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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than moast highway restos, but barely.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    E L E V E N Y E A R S

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >play checkers while you wait for a table
    >play that peg game at the table
    >eat fried chicken and corn muffins
    >buy something in the gift shop on your way out
    SOVL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their hashbrown casserole is to kill for

      this, I feel like I'm in a hallmark christmas movie when I step inside

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone is wondering, the gift shop is where your grandparents bought you those terrible gummies that looked like other food when you were a kid.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their food tastes like nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ate there once and even as a kid I thought the meatloaf and potatoes were bland.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good ad.
    >Cracker Barrel. It's not that bad.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Bong
    >Visit family in Florida
    >Week later we're driving up to NC for some reason
    >Uncle is a boomer tradie who drives a big ass truck (dodge ram????)
    >Declares we're stopping at Cracker Barrel
    >It's like a scene from a movie
    >Bunch of old people just on the porch of the place in rocking chairs
    >Awkwardly shuffle past (It's like 110F)
    >Sit down at a table for like 20 people
    >There's 6 of us.
    >Play the peg game.
    >Not bad.
    >Ordered some chicken, some biscuits and some macaroni cheese
    >Massive plate of golden brown is placed before me.
    >It's actually really good.

    Honestly, I was impressed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised you didn't try to declare war on us since it's obviously the first time you discovered falvor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based foreign cracker barrel enjoyer.
      I convinced my dad to go (I hadn't been in 10 years) and we had a great time. It was like 30 dollars (before tax and tip) for a gigantic fricking breakfast for 2 people. We got the country fried steaks with sausage gravy, scrambled eggs and hashbrowns and biscuits.
      anyways that pricing is fricking better than McDonald's, fast food is a fricking joke these days.
      A coworker told me the only reason it's so well priced is because they literally can't raise the prices or their main demographic will stop eating there (geriatrics and unemployables)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will not hear a bad word about it, and use it as a very easy shit test on people. For some reason it provokes visceral reactions, always about the clientele and never about the food. Hurr durr they're old, hurr durr they're....WHITE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know I have the nostalgia goggles for the CB because they fed my ass during visits to the grandparents who were terrible cooklets. So I always think of family reunion shit when going to CB. But they've always been southern slow - and my local one is no different. You ain't getting in and out in under an hour, that shit is a 1:30 - 2 hour trip baby, assuming no wait. There is a reason they have all those damn rockers outside.

      Food is passing southern cuisine, and they've added some good shit recently. I've always left pretty happy. But it isn't home cooked comfort tier, its right below that. It's imitation home cooked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I must be a boomer at heart, cause I actually don't like when a restaurant is too fast. Of course in the case of Cracker Barrel that's probably because it's something I only do a couple times a year so I know I won't be back anytime soon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cracker Barrel is a good litmus test for pretension
      you can reliably assume someone is a c**t if they dont like it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be bad
        >preempt criticism by saying they're wrong pretentious c**ty bastards
        it's lousy, you're eating it wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like it because the mexicans working in the back left the gravy out until it resembled the surface of an alien planet and i ate it anyway and got food poisoning

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, depends on what you get. Their sourdough bread (and toast) is god tier. Biscuits are pretty good, but some of the other crap is terrible, like the corn bread. Gets that comfy going when cold and they have the fireplace lit. Do have some decent plates, but some of the stuff is corner cut to being not worth it. Salads pretty good, and some of the sides are fantastic. Others are bland as frick.

    Gift shop has some neat candies and of course lodge shit, rest is trinket shit that changes.

    Service at my local one is kinda slow, which is a shame because I need speed for a work lunch. So that means I only pop in on whims for dinner/weekends, which is super rare. Used to pop in when traffic was so bad I was going to miss dinner.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a fun fact
    The CFO of cracker barrel is the brother of Ron Jeremy
    Really makes you think

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i went there for the first time in years recently and yeah honestly it was pretty good.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not worth the prices though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really ? I thought it was pretty cheap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and yet it's still not worth the prices

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    us crackas gotta stick together uknowmean?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been in like 5 years, but I remember the farm boy special or some shit came with a full breakfast and some steak or a huge pork chop for really cheap.. like 12 bucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a farm boy fetish?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't? Pleb taste sister

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best blueberry pancakes in the USA, and I'm a massive food snob

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their breakfasts are good, and I really like their chicken and dumplings

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-prepared food delivered by a national distributor. They don't cook anything in house except for maybe biscuits, it's like claiming Applebee's or Chili as a real restaurant.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the worst

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like hitting on the old ladies in the bric-a-brac store in the front!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lousy the 5~ times
    gift shop is cute but no, denny's is the same price

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dennys is absolute trash tier

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The food has definitely slightly gone down in quality since the pandemic but it’s still pretty good for what’s essentially a glorified rest stop, and it’s managed to stay cheap in comparison to other chain restaurants

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good investment

    https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/CBRL/dividend/

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's good. I always buy my family the lowest possible amount Cracker Barrel gift card for Christmas as a stocking stuffer.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been to one in over 8 years. I heard it's almost all microwaved slop now. when I used to go with my parents I would get the roast beef dinner with 3 sides of dumplins.

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