Is there any worse celebrity "chef?" Even Ramsay didn't cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs or cost the poor thousands.
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Is there any worse celebrity "chef?" Even Ramsay didn't cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs or cost the poor thousands.
>show how food is made
>kids think that if they are still okay then it isnt THAT bad
>le heckin faith in hugh manatee
this guy fricking up all these cuisines wasnt enough for his ego?
Dude is a huge pussy and manages to have a British accent but still come across as uncultured and moronic to Americans who'd equate even a wienerney accent with intelligence and class.
what is this stupidity, anon?
british accents only sound pretentious.
A former marketing truism from at least a decade a go
Nah M8 that accent sounds like they’re constantly whining and a bunch of pussies. Gayest accent ever.
Jamie Oliver cannot fry rice
Neither can a chair
but a chair provides a service.
so is every other brit, anon.
you're supposed to boil rice
but a shrimp can
This man and Supersize me alcoholic ruined everything and are probably 20-30% accountable for global food inflation
Meanwhile nobody paid attention to Food, Inc. Too bad it didn't come out after Corona, then maybe people would've paid attention to the way we raise cattle rocketing us towards an antibiotic resistant hyperdisease.
Cry more homosexual vegan
>vegan
Food, Inc. is about corporations, dumbass. They show a dude butchering chickens and portray him in a positive light because his farm isn't bullshit. People like you are why everyone else can't have nice things.
Im not going to eat the bugs you homosexual vegan.
Nobody's telling you to and I'm not vegan. Not even vegetarian.
You will.
Yeah, that global pandemic we're just suffered through because of antibiotic resistant bacteria sure was terrible!
I didn't say Corona was either of those things, just that people might pay more attention to stuff like that after Corona. Why does a documentary about corporations making our food system shitty for profit trigger people so much?
>Why does [low--effort, rehashed propaganda] trigger people so much?
Why do vegans think the problem is that we don't know the truth, and not the much more simple solution that we just don't give a shit?
>If you don't want shit in your spinach and corn syrup in absolutely everything then you must be vegan
I just made an analogy, you are the one who got defensive.
As in, you were originally saying that people probably wouldn't give a shit long term about E. Coli 2: Turbo HD Remix even if it fricked up the planet? Well, you're probably right although IDK why you didn't say that earlier instead of going on about vegans. At least we still have monkey pox to look forward to.
>we
speak for yourself, turd burglar.
>Not looking forward to another pandemic where you can spend months watching panic buyers fight over canned olives
>documentary that portrays independent chicken butcher as positive is vegan
Do you consider people who don’t eat steak the way you do vegan, you tripleturbosuperBlack person?
Why do low effort shitposters talk about shit they have no idea about? Shitposting used to mean something
If you say anything bad about eating meat or how its produced manchildren will get angry.
Are you moronic? Viruses aren't affected by antibiotics because they aren't alive. This is day one high school biology shit
The post you replied to didn't mention viruses...
It mentioned Corona. Do you think he meant the beer?
The worst part about that guy to me will always be a mix between his wife who encouraged the grift despite knowing his problem was alcohol and how he edited his doctor telling him he would die from drinking if he didn't stop into him telling him his diet was what was killing him
What's Supersize me alcoholic?
>Guy wants to do documentary about how McDonald's bad
>Eats "only McDonald's" for a month
>Health is shit at the end
>Turns out he was drinking a bottle of vodka a day the entire month and most of his complaints at the end of the month are closer to that of a chronic alcoholic than someone eating McDonald's for a month
>Never release full food logs or blood tests
>Edit footage of doctor saying to quit drinking so much into him saying McDonald's bad
>People actually believe this shit and McDonald's gets rid of super sizing based on lies
as much as i liked mcdonalds, i never supersized. but at wendy's i'd always get the biggie fry
Really sounds like everyone is so fricking embedded into a world fueled by McDonald's and fast food that people won't wake up unless people associate the symptoms with some other poison which people in general are less conditioned to, like hard liquor.
