its so much quicker and cheaper to make egg mcmuffins in the microwave. there is no reason to buy them from mcdicks
its so much quicker and cheaper to make egg mcmuffins in the microwave. there is no reason to buy them from mcdicks
its so much quicker and cheaper to make egg mcmuffins in the microwave. there is no reason to buy them from mcdicks
Everyone knows that by now.
Here before the McAddicts show up to tell you it costs $100 to make one of these plus it's actually way faster to go to a McDonald's to wait in line to order and then stand around waiting for your food plus it doesn't taste as good.
They'll never say it out loud but they consider going to McDonalds to be a status symbol.
I guess so if you are homeless or making restitution payments to the IRS for the rest of your life seeing someone who works on forklifts ordering a coffee and take out breakfast would make you jealous. It is all a matter of perspective.
nobody does that
You guys have no idea just how bad it is in Britain. The funniest part is how the lower class retards will simultaneously buy the most expensive iPhone possible, then turn around and buy their clothes at Primark, the cheapest shithole in the UK. It's not about price, it's about being part of some collective to preserve status.
same thing happens here in 'murica
Like the other anon said, the same thing happens in America. In ghettos communities it's considered a status symbol to buy name brand sodas, sugary cereals, snacks, etc. They won't buy the store brand slop for fear of being made fun of, they need to "flex" and show off how they can afford real slop Doctor Pepper and Lucky Charms. Truly a mark of a high class individual.
Don’t forget about chrome rims and Lamborghini doors on a nigsan with 84 month financing plan.
Is that what a chav is? I vaguely remember seeing those people on the streets when I visited the suburbs of London when I was 10. I wasn’t in a hotel, it was in my aunts free standing home.
Council
House
And
Violent
Chavs are people who can't afford their own homes and require government handouts, and are typically violent people, lashing out at anyone for any reason. They're easily identified by the tracksuit they've been wearing the last 10 years.
>They're easily identified by the tracksuit they've been wearing the last 10 years.
why wash when you can flex some more by spraying a whole can of Lynx Africa on it once a month.
It takes less than a minute to order through the app then go through the drive thru. Plus you would have to buy all the ingredients to make the shitty one in OP so that’s extra time
>It takes less than a minute to order through the app then go through the drive thru
Clearly your mcdees isn't staffed entirely by nogs like mine
Those dwarf Mexican women really bust their ass in the McDonald’s kitchen.
Yeah but if you install an app for mcdonalds on your own actual phone i will kill you
>less than a minute to go through the drive though
lol
lmao
Fatties are delusional
>Wow, I sure am glad I'm not at the grocery store right now!
- Anon, probably
Do non physically disabled people really use the drive thru? I hear about it in comedy but thought it was an ADA requirement for restaurant chains with a certain amount of locations.
You must not have a car or live in a rural area that doesn't have these things. Every morning when I'm driving to work I pass a McDonalds, a Tim Hortons, a Starbucks, and a Dunkin Donuts. Every single morning without fail their drive thru's are wrapped around the building twice over. The primary clientele are fat commuters who need to stop for their morning "coffee" (read: frappuccino milkshake) on their way to work.
Nevermind that mcds uses low-quality lowest-bidder ingredients so they can milk more of a profit from you. If you make it yourself you can make something bigger, cheaper, and less expensive even with much better ingredients.
Yeah assuming you start at the drive through. How long does it take to get out the door, drive to the mcds, eat, and drive back? When I used to do this it was a good 20-30 minute adventure. I can make a breakfast sandwich in 10 minutes at home (plus 30 minutes total of shopping every week or so). The economics really don't make sense for mcds unless you're already traveling somewhere.
Nah fuck that, too much effort. I ain’t got time for shit like that homie. Some of us have kids to feed and weeds to whack, namsayin?
how do you make an egg in the microwave
use a coffee cup or a ramekin
the israeli ones
this. butter the sides so it doesn't stick
them quads. nicely done.
Simplicity is king--Don't forget to prick the yolk, unless you like spending 10 minutes cleaning up the microwave.
