It's pizza day! You DID bring your lunch money, right??

It's pizza day! You DID bring your lunch money, right??

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza day is friday you dumb homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's thursday.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no school on mlk
        >school on easter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some Christian schools are technically open on Easter, but all you do is go to Mass and then eat lunch and then go home

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Easter is On SUNDAY.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me its Fish square on a bun

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no I brought real pizza

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the MEGA deep dish one that immitated a deep dish by basically giving you a preshaped bread bowl was the best

      simple as

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when I was in high school pizza day came from dominoes

    a few years after i graduated I tried ordering pizza from 2 different dominos in my area around 11am and they told me they couldn't they were too busy making the school lunches

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never once ate any part of school lunch or took a shit at school in all twelve years of public school.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got a lot of free "food" by just grabbing stuff and refusing to pay
      I guess they thought I was liike homeless or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i shit my pants in class at least once every year in all twelve years of public school

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Contrary to the Aquabats, pizza day was not the best day of the week. That was chicken patty on a bun day, the best school cafeteria sandwich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the gristle gave it texture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They served it with this thin, goopy mayo that I really liked. Pouring it from the container was rather perilous because it was easy to pour on too much as it flopped out of the nozzle.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why has not a single company started selling school grade pizza in the frozen pizza section?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look up Commodity Pizza

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have a bunch of meat markets that also have a massive frozen food section that mainly targets commercial customers, but they always have some boxes of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it's because the novelty would wear off fast and it wouldn't really sell that well.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lunch money
    I get free lunch paid by the government.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So did I, and for the longest time I had no clue. I just assumed I didn't need to pay for my lunch like the other kids because mom n dad were automatically being billed for it or something. But no, turns out we had enough money for PS2 games but not for food.

      https://i.imgur.com/oseB80o.jpeg

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, lunch pizza quality must have really dropped in the 22 years it's been since I went to highschool

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT UP NERD!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never had a pizza day. We had pizza served everyday. Also Ms. Crotchfoot gave out some shitty math homework so I need you to do it for me NERD

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no more pizza by the time you get to choose
    >only those foil wrapped chicken sandwiches and microwaved burgers
    fricking homosexuals who had class near the lunch room can go frick themselves

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I've eaten pizza once at school. We had a foreign country theme week so on Italian day we had pizza and burgers on the American one

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only my mom put her income so I got free food while the household income was $200k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How very israeli of you

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in elementary school, my mom would have me give the front office a check at the beginning of the month and it would pay for my lunches.
    So basically I'd get my lunch and the lunch lady would cross me off for the day.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was on free lunch until I was a Junior in High School and my oldest brother turned 18. At that point, they said we 'made too much money' and I never had pizza at school again because a single slice was nearly $3. On free, you could get anything. On reduced, there was a small bar you were allowed to get at the reduced rate and everything else was full price. That bar was the kind of bullshit served in prisons.

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