Is this normal? Makes me want to quit cooking

Is this normal? Makes me want to quit cooking

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try Aldi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *inserts fingee*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/G6l6GZc.jpeg

      Is this normal? Makes me want to quit cooking

      they are not even ripe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of these things is not like the others,
      One of these things just doesn't belong,
      Can you tell which thing is not like the others
      By the time I finish my song?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      I literally just bought 7 of them yesterday for that price lmao
      And limes were 20¢ each.
      The missus makes spicy ass guacamole with chadonbenni instead of coriander/cilantro and with these yellow chilies she likes. Good af

      Grocery stores force me to ring up my own food, and all avocados get rung up as white onions. That’s the social contract.

      https://i.imgur.com/1G0IvH1.jpeg

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      the skin needs to be black
      check that the skin is uniform, some people squish them to see if they are ripe, that just causes them to get black parts
      that little thing on the top where they were connected to the tree, remove it and see if it's too green or too dark... if it is, don't buy it as it might still be old or not ripe enough... it should be like the color of mild green

      If it's too expensive, just avocadon't buy it.

      I got banned from my local grocery store because look like a dude who went in there daily to lift, got caught and trespassed. As I was shopping, this dude approaches me and says, "we told you not to come back", I say to him I have no idea what he's talking about and he stops me to say they already called the police. I tried to offer ID's and shit but they didn't care. Even the police was like, "nothing we can do". Frick this shit man, that place expensive but being 10 minutes walk from home, damn it was convenient. To all you bums who steal thinking it has no repercussions, frick you.

      Reminder that Russians are buying these for the equivalent of like three for a dollar and laughing at Americans who think this is reasonable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm old enough and male enough for Putin to send me off to Chernobyl so I can die of radiation poisoning because he didn't even bother telling me the dirt I'm digging my latrine in is radioactive so I'm not super concerned about what Vlad laughs at while his organs melt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They've also outsourced their local and state-level governments to the mafia and get paid half of what a US walmart greeter makes, so being able to cook on occasion seems less like a luxury and more like a bare necessity for them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure if you're lucky enough to live in SPB or DC and not some shit stalagmite mukhosransk.
        Don't get me wrong Russia and Russians are awesome but only for holidays and seeing snow & pine trees, the quality of life here in Australia is a completely different level even in some backwater shithole like Katherine or Alice Springs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not even at peak ripeness are those good. Theyre the bad kind, the shit tier. Avocado needs to have rubbery skin and also be fully dusty, then its the good type. Pretty sure amerilards only get the bad ones, and larp about omg the taste lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are three varieties sold in my area. I buy the little black ones because the gigantic green ones are so sweet that they're only good for smoothies. The big black ones have, as has been said ITT already, tended to be unripe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn horny germans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno what you guys are b***hing about. They're 80 cents here.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    I literally just bought 7 of them yesterday for that price lmao
    And limes were 20¢ each.
    The missus makes spicy ass guacamole with chadonbenni instead of coriander/cilantro and with these yellow chilies she likes. Good af

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank god i'm white

      I got banned from my local grocery store because look like a dude who went in there daily to lift, got caught and trespassed. As I was shopping, this dude approaches me and says, "we told you not to come back", I say to him I have no idea what he's talking about and he stops me to say they already called the police. I tried to offer ID's and shit but they didn't care. Even the police was like, "nothing we can do". Frick this shit man, that place expensive but being 10 minutes walk from home, damn it was convenient. To all you bums who steal thinking it has no repercussions, frick you.

      how brown are you

      https://i.imgur.com/G6l6GZc.jpeg

      Is this normal? Makes me want to quit cooking

      millenials will buy this instead of a house

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thank god i'm white
        The frick does that have to do with getting avocados in the northeastern United States for 7/$2.49?