I mean yeah it's vodka and I'm not acting like it's healthy for you, but the sheer fact that a decent chunk of the population doen't enjoy alcohol enough to ever pursue that as a coping mechanism over a McChicken are consooming something else fuels a dimwit holier-than-thou complex about it. As does weed or just THC.
Not a fan of either and like fast food, but it's mind numbing how people just give a pass to fast food poisoning out society because nearly everyone likes it and the cognitive effects don't hit the economic bottom line in a noticeable way.
Most people aren't eating like four Big Macs a day, which is what you would need to eat to get close to his bottle a day habit. He not only drank a ton but also ate more McDonald's than most people under the guise of "s-some people do this." Bad experiment, dishonest.
OK McShill
So what’s wrong with chicken nuggets beside the oil they’re fried in? Is using the bad bits of the chicken to make them really that bad? Seems like it’s making full use of the chicken.
There's nothing wrong with them as long as you're aware that you're eating the waste parts of the chicken, palm oil, and soy filler. But lets be honest, you didn't choose nuggets because you wanted a healthy meal. You wanted slop and that's what you got.
>waste parts
No such thing. Eat everything but the chirp/squeal/moo.
There's no soy filler, fricking shill liar.
they're not the bad parts of a chicken, it's white breast meat
Nuggets got a really bad rap for some reason like 20 years ago to such an extent that McDonald's stopped using dark meat and extra pieces, no clue why and I can't remember what triggered so much backlash
The leaked pink slime videos got them to change it of course.
they transitioned to "white meat" long before the pink slime myth videos came out. People just didn't like the texture of cartilage in their nuggies. The texture improved for a while, I think it's getting worse again as chicken gets more expensive. Less meat per nug
I still eat nuggies here and there, in fact this thread prompted me to throw some in the oven, but my understanding is that "mechanically seperated" means that its bits left on the bone from normal butchering for other cuts, and requires or uses bleaching to ensure that the mechanical separation or some part of the process doesnt contaminate the tiny bits of meat. and from there theres probably a method ideally more robust than simply rinsing it, but its hard to imagine any chicken cleaned with bleach is ever going to not be shit. but apparently this bleaching takes all the flavor out and they have to add chicken flavor to the meat afterward.
>they have to add chicken flavor to the meat afterward
manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
it's mostly fat, skin and bones, they have very little meat (~20% protein)
also, lot of salt
incorrect
Did you even watch the clip?
>~20% protein
homie, chicken breast has 20-30g of protein per 100g
I really do hate naive McHumans who have no touch with the real world, you actually think its just chicken and breading? you absolute moron
No, tell me what's really in it schizo. Baby parts? Mind control drugs? Xantham gum?
processed food is proven to be btfo by traditional methods of agriculture, but processing food BTFO homosexual dirt farmers n their reliance on the land. Humanity butt raped mother nature at the cost of our health, but hey, business is booming and until shit hits the fan we can have instant gratification and live like KINGS
Most of it is not chicken
it's 100% chicken except for the breading and spices.
>third worlders and mediaeval peasants eat roasted pig ears, cow brains, and sheep eyes
“ZOMG sovl! Le hekkin cultural!”
>McDicks uses a bit of corn filler to stretch out their chicken meat supplies
“WTF how could they make us eat such disgusting animal feed! Literally inedible chemical garbage!!!!!”
Based goyslop enjoyer.
Man, I’ll eat a pigs head with a side of nuggets any day.
Look at this analysis, then look at Uncle Roger, then pick a side. He may not be the coolest celebrity chef but he's /ourguy/. Food elitist attitudes are the reason eating the bugs won't catch on no matter how hard journos promote it. Having zero regard for authentic Asian cuisine is unimaginably based.
