It doesnt even look good.

It doesnt even look good.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a cookie bar you fricking doofus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like a dookie bar you fricking REATRD AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSANE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a penis sheath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bricks used to make pre-colombian structures

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk just looks like a coooookie to me, i'd eat it, though you put a nice sweetened whipped mascarpone on top in that groove and you got yourself a pretty little treat that will impress many people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >put a nice sweetened whipped mascarpone on top
      Definitely would make it better, but it’s obligatory they’d squeeze it out of a clear plastic bottle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >coooookie
      heh

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would try it if it didn't cost 5 dollars. I can get a dozen fresh baked cookies at my grocery store for 3.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this thread is just a subway ad, feel free to ignore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha even Google gets it. Its probably dry as hell, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a Photoshop

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat at Subway, I immediately think less of you.
    Doesn't matter who you are or what you do. It speaks volumes of your character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who asked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whoever clicked on this thread looking for validation.
        Considering your taking offense, probably you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So nobody

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same amount of people who asked you to prom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This post is so hilariously ironic and you dont even get why

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >angry gay seething noises
            anything else?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This post is so hilariously ironic and you dont even get why

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll break it down for you
                there are 3 types of people who say "Nobody asked."
                >shallow women
                >homosexuals
                >socially moronic lunatics
                so which are you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody said that bud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm literally none of those things and yet I will say it again..nobody asked. b***h.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay that you're gay, anon. We accept you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did..

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the pretzel doesn't come cheese
    almost got me you fricks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i could come cheese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt nofap for years just to come cheese
        Ngmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blessed digits for a blessed post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          actually if you chopped this up and mixed it into either a cup of soft serve or a batch of ice cream in the last minute of churning that would be perfectly fine

          what

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it does thoughever

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $5 for $0.13 of food. How does subway sleep at night

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the churro, it sucked, no girth, very skinny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like my wedding night

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was an old tv remote

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is every fricking thread on this board about shitty american fast food slop
    subway isn't food so doesnt belong here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You solved a captcha to post this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two actually since i got the cloudflare one too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought the footlong cookie
    Enjoy you're overcooked dry corporate brick that costs more than 3 packs of toll house you could have baked yourself bro

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >footlong cookie
    >footlong churro
    They should make some cinnamon bread and put together a whole dessert sub line.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They should make some cinnamon bread
      What do you think a churro is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A churro is made from batter, not bread dough, and is certainly not large or sturdy enough to cut in half and make an entire sandwich on. I'm saying they need to make a sweet dessert bread to construct a dessert sub sandwich on which you can put a footlong cookie, churro, different types of chocolate chips, caramel, chocolate, or strawberry syrups, coconut shavings... basically, all the sandwich fixings they normally have but replaced with sweet shit you can make an absolute abomination of a dessert out of.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like it wouldn't sell very well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People love non-dessert things made into dessert. Like dessert pizza. I think people would like dessert subs, too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think generally its the size. You wouldn't eat 12 inches of banana bread would you? Even less so of it were filled with a buttload of frosting and cake and stuff. The appeal for ice cream sandwiches is because while they are a novel desert recreation of actual sandwiches, they are petite and an acceptable size. You wouldn't eat 12 inches of ice cream on 12 inches of cookie wafer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could order a 6-inch or 4-inch one just like you can for the regular sandwiches. Those would probably be the most commonly ordered, but the 12-inch would be available for the novelty (advertised as intended for sharing for legal liability purposes).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, I feel like of it were a standard 5 inch or something that night go well

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom didn't look good either yet you got pumped out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my dad fricked me, so that's proof he'll frick anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my dad fricked me, so that's proof he'll frick anything.

      You guys are funny. Pic unrelated

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bring back the $5 footlong!
    >no not like that!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like something a dead rat or mouse might sleep in.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subway? whaddamigunnaeat? the seat cushions? *guffaw*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP would probably work better as a seat cushion heyoo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take two of them, heat up in the oven a little, and put your favorite ice cream sandwiched between two of them for a diabetic treat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually if you chopped this up and mixed it into either a cup of soft serve or a batch of ice cream in the last minute of churning that would be perfectly fine

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already have cookies though? Why make a footlong one?

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