Is there a secret omlette recipe that would make me eat it every day?

Is there a secret omlette recipe that would make me eat it every day?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just add Tabasco.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do I add it during cooking or after?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Try both and see what you prefer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Both during and after? Are you insane?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            According to the State I am. All my friends say I'm pretty chill.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn the egg into real meat

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i asked my friend and he said cum
    so i did haha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are gay

      An average ejaculation only has about 10 calories in it so you'd have to suck off about 30-50 dudes for breakfast. Also, unless you're a champion wienersucker who can get a man off in a few seconds you'd probably have to suck double that in order to offset the calorie losses from the work from sucking off 100 men.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's called sauteed, caramelized onions, anon

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my dad used to work at a diner and the secret to really good omelets is to basically shallow fry them in butter. use way more butter than you think you need.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No eggs are either a love them or hate them food stop trying to make them taste good if they don't for you. If you don't like eggs as they are already nothing can help.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think they are ok, but I would like to prepare them in a magical way that would make me want to eat them all the time.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    add rice

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 eggs minimum
    first add water to the eggs to thin them out.
    use a flat large surface level surface.
    medium heat (you should see no brown on the finished product)
    use clarified butter (lots of it).
    spread the eggs evenly and thinly.
    sprinkle evenly with cheese (not to thick).
    add anything else you want but don't over do it.
    when cheese is melted fold sides in and over lap.
    flip with long spatula.
    serve with a generous topping of hot sauce, salsa, or taco sauce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >serve with a generous topping of hot sauce, salsa, or taco sauce.
      What if I'm not a shit skin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What if I'm not a shit skin
        don't know what that is, but it's ok anon, you can eat good food just like everyone else. regardless of whatever your skin is made out of.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Truly inspiring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morphine omelette

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beat three eggs until fluffy. Bake a wheel of camembert in the oven. Once the cheese is gooey inside, toss the eggs and devour your camembert with a spoon and a few slices of apple accompanying.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    souffle omelette
    >t. eats it every day

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