It's not a pizza, it just isn't.

It's not a pizza, it just isn't.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a baked pie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pie
      It's a tart, dumbass.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even pittsburgh has better food than chicago.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look! another breadtomato thread!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a pizza with thick crust and the toppings are placed in a different order.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Therefore bruschetta is pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruschetta doesnt have sauce. Just tomato chunks and maybe olive oil/balsamc drizzle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget garlic anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the toppings are just processed differently

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are lots of differences.
            Pizza is baed when the crust is still dough and the crust and toppings are cooked together. Bruschetta starts with pre-baked bread and it is just toasted.
            Bruschetta doesnt have a lot of cheese
            Bruschetta has less meat
            Bruschetta is an appetizer
            ]Bruschetta .... is not pizza

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its like a baby pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of a pizza than the giant grease tortilla that is NY Style "pie".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it exactly??

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    define pizza with academic rigor

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a tomatosauce pie with 40/60 sauce/bread ratio.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still eating it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to fold my pizzas in half before baking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a name for that. Its a calzone

      They're better deep fried though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're better deep fried though.

        Is that typical or only certain places do it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not typical

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I njust remembered. When they're fried they ar usually called panzerotti

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many full pizzas have you guys have eaten in a single sitting? I've eaten 15 before.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PIZZA PIE!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright but is it delicious?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is a pizza, but more generally be skeptical of arguments from pure taxonomy.people who say this are trying to "disqualify" it from the set instead of actually addressing qualia.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how New Yorkers call pizza "pie" and then vehemently shun the most pie-like pizza that ever existed.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is way more of a pizza PIE than any other style of pizza.

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