>prego sauce out of the jar
you talk that shit then turn around and use canned whole tomatoes as if smushing yourself somehow negates the fact that it is canned which is worse then jarred
It's not only that Americans use sugary ultra-processed sauces from a jar. They also do not properly combine the sauce and the pasta in the cooking process, they simply warm up the sauce and dump it over the top of the cooked noodles. It's disgusting.
Meanwhile, modern cannery is excellent and here we have a whole food product, tomatoes from the best tomato growing region of the world, with a little basil and salt. You can completely control what goes into your pasta or pizza sauce, adjust the seasoning, and adjust the consistency based on how finely you break up the tomatoes. It's not about canned being worse than jarred, it's about what's in the cans/jars.
I don't care how much they cost, I will never give up my San Marzanos.
It's all cheap peasant food
But they tricked the boomers into paying $30 for "Rigatoni Fagioli alla Calabrese"
Because it sounds so fancy.
But it literally means
"Pasta with beans, Hispanicy"
Throw in some other bullshit like wine lists, and waiters offering fancy fresh cracked pepper to your peasant pasta beans, bread with oil and vinegar, fancy tableware, thick accents and moustache. Suddenly the boomers are spending hundreds to eat $1 worth of basic food.
this anon isn't completely wrong because most pasta is easy to make at home so why do people still overpay? first off good pasta being offered at restaurants is a relatively new thing and still rare, most restaurants still serve dogshit pasta despite being italian, it's the same with pizza that doesn't have neapolitan style crust (lazy italian restaurants).
all those boomers know is basic spaghetti bolognese so you can impress them with a properly made carbonara and they'll happily pay $25. is it less pathetic than paying $13 for fake dogshit carbonara made with bacon and heavy cream? I don't think so but if you want to do make it yourself at home for $3 all you have to do is watch a youtube video
using your logic, you should just never eat out because it is never worth it and you can make it at home for cheap. Tell me a single food that you can't make at home and must get from a restaurant?
>using your logic, you should just never eat out because it is never worth it
it is but definitely not for pasta because it's so easy to make at home and unless you're completely retarded your homemade pasta will always be better than restaurant pasta because you don't have to cut corners to save 50 cents per meal to make more profit.
pasta and burgers are the easiest things to make at home. it's never worth it to go to a restaurant for that. the restaurants that are specialized on that and will go all out to blow your mind are extremely rare and if they are located in your city everyone knows about them but this is not the case for 99,9% of pasta and burger places
I disagree pasta meals are pretty cheap in italy. And while you can make it at home some pastas properly made require some level of effort. For example propper bologneze sauce takes 4 hours to cook. Its not a big deal for a restaurant but it is for you.
When I went to Italy I ate like a pig, thinking I couldn't take any of it home. Then I thought, "hurpty durrr i can cooks this?" and that's what got me cooking. I make my own pasta with either an extruder or roll it out- it's cheap and it isn't hard. I learned other things (Tex Mex is really popular with my friends and family) and I rarely eat out anymore. What I can cook is better and much, much cheaper.
using your logic, you should just never eat out because it is never worth it and you can make it at home for cheap. Tell me a single food that you can't make at home and must get from a restaurant?
When I eat out it's usually for cheap fried food. I'll fry up catfish or oysters (if I can ever find them) but if I'm wanting french fries or some other bullshit like that I'll go to a restaurant. Oil is expensive and cooking with it stinks up the house.
>It's all cheap peasant food
you should see real peasant food lol. italian food tastes great and has undergone healthy modernization. now its the second best cuisine in the world
This picture is americanized version, the Italian way is not what is pictured. Italian meal structure is typically several courses spread over a long time where we value chatting and eating slowly. pasta is usually served as a starter with just sauce and no other toppings and the portion is usually one cup of pasta, these pictures are 3-4 cups for reference. later in the meal time comes meat and vegetables. Not one pot of slop like this picture
you have no idea, italian boomer fathers force their women to cook pasta AND a "secondo" as pic related
https://i.imgur.com/Hb4wSJS.jpg
You fail to appreciate the full extent of Italian food autism.
you also usually have contorno and cheese and fruit at the end and coffee. this is like what every patriarchal family has experienced throughout their lives. then there is family dinners on sunday where you eat from 12 to 3pm
of course now with precarious jobs and internal immigration, it is not the same as the 80s, but still being and aging country this is the norm for half the population.