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        Reminder that Russians are buying these for the equivalent of like three for a dollar and laughing at Americans who think this is reasonable

        I will gladly pay 3¢ more per avocado to not be Russian.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are not worth it since they can randomly get rotten if you don't guess the right time to cut it
    pro chefs get them delivered already at optimal ripeness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pro chefs get them delivered already at optimal ripeness
      and how do they get selected at perfect ripeness if they can rot randomly?
      wizardry?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they only begin ripening after being picked
        it's easier to control ripening when you control the whole process from picking them
        also hispanic grocery stores get them fully ripened

        only ypeepo stores have to do the wait X days meme and hope it is good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they only begin ripening after being picked
        it's easier to control ripening when you control the whole process from picking them
        also hispanic grocery stores get them fully ripened

        only ypeepo stores have to do the wait X days meme and hope it is good

        the skin needs to be black
        check that the skin is uniform, some people squish them to see if they are ripe, that just causes them to get black parts
        that little thing on the top where they were connected to the tree, remove it and see if it's too green or too dark... if it is, don't buy it as it might still be old or not ripe enough... it should be like the color of mild green

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grocery stores force me to ring up my own food, and all avocados get rung up as white onions. That’s the social contract.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my supermarket has a camera above the self checkout which watches you scan everything and knows when you're cheating it now so enjoy your onion avocados while they last

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got banned from my local grocery store because look like a dude who went in there daily to lift, got caught and trespassed. As I was shopping, this dude approaches me and says, "we told you not to come back", I say to him I have no idea what he's talking about and he stops me to say they already called the police. I tried to offer ID's and shit but they didn't care. Even the police was like, "nothing we can do". Frick this shit man, that place expensive but being 10 minutes walk from home, damn it was convenient. To all you bums who steal thinking it has no repercussions, frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I but hot peppers I usually only get 1 or 2. So I just put them in the bag with bell peppers and don't ring them up. Especially if they are being sold by weight the scale is not even sensitive enough to to register a single habenero. I don't think they'll miss the 32 cents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be more expensive for me (

      lol
      I literally just bought 7 of them yesterday for that price lmao
      And limes were 20¢ each.
      The missus makes spicy ass guacamole with chadonbenni instead of coriander/cilantro and with these yellow chilies she likes. Good af

      )
      Loose white onions are $1.29/lb and not sold in 2-3lb sacks. Yellow onion are $2.49/3lbs, tho, same price as a sack of 7 avocados.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Grocery store put in new self checkout
      >It's a full length belt just like if there was a cashier, but you're at the front and your items go to a conveyor belt to the end with bags
      >After you're done you awkwardly have to walk down and bag your stuff, next person can't start because their groceries will get sent down to the person bagging their own shit
      >This was done solely because the 2nd conveyor belt has another scale in it, to prevent you from pulling any funny business with under-weighing produce

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's probably a camera above the conveyor which can identify things too

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you cooking ‘cados?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It might be a soccer mom

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >an ingredient is overpriced? better quit cooking
    and your alternative is...?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's too expensive, just avocadon't buy it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this normal?
    no. eating avocado is not normal because they taste bad.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Avocados are the most reddit food on the fricking planet.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're unripe, hard as a rock and tasteless too for that price. Clown world.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    learn to steal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guacamole

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't cook. You just repost shit you saw on reddit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered not buying the mushy meme fruit?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    safeway?
    try mexican markets.. i get 2 for a dollar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm

      lol
      I literally just bought 7 of them yesterday for that price lmao
      And limes were 20¢ each.
      The missus makes spicy ass guacamole with chadonbenni instead of coriander/cilantro and with these yellow chilies she likes. Good af

      and I got mine from Safeway.
      Signature Select, baby. : )
      They also gave me a box of free sea salt caramel truffles. Just4U is the shit

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, thanks for the post Mcdonald shill. I smell blood in the water

  16. 1 month ago
    Verification not required.

    Never once ate an avocado.
    I think they look nasty, inside and out.

    Just not into them. They're obviously a poser food.
    Not a fruit, vegetable or nut.
    I've heard marmite is shite. Never gonna try it. I bet marmite is stuffed full of avocado shite, looks like it.

    No recipe worth its electrolytes contains avocado.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to rural alaska

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find that they vary a lot throughout the year. Sometimes my store has them $2 each, sometimes $1.29 each, and the other week they were 3-for-a-dollar

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