The military ration grade goyslop meat had to be diverted to humanitarian aid in gaza because it turns out the mcrib is one of the only foods that can't be crafted into fuel for makeshift missiles. Inshallah it will not burn
It is so nasty. The meat patty is oddly spongy in texture. So much fat and salt. The sauce is way too sweet, the onions too large and crunchy. I haven't eaten one in many years, over a decade, but I'll never forget how bad it was. I'm pretty sure it was like a 99 cent limited time offer or something which was the only reason I gave it a shot in the first place. But the promotional ones were exactly the same as full price. We used to load up on 99 cent Whoppers and Big Macs when they did those. I think a whopper with bacon and cheese is damn near ten dollars now. I miss not caring about my health and eating cheap fast food. To be young again...
They announced it, dumb fuck. It's coming back. Also, anyone who hates on the McRib is an angry worldpoor that probably got force vaxxed by their government.
Slow down, Hans. I live not far from the McDonald's in Orlando so I get things you can only dream about. This, in addition to being better and freer than you. Still, there are 3x more McDonalds outside of America then there are within America with lots of unique items tailored to the retarded tastes of you strange foreign people, so I'm sure your experience of McDonalds is worthy.
What made you think I was posting something I get at my McDonalds and not posting some shitty German McDonalds food? Didn't the lettering clue you in, retard?
why isnt it more common anyway? pork is way cheaper than beef and my country barely has any israelites or muslims, yet i dont think we've never had mcrib here
This. Even through covid pork prices didn't fluctuate that much. McDonalds is a company that is obsessed with tightly controlling their supply chain down to the farmers that raise the chickens that make the eggs that goes into their mayo that they manufacture just for themselves. They could do the same with the McRib if they wanted to but there is probably some homosexual exec that doesn't want more pork on the menu and is stilling for bugs or something. The more you do, the more you do. These companies don't behave in common-sensical ways. In their minds, being a company with a scarce, hyped product is vastly preferable to one more permanent menu item that is also an entirely different major protein source down the supply chain.
check the price of pork futures anon
when the price is low the mcrib will return
No, it's coming when they're done fucking with Mambo Sauce and Sweet & Hispanicy Jam in a week or two.
You know they have to want to because the Filet O Fish is an even worse efficiency fuckup, but there are cultural reasons why they can't just up and discontinue it, such as people that only eat fish for religious reasons at times. The Culver's fish sandwich absolutely mouth fucks every other fast food fish sandwich, though. It's not even close.
I think they're trying to do an Apple thing with the alternative proteins and letting other food manufacturers figure it out first and then come in and do their take on it if/when it catches on. McDonalds very rarely attempts novel food items in America. I have no idea if those weird overseas items are their idea, though, like the Oreo Spam burger or the grilled cheese with pasta.
McDonalds waits until pork hits its absolute lowest price (usually in October) presumably because its a hassle to change their production over and they can maximize profit
I made it a point to try one of those the last time they were available. I don't understand all the hype for it. It tasted every bit as bad as a high school lunch in the US.
The military ration grade goyslop meat had to be diverted to humanitarian aid in gaza because it turns out the mcrib is one of the only foods that can't be crafted into fuel for makeshift missiles. Inshallah it will not burn
it's coming back next week actually
I'll never understand why these are popular, even with the false exclusivity FOMO bullshit.
They're the necco wafter of fastfood.
>ate one like 20 years ago
>tasted like shit
>never ate one again
Marketing is a hell of a drug for idiots that they would willingly eat this shit.
>ate my last one 20 years ago
>was my favourite burg
>never came back
there new tactic is to make everything else just as bad as the mcrib until it's the best item on the menu
theres a gas station that sells a superior version of a micrib for less money
It is so nasty. The meat patty is oddly spongy in texture. So much fat and salt. The sauce is way too sweet, the onions too large and crunchy. I haven't eaten one in many years, over a decade, but I'll never forget how bad it was. I'm pretty sure it was like a 99 cent limited time offer or something which was the only reason I gave it a shot in the first place. But the promotional ones were exactly the same as full price. We used to load up on 99 cent Whoppers and Big Macs when they did those. I think a whopper with bacon and cheese is damn near ten dollars now. I miss not caring about my health and eating cheap fast food. To be young again...
It's not the end of time yet anon. Just wait.
most disappointing fast food sandwich i've ever eaten. literally nothing but marketing
I kinda like them, but I hate the way I need a shower afterwards. There is just not a civilized way to eat the McRib.
I need a shower about 10 hours later because my butthole starts getting whett :[
>call it MvRib
>grounded hoof paste doused with amonia and saltpeter
I don't see the appeal
I like it with extra pickles and onions genuinely sad it’s not back.
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Come to Germany then. All neets welcome and we have the McRib all year long.
Sounds like a trap
They announced it, dumb fuck. It's coming back. Also, anyone who hates on the McRib is an angry worldpoor that probably got force vaxxed by their government.
>mfw americans have to wait for the McRib while we germans can eat them all year long
Slow down, Hans. I live not far from the McDonald's in Orlando so I get things you can only dream about. This, in addition to being better and freer than you. Still, there are 3x more McDonalds outside of America then there are within America with lots of unique items tailored to the retarded tastes of you strange foreign people, so I'm sure your experience of McDonalds is worthy.
Mmm!
>Orlando
>picture of a shitty currywurst that McDonald's tried to sell at one point
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What made you think I was posting something I get at my McDonalds and not posting some shitty German McDonalds food? Didn't the lettering clue you in, retard?
why isnt it more common anyway? pork is way cheaper than beef and my country barely has any israelites or muslims, yet i dont think we've never had mcrib here
artificial scarcity to drive hype
This. Even through covid pork prices didn't fluctuate that much. McDonalds is a company that is obsessed with tightly controlling their supply chain down to the farmers that raise the chickens that make the eggs that goes into their mayo that they manufacture just for themselves. They could do the same with the McRib if they wanted to but there is probably some homosexual exec that doesn't want more pork on the menu and is stilling for bugs or something. The more you do, the more you do. These companies don't behave in common-sensical ways. In their minds, being a company with a scarce, hyped product is vastly preferable to one more permanent menu item that is also an entirely different major protein source down the supply chain.
No, it's coming when they're done fucking with Mambo Sauce and Sweet & Hispanicy Jam in a week or two.
its going to be a sad day when they retire the filet o fish
You know they have to want to because the Filet O Fish is an even worse efficiency fuckup, but there are cultural reasons why they can't just up and discontinue it, such as people that only eat fish for religious reasons at times. The Culver's fish sandwich absolutely mouth fucks every other fast food fish sandwich, though. It's not even close.
I think they're trying to do an Apple thing with the alternative proteins and letting other food manufacturers figure it out first and then come in and do their take on it if/when it catches on. McDonalds very rarely attempts novel food items in America. I have no idea if those weird overseas items are their idea, though, like the Oreo Spam burger or the grilled cheese with pasta.
McDonalds waits until pork hits its absolute lowest price (usually in October) presumably because its a hassle to change their production over and they can maximize profit
check the price of pork futures anon
when the price is low the mcrib will return
I made it a point to try one of those the last time they were available. I don't understand all the hype for it. It tasted every bit as bad as a high school lunch in the US.
you can literally buy them year round at gas stations and super markets. they are the exact same
>it never really went away. you're stupid.