Is there literally anything better than a stale, day old burger when you just wake up?
Is there literally anything better than a stale, day old burger when you just wake up?
Is there literally anything better than a stale, day old burger when you just wake up?
Day old pizza?
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sorry for making the thread guys excuse my ignorance
Depends on the toppings.
If it’s got a bunch of “wet” stuff like tomato and whatnot, it will be gross.
But if it had minimal toppings, like McD’s double cheeseburger, they’re a great microwaveable breakfast and/or hangover cure.
I agree with though. a leftover simple hamburger or two in the morning can be just the thing to make continuing with the day worthwhile.
My hangover cure is orange juice (with pulp)
It just works
How about waking up and nailing a girl who you love. I'd say that's better than a burger.
Absolute cringe off-topic post.
Get the frick off my food & cooking board then off my site and finally off yourself you disgusting piece of notmalgay trash REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Is there literally anything better than a stale, day old burger when you just wake up?
not waking up
i have absolutely done this. being a 40-year-old trying to get my life together, it doesn't make me feel great about myself.
Your burger is fricking raw. It's disgusting.
That's not my burger, jogger.
Waking up and not eating a stale, day old hamburger.
leftover meats of any kind are great.
wings, ribs, pork, any meat really taste fine cold too, but if its real fatty you can jjust pop annd the microwave and it heats up right fien quic aHAHAHAH HAHAHA HH ADAHSHIE DAHSIE DAHSIE DAHDIEA IWRTC IWTCIRD IWTCIRD IWTCIRD RIADW AMY LITTLE AHAHAHHAAAA
i didnt pop mines in the microwave i just ate it not too long ago. it was stale
peak goyslop.
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Day old BK whopper you couldn't finish from the night before. Even better if you forgot you didn't finish it, and find it as a nice brekky surprise.
>burger king
im sorry you're moronic
I fricking love a cold whopper. Haven’t gone as far as a day but finding one in the microwave from dinner time when you’re black out drunk is awesome.
COLD PASTA STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE AT 2AM
How much do you drink?
Yes.
>a really good book
Can we all agree that French fries are never better the next day?
agreed
i smoked weed for the first time in like 12 years and got a deepthroat blowjob from my wife the other day. way better than a cold stale burger.
isn't the first time your wife has deepthroated someone. keep that in mind when you kiss her.
no shit it isn't, we are grown ass adults. are you 12 and what is this?
fast food is disgusting and you're a fat slob
imo day old spaghetti is delicious.
cold pizza dipped in milk
the israelite fears the milkza
room temp and a glass of orange juice
Nasi Goreng is Indonesian breakfast made with rice from the day before. Pretty sure they got your breakfast with stale sugary cake/sandwich and patty fried in vegetable oil blend (aka condom lube) beat.
>Nasi Goreng
Is fried rice mate, which is always made with old boiled rice.
Sure you aren't thinking of nasi lemak?
Stale day old cream pie
that SHIT is fricking RAW
Yeah, actually being able to see your own dick when you get up to take your first piss of the day. You amerifats will never get to experience it.
3 day old fried chicken thats been in the fridge absorbing the smells from everything else. Nothing really beats dry, stringy slightly off mummified cold chicken meat
i left a buttermilk biscuit on top of a can of natty and forgot about it for a few days, its hard as a rock and tastes like stale beer but on the up side it tastes better then the stale beer
The amerimutt strikes again with his goyslop.
Yes. Refrigerator gen tsos or refrigerator papa johns
yeah, a beautiful woman who's got your back at your bedside.
yeah, until she tries to stab you because she thinks you fricked her sister. at that point I'd rather have stale pizza.
Stale, day old burgers hit different when you just wakin up.
something about cold congealed cheese and sauce and patties works pretty well, like a savory cake if you will