There is acutal autism around food and how you cook, especially in the south, where families talk about food when they eat. it still is very common but with new generation of netflix consumers, delivery abusing, asian/american food larpers and lockdown experienced youth things may change soon tho
i can confirm. my ex gf was italian and it was crazy how much time her mom would spend in the kitchen preparing elaborate meals while her husband smoked and watched football
This is how life is meant to be lived: long elaborate dinners and relaxing with your family. The american/anglo notion that food needs to be quick, efficient, and easy so you can get back to being a busy worker bee is cancer born out of the "protestant work ethic" calvanist worldview. Stop working hard, and start orienting your life around leisure time and family meals.
Pretty much. People don't understand what will make them happy. Almost everything that will actually make you happy is cheap or free. Preparing and eating a good meal with your family and friends, outdoor activity like going for a long walk or bike ride, playing with a dog, sex, watching the sun set, sharing your thoughts and ideas with others, having some kind spiritual peace via whatever you believe in. Thats it, nothing else will make you happy. Only things a caveman enjoyed will make you happy because of evolutionary psychology or whatever the fuck.
SIGNORI TESTE DI CAZZO QUESTA È LA VOSTRA SINUSOIDE. INGEGNERI DI MERDA, MA CHI CAZZO VI HA LAUREATI A VOI? MA DOVE... MA CHI... MA CHI SIETE? MA COSA VOLETE INSEGNARE A CHI, SU UN SITO DI MERDA, QUALE DIY-ITALIA? MA CHE CAZZO AVETE DA INSEGNARE ALLA GENTE? DITE SOLO PUTTANATE, SIETE DELLE MERDE, OK? DELLE VERE MERDE... CHE SONO STATE RAGGIRATE, INCULATE, AVETE FATTO I POMPINI AI COMMERCIANTI, AVETE PAGATO FIOR DI MILIONI PER DELLA MERDA! DELLA VERA E PROPRIA MERDA. MA SICCOME MERDA VA CON MERDA, È NATURALE CHE VOI L'ABBIATE ACQUISTATA. QUINDI NON VENITE A ROMPERE I COGLIONI CON TEORIE, OK? CHE NON STANNO NÉ IN CIELO NÉ IN TERRA, CHE SONO FALSE, CHE AVETE INVENTATO, PERCHÉ SIETE DEI BASTARDI... SIETE DEI GRAN BASTARDI, FALSI! ALTRO CHE VENIRE A DIRE A ME "IO TI POSSO DENUNCIARE", MA VAI A FARE IN CULO TE E QUELLA TUA VERGOGNOSA PUTTANA DI MADRE... DENUNCIAMI! NON C'È NESSUN PROBLEMA, DENUNCIAMI! E QUESTE DIMOSTRAZIONI TE LE PORTO IN TRIBUNALE, E MI PAGHI, PER IL RESTO DELLA TUA VITA, IL MUTUO DELLA CASA, ANZI DELLA VILLA, CHE IO HO, E TU NON HAI, PERCHÉ TU VIVI IN UN TUGURIO, PERCHÉ TU SEI UNA MERDA! È QUESTA LA REALTÀ. NON AVETE NIENTE DA INSEGNARE A NESSUNO. VI HO DIMOSTRATO, CON I FATTI! NON CON LE PAROLE, COSA VOGLIA DIRE CONVERTIRE IN DIGITALE E COSA VOGLIA DIRE, OK? ASCOLTARE QUALCOSA CHE È STATO CONVERTITO DA DIGITALE AD ANALOGICO. NON C'È LA DISTORSIONE CHE AVETE INVENTATO! SIETE MERDA CHE PUZZA! NON AVETE NIENTE DA DIRE A NESSUNO! E CON QUESTO VI SALUTO, ANDATE A FARE IN CULO VOI E IL VOSTRO SITO DI I IPSILON ITALIA, O DI I UAI ITALIA, COME CAZZO LO VOLETE CHIAMARE.