You've got it backwards. Jamie Oliver is a guy who thinks the poor should be scrounging at food banks for scraps and shames them for fat/sugar while gorging on steaks and cakes full of them. He's the guy who said that the Spanish poor eat better than the British poor, ignoring how 1/5 of Barcelona relies on food banks
>Barcelona
they're socialist bastards and deserve it
So was most of the Norf until recently, your point? He is so dumb he thinks poor Spanish people are eating mussels and freshly baked bread every day or some shit instead of the Spanish equivalent of chippy slop.
Food banks kick ass.
>t. parasite
nah, hes the organism getting bad a little of what he is owed
And not Jeff Bezos spending billions on space holidays for tycoons
1/5th of Spain is poor. Spanish food banks provide for nearly one million beneficiaries, i.e. 2 % of the whole population. In the UK it's double.
How is 2% also ⅕?
moron
Socialists want people sitting in breadlines, because they think people subsisting on a starvation diet of stale bread and watered-down porridge is preferable to “evil KKKorporations” making profit
I think Jamie is just a bog standard elitist who doesn't understand why everyone just doesnt make everything from scratch all the time
>posts schizophrenia
>posts delusional socialist butthurt
>He's the guy who said that the Spanish poor eat better than the British poor
>implying rice and beans isn't better than chipsticks and turkey twizzlers
The man doesn't understand what poverty is
never seen this moron before, but at least he revealed himself to be a homosexual within 5 seconds of speaking
Jamie Oliver is a pretentious twat, you contrarian moron.
Who the frick would listen to nearly than 20 minutes of this pretentious dickhead? How do you make a video about Jamie Oliver and end up looking equally douchey? Almost impressive.
this guy is a tremendous douche regardless of the accuracy of his analysis
he's g*rman by blood
Explains why Brits are disgusting pig people who make Europe consistently worse any time they do anything at all, just like Plaguemans
>You're eating more of the bird instead of just taking the breasts and throwing the rest away
>Doesn't this disgust you
I hate this goober. He shouldn't be allowed to eat anything other than chicken feet.
>Even Ramsay didn't cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs or cost the poor thousands.
https://www.squaremeal.co.uk/restaurants/news/gordon-ramsay-sacks-staff-coronavirus_9748
My goodness me.
Love me nuggets
Love me turkey twizzlers
'ate jamie oliver
'ate jamies italian
'ate drenching things in olive oil
simple as...
>turkey twizzlers
Looks repulsive
my vegetarian girlfriend got me a pack of turkey twizzlers while I was housebound
my first and last time eating that shit
>Love me turkey twizzlers
Murrican here, and we never had these in school (class of 1986) or even in the country as far as I'm aware.
"Turkey Twizzlers: A complete history of the controversial Bernard Matthews product – and what the new ‘healthy’ recipe tastes like"
https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/food-and-drink/turkey-twizzlers-bernard-matthews-history-banned-schools-jamie-oliver-new-recipe-taste-test-581342
In the US his big thing was chocolate milk, he once said something like "If this is the only way kids will drink milk it's absurd, don't serve milk at all if you have to. Would you give a kid a carmel apple if that's the only way they'll eat an apple?" Of course chocolate milk was one of the first things to come back
>Go to the boonies, USA
>Be surprised that American kids who probably saw their dad dress a deer don't get upset at some chicken blitzed in a food processor
I watched the initial stunt of this, he was seething that a bunch of upper middle class kids in a London school didn't like it. Did he really think the results would be the same?
say it with me
8
POUND
BEANS
ON
TOAST
Who puts lima beans on toast?
hes a fricking idiot
i wont lie i have one of his cook books and its great for reference but this idiot really expects me to spen £1000 on spices and shit jsut so i can make a meal ?
hes fricking deluded and he ruined school meals in the uk
brits
Even Brits make it with navy beans
Aaaah. Jamie Oliver. Didn't his restaurant chains go bankrupt owing millions?
https://twistedfood.co.uk/articles/where-it-all-went-wrong-for-jamie-olivers-business-empire
Lol
redpill me on why people hate him so much
All their mothers thought he had a cute boyish charm and wanted to frick him.
Jealousy.
