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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I order all zog influence out of my government before they start a fascist regime later in the year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      But damn, $6 for a large dinner plate. I miss those days. No honey garlic chicken though?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Large combo bowl, small wonton soup.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no general tso
    >no fried chicken wing under appetizers
    >no shrimp toast
    Into the trash.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marge, pass me the Lo Mein
    >What's Lo Mein?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, it's raining again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Millennials don't reply with a 30 year-old Simpsons quote challenge: impossible

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 egg rolls
    Lg Pork Fried Rice
    Sm Sesame Chicken

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get me the tortured dog, with a side of baby rats fresh out the rat womb, and a side of that oil that's kinda spicy.
    Hold the cat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about double fried cat? That's discounted this time of the year and comes with "shrimp fried rice"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    borger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw and ywnb8yo again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          low iq? huh?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking weebshit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need some crab rangoons, egg drop soup, and some mongolian beef, and some pork fried rice stat you lasy b***hes!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They used the same picture for the sweet and sour shrimp and the sweet and sour pork

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit sherlock, chink joints across the world don't use the same menu over and over?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Italian Chinese food looks nothing like American or Chinese Chinese food. And we have more duck and rabbit options.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like rats and feral cat options.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was not witty.

            >My name Chow Yun Fat. You know what that mean?
            It means you come with an egg roll and a side of miso soup.

            Nor was that.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to fu homestyle, crab rangoon, and a small spicy pork noodle soup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the small, are you trying to keep up your tight feminine figure?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 orders of potstickers and an order of chicken fried rice

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no general tso's chicken
    Bring down the twin towers.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    herro i have a Egg Roll (2), a spicy Orange Chicken (with White Rice) Lg. and a Vegetable Chow Mein, plus whatever orange or cola soft drink you have prease

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and den???

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    curry shrimp sesame chicken broccoli with garlic sauce and zha jiang mein

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orange chicken. If it's cat, it's cat. If it's rat, it's rat. I'm here to eat, not judge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as long as it's not bat

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZJ 00 zha jiang mein
    i hope its mostly neighborhood pets, that's the good stuff

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    large beef w/ broccoli
    order of egg rolls
    order of almond cookies

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almond, shroom and bamboo shoots chikun
    literally oh frick, so good
    by lurking murican chinese takeaway threads I suspect this is an euro adaptation
    anyone anywhere has seen this recipe in chinese restaurants? spain here

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask if they can do pork with mushrooms and when they invariably say yes, get small that, small curry chicken, sweet and sour shrimp combo, an order of egg rolls and a large vegetable delight, no mushroom, extra broccoli. $24 (after tax since I'm assuming this ain't in Delaware) to feed a family of three. We didn't know how good we had it.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is the Singapore Mei Fun? Frick this gay ass menu

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Large orange chicken and shrimp pan-fried noodle because I'm fungry

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely curious about "zha jiang mein (chinese style)"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Baggie

      its the only ZJ on the menu.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This stinkin' rice ain't kosha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My name Chow Yun Fat. You know what that mean?
      It means you come with an egg roll and a side of miso soup.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what you want?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My local joint answers the phone with "hello, Chinese food."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So are they. And you. You have a pretty mouth.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >monoglots can't tell scripts apart
      filtered

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >orange chicken is using the sesame chicken with the plate turned very slightly
    I have them all deported.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no General Tso's Chicken
    I'm going somewhere else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That dish wasn’t invented until 2005 or so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was invented in the 1950's.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the same fricking menu, twenty years ago, for every single chink takeout, on the planet.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a white town so in 2001 there was no chinkslop shop to order from. Question is unrealistic. However I'm going with CH 38 sesame chicken because that is my go-to new chinese place order, if they can't even get that right then I'm never going back bc there's no hope for anything else.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pot Stickers, Hot & Sour Soup (small), and pork with garlic sauce

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