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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I knew this was coming though.
    Kind of put in perspective that I drank enough to kill one of those people and I just took a nap from it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They "revamped" their menu a month ago and removing everything good, what the frick where they thinking?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans ingest this shit willingly and without feeling any of sort of suspicion regarding what their day to day food contains?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was good as frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most sodas taste like shit, if they had it more like a traditional non-industrial lemonade, why not.
        Even normal Coke here in Scandinavia tastes like artificial sweeteners because of lmao EU regulations.
        It's insane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do Americans
      Yes.
      >and without feeling any of sort of
      If you're asking about a negative emotion, the answer is yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you willingly gargle with semen? Just use mouthwash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans gave your country freedom and most of the shit you use every day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans gave your country most of the shit you IGNORE every day
        Corrected that for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans gave your country freedom
        Don't brag about us spreading our mind virus.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only noteworthy things the US invented were Israel and Black folks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the worst thing.

          >Americans gave your country freedom
          Don't brag about us spreading our mind virus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most Americans don't go to Panera period.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes. I had a roommate who didn't know how to read nutrition facts and thought that the calories per serving was the total amount for a product.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be unethical to round up these morons and put them down, but society would be much better off without them. The obvious solution is to give them lots of opportunities to do it to themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I get from there is soup and bread, their sandwiches are worse than gas station pre mades.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some
      I have a friend who is very overweight and wants to loose weight but won't count calories
      when I suggested he read food packages to see what is in them he said that he "doesn't have time"
      it takes ten fricking seconds to look at the bottle of ketchup and realize "oh shit, first ingredient is high fructose corn syrup", then eventually you get around to"maybe I shouldn't drown my ultra high calorie density prepared food in a sauce that contains a surprisingly high amount of calories"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No we do, that's why we have full ingredients and nutrition lists which the EU countries do not have as per regulations and used to exploit hiding the same ingredients

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I take caffeine for no fricking reason?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that one of the people who from Charged Sips actually had Down Syndrome. From an May 7th AP article. It doesn't mention that he was a moronic man but you can find that information from articles written when he died.
    >Then, last December, the family of a Florida man filed a wrongful death and negligence lawsuit against Panera.

    >In that case, the family said David Brown, 46, suffered cardiac arrest and died on Oct. 9 after drinking three Charged Lemonades at his local Panera. Brown’s family said Brown had high blood pressure and didn’t drink energy drinks, but believed Charged Sips were safe because they weren’t advertised as energy drinks.

    >The lawsuit said Brown had ordered at least seven Charged Lemonades over a two-week period before he died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK
      *who died from

    • 2 weeks ago
      anonymous

      The teen girl who died was also warned multiple times by her doctor NOT to consume energy drinks as she had a heart condition, but she didn't care and did it anyway, on multiple occasions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >David Brown, 46, suffered cardiac arrest and died on Oct. 9 after drinking three Charged Lemonades at his local Panera
      >Naturally flavored and plant based Charged Sips, with ice, contain contain 155-302mg of CAFFEINE. Consume in moderation. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR children, people ...
      3 of these in one sitting could be up to 900 mg of caffeine all at once. that could definitely kill you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >900 mg of caffeine all at once. that could definitely kill you
        no it couldn't. it could only "kill" someone who already has some heart malady so severe he shouldn't even drink tea. millions of people drank these to no ill effect. 2 morons doesn't even rise to the level of statistical noise, it's an extreme outlier like someone with three heads or 4 sex chromosomes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gee, I wonder what's causing the "spike" in heart problems

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't kbow what it is but i sure know it's not than one experimental thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          900mg might not kill me but i know for sure it would frick me up. like i'd be in a lot of pain. supposedly this guy was drinking these up to a week before he died seems like he was slowly taxing his body up until the point that he finally croaked.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a comfy way to go

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a can of c4 energy drink has 300mg at the gas station for $3.50 after tax
    but i can see the allure of free refills if you actually go and dine-in at fricking panera bread.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The normalization of energy drinks is extremely degenerate. If coffee is not enough for you, you have a problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The normalization of alcohol is extremely degenerate. If diluted wine is not enough for you, you have a problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        A proper society outlaws all intoxicants

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee addiction is already cope for unnatural slave conditions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee (but not caffein) actually expands consciousness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You said the same thing about every other psychoactive chemical under the sun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An energy drink is usually about the same caffeine as 1-2 cups of coffee

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is a panera right next to my house
    I went once

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in Vail at a place called loaded Joe's the lady refused to fill my 20oz yeti cup with espresso she said it would killme
    . Like b***h I wasnt going to drink the whole thing in front of you

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > put frickloads of caffeine
    > in lemonade

    I'm glad it's gone, it was moronic to begin with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop putting spaces after the memearrows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > No

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's over
    I hope it is soon for you caffeine addicts. That drug has no business being treated as lightly as it's been. This is why we lost the "War" on Drugs: we already have too many legal addictions.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons had to ruin it for everybody else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ruin what? Feeding a culturally-normalized stimulant addiction?

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