He has this veneer of falseness to him. Even his “mockney” accident feels off. I get that he’s successful and he’s a decent enough cook (if not for a few bad ideas) but even his campaign for healthier foods felt like an ego trip and lacked substance. It’s weird how for such a “passionate” campaigner that he’s remained silent about food standards.
Plus he’s never had a Michelin star. Again he’s pretty fake (plus calling himself the Naked Chef, despite not being naked nor a chef)
Because Pierre White, Heston, Roux, even bloody Ramsey would eat him alive.
Also, he did a pyramid scheme in the 2000s with all the cooking utensils and equipment. I had to go around with my mum selling this stuff. She only found out about it being a pyramid scheme about a year or so after.
Weissman
uncle roger
HIIII YA I am a stereotype setting Asian Americans back decades! I am the asian Tyler Perry! HI YAAAA!!!
t. uncle fraudger
Hi Kenji
> setting Asian Americans back
> Americans
Why them in particular?
>Weissmann
Strangely not a bad cook from what I’ve seen of him though his entire schtick is tiring and I get why anyone would hate him. I’m guessing zoomers like this? That entire …but cheaper shit is moronic too
>Uncle Roger
The worst. Actual cancer and not even a chef/cook. His gimmick has already exhausted and it was never funny
Weissman is an annoying c**t that overcomplicates everything.
I've worked in a McDicks and can confirm it's real chicken and beef but that doesn't mean it's good for you. Get the chicken sandwich or go get a sub from a deli you fat sack of shit
This is the c**t that got turkey twizzlers banned from my school when I was a kid. Frick him.
Hate this piece of shit. This fricking oblivious, sheltered moron is continuing to push for making food more expensive in one of the worse inflations in living memory and with a coming recession too.
how am i the only one that sees the down's in oliver's face?
Thats just the German in him.
I still dislike Ramsay more.
Ramsay used to be really good but ever since he went to America he has never been the same
Nuggies good
Jamie bad
This fricking moron was really trying to make chicken skin sound like nasty trash.
School meals massively improved after his campaign. The guy's otherwise a condescending twat but you can't fault him for raising the standard for children's nutrition. It used to be beans, turkey drummers, chips, and variations of that, for millions of kids. Now there's fresh, nutritious, natural food. How is that bad?
don't taste good innit gimme my turkey twizzlers
Kids don't eat half that shit, it's wasted taxpayer money
>he thinks kids eat that shit
we just ate pizza every day
>School meals massively improved after his campaign.
Michelle Obama is actually a white British man?
People fought Michelle Obama's shit even more than Oliver
But she is the reason why school lunches changed. The Obamas' mark on education will be creating problems for decades.
Funny, when he tried that in America his meal plan was unaffordable by the school district he tested it in and didn't even meet the minimum nutritional requirements for school lunches. And we're talking about a country where our government has debated if pizza counts as a vegetable serving.
>Doesn't meet nutritional standards in a country that doesn't even mandate fruits or vegetables past elementary school
What a hack
>our government has debated if pizza counts as a vegetable serving.
I think it was specifically pizza sauce not the whole pizza, but the point still stands: our government is a joke
>>our government has debated if pizza counts as a vegetable serving.
>I think it was specifically pizza sauce not the whole pizza, but the point still stands: our government is a joke
I believe the debate was over ketchup being listed as a "vegetable" on school lunches.
But who cares? It's the PARENT'S job to feed their kid and give them a proper breakfast and dinner, with lunch being simply a quick and easy meal to hold you over in between and thus pizza and other junk food is perfectly fine.
I get what he was trying to do (And seeing obese kids must repulse him) but the way he went about it could’ve been better. The fact he’s dropped it too says it all for me. A passing fad to keep him on telly
Test
>look you're eating bone and skin and carcass
God forbid people actually reuse shit. Like the twat never made a stock before.
I think the food glue is even more horrifying than "pink slime" is.
These fricks think "clean" food means pretty food. People like Oliver are why we have so much food waste
Hacks are hacks
Why are bongs so buttblasted about him removing fastfood from school cafeterias?