>Remind me why Italian cuisine is considered good?
It's mostly carbs, cheese and meat. Morning noon and night. With crates of alcohol 11AM, 6PM and 9PM. Proper carbs, proper meat, proper cheese and proper alcohol. Proper = you know the first name of both the producer and the vendor of the product. Not the company. The guy or gal who does all the hard work and knows wtf he/she's talking about.
That's why Italian food is good. That's why they live longer.
I just fucked your bitch
>Italian cuisine
>picture is Italian American slop
>prego sauce out of the jar poured on overcooked dry spaghetti
Kys mutt
wow you can tell the brand of sauce and the texture of spaghetti by just looking at it?
You can actually its not really hard. Sauce brand maybe not but you can see its similar shit.
>prego sauce out of the jar
you talk that shit then turn around and use canned whole tomatoes as if smushing yourself somehow negates the fact that it is canned which is worse then jarred
It's not only that Americans use sugary ultra-processed sauces from a jar. They also do not properly combine the sauce and the pasta in the cooking process, they simply warm up the sauce and dump it over the top of the cooked noodles. It's disgusting.
Meanwhile, modern cannery is excellent and here we have a whole food product, tomatoes from the best tomato growing region of the world, with a little basil and salt. You can completely control what goes into your pasta or pizza sauce, adjust the seasoning, and adjust the consistency based on how finely you break up the tomatoes. It's not about canned being worse than jarred, it's about what's in the cans/jars.
I don't care how much they cost, I will never give up my San Marzanos.
cause it tastes good... hope that explains it for you
It's all cheap peasant food
But they tricked the boomers into paying $30 for "Rigatoni Fagioli alla Calabrese"
Because it sounds so fancy.
But it literally means
"Pasta with beans, Hispanicy"
Throw in some other bullshit like wine lists, and waiters offering fancy fresh cracked pepper to your peasant pasta beans, bread with oil and vinegar, fancy tableware, thick accents and moustache. Suddenly the boomers are spending hundreds to eat $1 worth of basic food.
Many such cases.
It's all trickery.
Anon a posta de la fagolilo
this anon isn't completely wrong because most pasta is easy to make at home so why do people still overpay? first off good pasta being offered at restaurants is a relatively new thing and still rare, most restaurants still serve dogshit pasta despite being italian, it's the same with pizza that doesn't have neapolitan style crust (lazy italian restaurants).
all those boomers know is basic spaghetti bolognese so you can impress them with a properly made carbonara and they'll happily pay $25. is it less pathetic than paying $13 for fake dogshit carbonara made with bacon and heavy cream? I don't think so but if you want to do make it yourself at home for $3 all you have to do is watch a youtube video
using your logic, you should just never eat out because it is never worth it and you can make it at home for cheap. Tell me a single food that you can't make at home and must get from a restaurant?
It's mostly fast food. Deep frying isn't really worth the money and hassle. Stuff like döner or gyros also can't be recreated at home.
>using your logic, you should just never eat out because it is never worth it
it is but definitely not for pasta because it's so easy to make at home and unless you're completely retarded your homemade pasta will always be better than restaurant pasta because you don't have to cut corners to save 50 cents per meal to make more profit.
pasta and burgers are the easiest things to make at home. it's never worth it to go to a restaurant for that. the restaurants that are specialized on that and will go all out to blow your mind are extremely rare and if they are located in your city everyone knows about them but this is not the case for 99,9% of pasta and burger places
I disagree pasta meals are pretty cheap in italy. And while you can make it at home some pastas properly made require some level of effort. For example propper bologneze sauce takes 4 hours to cook. Its not a big deal for a restaurant but it is for you.
When I went to Italy I ate like a pig, thinking I couldn't take any of it home. Then I thought, "hurpty durrr i can cooks this?" and that's what got me cooking. I make my own pasta with either an extruder or roll it out- it's cheap and it isn't hard. I learned other things (Tex Mex is really popular with my friends and family) and I rarely eat out anymore. What I can cook is better and much, much cheaper.
