it's GSC season again!!

which cookies are you getting?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samoas
    Also you can just buy those cookies year round at places like Walgreens
    No need to support a shitty organization like girl scouts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ate $40 worth of thin mints, s'mores, and adventurefuls in like 2 days

      samoas, duh.

      >children
      >extra loud for no reason
      >this is seen as note worthy
      You wouldn't happen to have been born from a pod, would you anon?

      Overrated THOUGH

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got into a conformation with them last year they were extra loud trying to get me to by as I walked into the grocery store. I told them not to yell at me plus I only had a card on me. They said we accept cards now I just stormed in and ignored them after that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      confrontation

    • 2 months ago
      mj

      local moron gets epically owned by a group of young girls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were extra loud for no reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          samoas, duh.

          >children
          >extra loud for no reason
          >this is seen as note worthy
          You wouldn't happen to have been born from a pod, would you anon?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can sell your cookies without shouting at people entering a business I’d complain to the management for harassment but the girls scouts seem to bully with impunity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            loud for no reason
            >>this is seen as note worthy
            I'm always taken aback by posts like this. Is the rest of the world really a parentless hellscape?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >samoas
            not even made by samoans wtf?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btfo'd by kids lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How was I btfo? They are obnoxious and ruined my shopping experience

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ruined my shopping experience
          sounds like you got btfo'd to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They said we accept cards now I just stormed in and ignored them after that
      kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were extra loud for no reason

      You can sell your cookies without shouting at people entering a business I’d complain to the management for harassment but the girls scouts seem to bully with impunity

      They were loud because they were loudmaxing and grinding, it's a hustle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It shouldn’t be allowed, business who let these carnies outside harassing customers should be let know they drive customers away

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Known***

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          These kinds of sales were pretty big in the late 00s and 10s but you don't see them anymore. People barely make purchase decisions IRL anymore, nobody wants to buy something without at least googling the company and seeing if it's a scam. Good faith has left the market since everything has been a scam for the last decade.
          The only reason girl scouts still do this is because their brand is still considered an institution. But they have to resort to scammy kiosk selling because people are losing interest, AND they can just order the cookies online. In a few more years they will have also used up their remaining good faith in the market.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely, are you autistic anon? Why wouldn’t you just ignore them or ya know, buy a box of cookies? They’re $4.00 a pack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >$4.00 a pack
        nta but they're 6 fricking dollars now
        with smaller packs and less cookies most likely too
        why do that when you can get a whole pack of oreos for $3-4
        Also you can now buy generic versions that taste just as good or better now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just tell them I'm diabetic and ask if they sell beef jerky

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just tell them I'm diabetic and ask if they sell beef jerky
        funny that they don't have any sugar substitute cookies considering there are lots of folks that are diabetic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could have just said, "No, thank you."

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't support feminists brainwashing little girls into their cult.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replacing Savannah Smiles with Lemon-Ups was a travesty and I will never buy GS cookies again.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemonades
    Thin Mints
    Trefoils

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aldi has bootleg tagalongs that give you like three times as many for half the price. They're delicious, they taste identical.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the peanut butter patties. The only good girl scout cookies, but bought from Walmart or instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are identical, made with the same ingredients at the same factories. The price difference is all marketing.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never give a shit. If the scout asks me if I want to buy some, I give some monies. Four or boxes of whatever.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALDI or Walmart store brand if I was going to; but I don't even eat cookies or junk food snacks at home. Don't support overpriced Girl Scouts pricing.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no idea why troony jannies deleted my post but I'll say it again, I like the dicky flavor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the jannies here are more hardcore than on other boards. I do remember your post earlier so it was pruned

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is im a leader a positive message on the lemon ups? Not everyone can be a leader. Does everyone want to be one..?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inspiring**

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fat ass is on a diet so pls enjoy some lemonades and tagalongs for me

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they got rid of the powdered-sugar lemon flavored cookies for dogshit versions of it
    the rest of them are fine but any of the lemon flavored ones are garbage compared to this.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boy scouts
    >go on hikes and learn survival skills
    >girl scouts
    >stand around selling yourself for cookies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conveniently forgets boyscouts selling popcorn and flatbread pizzas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i got cornered and popcorn scamed by some boyscouts and their groomer scoutmaster right before their bankruptcy. frick those closeted punks

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a diabetic, you monster. I'm not getting anyfrickingthing. Bastard. Why do you torment me so?!?!?!?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was always partial to the Toffee but the Carmel DeLites are nice too

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitches for new GSC’s?
    >Nekidgrammas - brown sugar cookie base topped with chocolate chips and chopped butterscotch candy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MILF - man I love frosting!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut Butter Sandwich from my youth but samoas are also God tier.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samoas and thin mints

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do girl "scouts" even do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do the cutest chad boy scouts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same shit as the boy scouts just more poorly funded and without the pederasty

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf here they only sell chocolate/vanilla or mint chocolate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAKE

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samoas. But, I'll just get the Keebler version since it's cheaper and tastes the same. The girlscout cookies have better texture and mouthfeel however.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the price of their cookies went up 20% last year
    >there are now store brand knockoffs of many of their cookies for 1/2 to 1/3 the price
    days are numbered tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people were buying 'em at the grocery store I went to over the weekend. and not just one or two boxes...

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish graham crackers were readily available where I live.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was always samoas for me

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three can stay, the rest must go, make your choices.
    >Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs
    The boring choice but the safest.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    subtle cookie shilling

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMO they should make Girl Scouts actually bake the cookies, rebranded grocery store cookies sold at a 2x markup doesn't teach any skills or work ethic, just exploitative capitalism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just exploitative capitalism.
      yep
      I will never buy premade girl scout cookies.
      If they were homemade by the girls I would probably buy them though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rebranded grocery store cookies sold at a 2x markup doesn't teach any skills or work ethic, just exploitative capitalism.
      Who is being exploited by crappy cookies?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The girl scouts doing it all for free. Actually wonder how they abuse labour laws. No way is this a charity.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I can never keep track of what the cookie lineup is, it's like it never changed through the 2000s and now there's neo-cookies I've never heard of before that are already discontinued. Do scout troops pick and choose what they sell? Anyways, you guys DO keep your Thin Mints properly in the freezer, right?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK are the All-Abouts??

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they discontinue the clickity clacks?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frickin wish we had GSC in my country. But they'd just get robbed, and unlike in America you couldn't give them an armed escort.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If selling factory made cookies isn't the greatest condemnation of the girl scout organization, I don't know what is.
    Baking cookies is the first fricking thing they should be teaching girls.
    Useless prostitutes.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    being british, we don't have this here, and i'd always assumed that GSCs were home baked cookies made by the troop.
    >Girl Scout cookies are made by large national commercial bakeries under license from Girl Scouts of the USA.
    what the frick? why the frick would anyone buy this shit? if it's some homebaked cookies the girls are selling then i get it, you're supporting them and getting something unique, but as it is they're literally just saleswomen for a giant corporate baking operation
    america you never fail to amaze me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's under the guise of teaching them interpersonal skills in a business setting and preparing them for a future with a real job, a holdover from early feminism. They just use it to skirt labor laws as

      The girl scouts doing it all for free. Actually wonder how they abuse labour laws. No way is this a charity.

      says.
      It's kind of funny, I was in the "Royal Ambassadors" (Jesus-themed boyscouts) at my Baptist church growing up. I always thought it was dumb I wasn't in the real boyscouts but looking back, I think my dad saw the writing on the wall

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemonades are the best

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don’t have girl scout cookies where I’m from…

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