>subversive ~~*deconstructionist*~~ gets BTFO
Love to see it
The bong kids fell for this stunt hook line and sinker, that's why he was crestfallen
>this part of the meat is fine
>but using these parts aren't
what a fricking c**t
>omg how can you eat a nugget?? did you see how it's made? it's so disgusting, they put pink slime in it, trust me
>ackshually bugs are good for you and bug patties are just as good as real meat! yum!
Absolutely not. Dude has tried to dickride every trendy movement through the years. Ramsay, Marco etc have always just stuck to what they want to and (at least sort of) know. Now, have people like them caused way too god damn people to try too hard at both restaurant business and on social media? Yes, but at least they aren't doing direct harm to anyone.
Is Jamie Oliver the richest chef ever? He’s got more money than ramshit even without the Michelin stars.
Screw this Brit salami smuggler, his favorite dish is hairy, smelly man-ass a la mode.
>didn't cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs or cost the poor thousands.
What?
Its a tough job trying to make bong food edible and I dont envy anyone who does. Problem with Jamie is that alot of his recipes are very derivative, hes always making Asian or Indian food but in a bland shitty way. I do think Ramsay is equally boring but he at least knows how to make a recipe
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE WHOLE CHICKEN YOU CAN ONLY USE THE "CLEAN" BITS AND YOU HAVE TO TOSS OUT THE REST I'M GOING INSAAAAANE
Do you think Oliver makes a stock from just the "clean" bones too
It really is hard to overstate how much this c**t fricked over school dinners in the UK. His push for healthier school dinners just increased the price of a meal beyond what a lot of poorer families could afford. There was even an incident where a woman was shamed for allowing her son to go get a sandwich from a place called "Chubbies" since it was much cheaper than the new school dinners.
Stop importing immigrants and you won't have to feed your kids garbage
>an incident where a woman was shamed
What the frick does this mean? Council estate families have been laughed at for being poor long before Oliver did his sperg routine.
Jamie forget that kids eat with memories. They like mcnuggets because it's a reward or rare treat doesn't matter how they're made to kids. I should know i have two kids an 3 nieces. They all go crazy for mcnuggets.
>cause hundreds of people to lose their jobs or cost the poor thousands.
yeah, he is based
Where was the data that kids were getting fat on school lunch anyway? Why did they do this shit?
Connective tissue and skin is good for your ligaments and skin elasticity, I eat ground meat every week and my skin is smooth like a baby butt
>go to literally any other country, developed or developing, and school meals are relatively healthy, and kids eat them
>suggest doing the same in UK or USA
>"it's TOO EXPENSIVE!"
>"kids won't even eat it!!!"
>"you're an ivory tower liberal/champagne socialist!!!"
Why are Anglos like this again?
Because the kids genuinely don't eat it and thus it is a waste of money, plus no one likes people asking the government to restrict rights
They won't eat it because they either never tried it or aren't used to it. Why do you think kids everywhere else are eating vegetables, fresh vegetables and stuff. If you can't be bothered to feed your children well you deserve none. And a people who shelve this responsibility for convenience deserves to disappear
Your kids are moronic if they are incapable of eating normal food like fruit and vegetables. Please remove you and your fat from the gene pool.
Fruit is for desert and desert is for homosexuals
Here's a nice way to remember the proper spelling in the future.
Desert only has one s.
Dessert has two.
One is about a lack of food and water and the other is about delicious excess of the same.
Dessert, the thing you have after you already had a full meal, can afford the extra s.
There's a right for children to be fed tax funded junk food?
Kids eat it alright. They even love discovering new flavours. If you give them an education and a firm hand to go with it.
Not my problem if the kid's parents are incapable morons. Kids should eat healthy foods.
>MY CHILD WONT EAT THE GREEN BEANS I BOILED FOR THIRTY MINUTES THIS MEANS KIDS JUST DONT LIKE VEGETABLES
Fricking angloids, I swear
Went out and got some nuggies and they were great.