When I eat out it's usually for cheap fried food. I'll fry up catfish or oysters (if I can ever find them) but if I'm wanting french fries or some other bullshit like that I'll go to a restaurant. Oil is expensive and cooking with it stinks up the house.
jesus christ you sound insufferable. not everyone wants to eat neopolitan pizza. american pizza is a thousand times better
browned cheese and sauce is the best part of the pizza, why would you want less by covering it with cheap lunch meats and canned vegetables?
>It's all cheap peasant food
you should see real peasant food lol. italian food tastes great and has undergone healthy modernization. now its the second best cuisine in the world
I dont care what you think the best cuisine in the world is.
thats not the point of the post homosexual. point is italian food has shit to do with peasant food.
I bet the reason there are so many italian restaurants is not because they're popular but because their profit margins are high
Also easy and fast to make. It's not that those shitty restaurants would serve braised northern dishes but just pasta with tomato or cream sauce.
This picture is americanized version, the Italian way is not what is pictured. Italian meal structure is typically several courses spread over a long time where we value chatting and eating slowly. pasta is usually served as a starter with just sauce and no other toppings and the portion is usually one cup of pasta, these pictures are 3-4 cups for reference. later in the meal time comes meat and vegetables. Not one pot of slop like this picture
>implying Italians would eat 3 course meals on a daily base
You fail to appreciate the full extent of Italian food autism.
you have no idea, italian boomer fathers force their women to cook pasta AND a "secondo" as pic related
you also usually have contorno and cheese and fruit at the end and coffee. this is like what every patriarchal family has experienced throughout their lives. then there is family dinners on sunday where you eat from 12 to 3pm
of course now with precarious jobs and internal immigration, it is not the same as the 80s, but still being and aging country this is the norm for half the population.
There is acutal autism around food and how you cook, especially in the south, where families talk about food when they eat. it still is very common but with new generation of netflix consumers, delivery abusing, asian/american food larpers and lockdown experienced youth things may change soon tho
Man, I miss family dinner on Sunday T-T
i can confirm. my ex gf was italian and it was crazy how much time her mom would spend in the kitchen preparing elaborate meals while her husband smoked and watched football
This is how life is meant to be lived: long elaborate dinners and relaxing with your family. The american/anglo notion that food needs to be quick, efficient, and easy so you can get back to being a busy worker bee is cancer born out of the "protestant work ethic" calvanist worldview. Stop working hard, and start orienting your life around leisure time and family meals.
Pretty much. People don't understand what will make them happy. Almost everything that will actually make you happy is cheap or free. Preparing and eating a good meal with your family and friends, outdoor activity like going for a long walk or bike ride, playing with a dog, sex, watching the sun set, sharing your thoughts and ideas with others, having some kind spiritual peace via whatever you believe in. Thats it, nothing else will make you happy. Only things a caveman enjoyed will make you happy because of evolutionary psychology or whatever the fuck.
Protestants conquered the world, unfortunately
Well Catholics did at first, but unfortunately their cultural hegemony was slowly eroded away by the world's best goyim: the ~~*protestants*~~
Catholics only ruled while Protestants did not exist.
like spanish empire in america?