He was a cute baby boy and all the milfs fantasized about domming him. When he stopped being a baby they lost interest. The rest is history. He was discovered by the BBC's Patricia Llewellyn who also launched Ramsay's appalling tv career. Ramsay, unlike Oliver, can actually cook.
at least Gordon Ramsay used to be a top chef, now he just doesn't care anymore. Meanwhile Jamie Oliver is a literally nobody in the restaurant world, he's just a celebrity cook
at least he's a fricking chef
pic related is a useless c**t and did infinitely more damage to the food industry
>can't order fat homie sizes anymore
>"damage" to the industry
lmao he saved you from doing more damage to your arteries you fat frick
>please tell me how to live my life
lol your a homosexual
>NOOOOOOO I HAVE TO ORDER TWO LARGE SODAS NOW INSTEAD OF MY ONE GALLON!
lose weight!
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIVE LONGER BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
I swear to God, all you do gooders and busybodies saving people from themselves need to be flayed, flensed, fried, and served to the fat c**ts so they can gorge themselves into a heart attack so we'll be free from both of you, and the fat c**t gets to kill himself doing what he loves. Eating shit.
just lose weight it's not hard
Just stay out of other people's business, it's even easier.
I know you're dealing with the fact that you will never be a woman and thus will never get to experience the joy of pregnancy, but you can't just try to adopt other people without their permission.
if you're going to be a disgusting fat blob expect to be treated like one. nobody likes to look at your unkempt blubber everytime you go out in public.
Not him but that's factually not true. Chubby chaser even has a name. (it's chubby chaser)
>Just stay out of other people's business, it's even easier.
I want Biggie size back.
I want the old fries back.
I want Biggie size back.
>lmao he saved you from doing more damage to your arteries you fat frick
Except he didn't because people are going to order the amount to make up for it. Only thing he saved was the fast food corporation wallets.
i dunno if that's an american thing or what because in my country it is not normal to order doubles or anything. when i watch youtube i see americans ordering double fries, multiple burgers, double rice, double soda and so on. if you're gonna eat unhealthy stuff why double it too?
The point is to make you feel like a fatass for going back for seconds/asking for double vs if being hidden in "just one"
Heheheheh, good luck with that one, especially if to-go orders exist
why does Culinaly attract so many schizo conspiracy mouthbreathers these days?
>Why does a counterculture website attract people with different opinions from mainstream normies?
> why does a website renown for it’s freedom of speech not shill the party line?
renowned*
>Freedom of speech
>Regular inconsistent bans for things like "racism" or "replying to off topic garbage"
This site is owned by a Japanese toy company who wants to sell you weeb Funkos, calm down
Son, I got my start shitposting on Usenet via Windows 98 and the fact is that other then Usenet (which is a ghost town nowadays) Culinaly is the only remaining on-line forum allowing free speech (even if some get banned for off-topic stuff).
>see this raw meat? looks disgusting before it's cooked, right? why would you want to eat that?
what a moronic argument
For cooking at home, his first 3 or 4 books shit on anything Ramsay has ever produced.
>be a celebrity chef
>want to create a "food revolution" and teach the world to eat healthy
>become one of the fattest and most disgusting celebrity chefs on the planet
The guy was an idiot. What he should've done was blend in half a tire, some strange chemicals, pencil shavings, non-edible trash, and other "fillers". That would've been more authentic to what Mcdonalds puts in their food.
Hell, I'd eat that processed chicken, if only because there was no waste, and it was actually made infront of me, and it was 100% natural. So long as there weren't bone fragments.
Isn't the processing just a frick load of mechanical pulverizing? I suppose they add oils to it too but still same basic steps to mince beef and make a loaf of it it's never grossed me out either idk what kinda Nancy would freak out about it. That said not a fan of nuggets for the flavor, only eat them when it's free.
>looked really sad
He literally started crying. Pathetic little sour c**t.