SIGNORI TESTE DI CAZZO QUESTA È LA VOSTRA SINUSOIDE. INGEGNERI DI MERDA, MA CHI CAZZO VI HA LAUREATI A VOI? MA DOVE... MA CHI... MA CHI SIETE? MA COSA VOLETE INSEGNARE A CHI, SU UN SITO DI MERDA, QUALE DIY-ITALIA? MA CHE CAZZO AVETE DA INSEGNARE ALLA GENTE? DITE SOLO PUTTANATE, SIETE DELLE MERDE, OK? DELLE VERE MERDE... CHE SONO STATE RAGGIRATE, INCULATE, AVETE FATTO I POMPINI AI COMMERCIANTI, AVETE PAGATO FIOR DI MILIONI PER DELLA MERDA! DELLA VERA E PROPRIA MERDA. MA SICCOME MERDA VA CON MERDA, È NATURALE CHE VOI L'ABBIATE ACQUISTATA. QUINDI NON VENITE A ROMPERE I COGLIONI CON TEORIE, OK? CHE NON STANNO NÉ IN CIELO NÉ IN TERRA, CHE SONO FALSE, CHE AVETE INVENTATO, PERCHÉ SIETE DEI BASTARDI... SIETE DEI GRAN BASTARDI, FALSI! ALTRO CHE VENIRE A DIRE A ME "IO TI POSSO DENUNCIARE", MA VAI A FARE IN CULO TE E QUELLA TUA VERGOGNOSA PUTTANA DI MADRE... DENUNCIAMI! NON C'È NESSUN PROBLEMA, DENUNCIAMI! E QUESTE DIMOSTRAZIONI TE LE PORTO IN TRIBUNALE, E MI PAGHI, PER IL RESTO DELLA TUA VITA, IL MUTUO DELLA CASA, ANZI DELLA VILLA, CHE IO HO, E TU NON HAI, PERCHÉ TU VIVI IN UN TUGURIO, PERCHÉ TU SEI UNA MERDA! È QUESTA LA REALTÀ. NON AVETE NIENTE DA INSEGNARE A NESSUNO. VI HO DIMOSTRATO, CON I FATTI! NON CON LE PAROLE, COSA VOGLIA DIRE CONVERTIRE IN DIGITALE E COSA VOGLIA DIRE, OK? ASCOLTARE QUALCOSA CHE È STATO CONVERTITO DA DIGITALE AD ANALOGICO. NON C'È LA DISTORSIONE CHE AVETE INVENTATO! SIETE MERDA CHE PUZZA! NON AVETE NIENTE DA DIRE A NESSUNO! E CON QUESTO VI SALUTO, ANDATE A FARE IN CULO VOI E IL VOSTRO SITO DI I IPSILON ITALIA, O DI I UAI ITALIA, COME CAZZO LO VOLETE CHIAMARE.
PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI PIZZA SPAGHETTI
TIL cheese is a carb
That's fat with carbs—which, okay, is why it's good!
>carbs with carbs
that looks like carbs with fat to me
how are people so often blind to fat when they talk about "carbs"
>another ketolard thread
>why Italian cuisine is considered good?
Because it is.
Do you know what a fucking carb is dude? I'm tired of nutrienlets posting here. Culinaly is even worse
you're a mutt
is she Sicilian? That would explain it all
be nice to sicily
They can't read this, they don't have internet connection yet
plenty of them moved north
Nice tits
Carbs are tasty. So is cheese, another type of food that Italy is well known for.
Why are israelites pushing so much against carbs now?
>NOOO STOP EATING AND EMBRACING FOOD FROM YOUR CULTURE IT'S....BAD!
It's cheap to make, I always figured that was the reason
>it's another american posting a thread about italian "food" """thinking""" all italians eat is pasta and pizza.
I'm tired anons
because carbs with carbs
Olive oil is the cuckolds butter. There I said it.
so fucking true
Wrong
>t. make my own olive oil
And butter is the cuckolds lard
>yellow slop
>orange slop
>brown slop
indian food is so inventive. they use a million Hispanices
>carbs on caaarbs caaarbs on caaaarbs
sick of this sperg groupthink tbh
>t. seething balding ketofag
'cause carbs prepared the Italian way taste great.
And somehow with this diet Italy doesn't suffer the sort of obesity epidemic USA does.
>Remind me why Italian cuisine is considered good?
It's mostly carbs, cheese and meat. Morning noon and night. With crates of alcohol 11AM, 6PM and 9PM. Proper carbs, proper meat, proper cheese and proper alcohol. Proper = you know the first name of both the producer and the vendor of the product. Not the company. The guy or gal who does all the hard work and knows wtf he/she's talking about.
That's why Italian food is good. That's why they live longer.
>durrr where's the pRoTeeeN?
The protein is in cheese, you nagger.