Whats the best hotdogs I can buy at the store?
throw English muffin into toaster
place 3" cookie cutter on plate. crack egg and place it into cookie cutter on plate
throw plate, cookie cutter, and egg into mic for 75 seconds
remove English muffin from toaster
pile on ham, egg, and cheese
viola
breakfast in under 3 minutes
do not put metal in the microwave
plates are microwave safe
cookie cutters can be made from plastic
be less dumb
k
theeeenks
they sell silicone rings for cheep.
>microwaved rubber egg
>this jank ass piece of shit with size restrictions meaning you're gonna goop egg everywhere after closing it
>he didn't read the nutrition facts
Guys, guys. Just use a large pan to cook everything. You toast the buns and just make a sunny side up egg in the rendered fat from your bacon/sausage. If you're a massive bitch you can buy pic related for the eggs. It super easy.
Just throw this sharp metal ring in a non-stick cancer pan! The teflon flakes add flavor!
I prepared these today.
Forgot to add I made the bread and egg patties myself.
nagger why did you not toast the cut edge of the muffins?
because white people dont understand to benefits of the maillard principle and flavor in general
looks like shit
why are you eating 5-6 mcmuffins at once, fatass?
see this is the point about going to mcdonalds. i get one of these, like 3 times a year. cheaper than buying a whole bag of english muffins, american cheese, and ham slices and throwing 3/4ths of it all away
It's 5 and those are for my colleagues 🙁
I ate one with just a slice of mimolette cheese yesterday.
Wish I could afford the groceries.
Nice, I make similar when I have English Muffins. Should make a sourdough starter for that alone.
Forget the microwave and try this.
Kinda thing I never would have bought, it was gifted.
But I have to admit, it is unironically pretty great.
too much to clean up
not really. you'd be surprised how easy it is to clean.
>pretty great
Until you need to make 2 at once, then one person eats a lukewarm sandwich.
Also you're stuck with one kind of sandwich when it comes to egg doneness don't see how you could achieve a runny yolk with that.
>make 2 at once
>runny yolk
Don't cook it as long.
obvious shill is obvious. buy a banner
The heat of the muffin and bacon cooks the egg
clean up on those fuckin sucks. kys.
They should kill themselves for not finding the cleanup enough of a bother to mention?
I don't get you.
You got to McD's for the chemical additives, not because they are cheaper.
>the heat of the muffin and the bacon cooks the egg
what the fuck is wrong with your stomach that you can keep that down
I fucking WOULD make them myself, except Mac's cheese is so special.
Why can't they just sell slices of their cheese?
It's not Kraft, it's not Velveeta. I don't know what it is or why it's different.
I just want it so bad.
Taco Bell sells their products in stores, why can't McD's?!
Because you wouldn't go to their stores if they did
Making breakfast sandwiches at home is cheaper than going to McDonalds. BUT it is about on par with buying Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches.
I made 24 breakfast sandwiches (standard english muffin, sausage patty, egg, American cheese) a few weeks ago and after doing the math it came out to about exactly as much as if I had just gotten the frozen ones.
This is going to make it much harder to resist the Jimmy deans at the store anon
>I made 24 breakfast sandwiches (standard english muffin, sausage patty, egg, American cheese) a few weeks ago
That can't be right. How fucking obese are you? Holy shit lmao.
You can make them so much better than the frozen variety.
Really think about your condiment and seasoning options.
I've made them with pepperjack cheese and salsa. Tried it with swiss and lots of other delicious cheeses. Used bacon or sausage instead of the ham/canadian bacon. Maple sausage was really good. Change up your muffins, cinnamon raisin works surprisingly well. I've tomatoes, onion, and peppers on the sandwhich aaand I've made it with them diced and mixed with the egg.
Hell even just playing around with seasoning the eggs or adding hot sauce can go a long way towards making it more interesting.
I made my own sausage egg mcmuffin because this thread
it was ok but the "breakfast sausage" flavor was too much imo. what does mcdonalds use to flavor theirs?
>what does mcdonalds use to flavor theirs?
salt, sugar, msg
If I buy it or make it, either way I'm getting head out of it so its a win.
DUDE YOU CAN'T MAKE FOOD AT HOME IT COSTS 500000 DOLLLARS JUST FOR THE INGREDIANTS ONLY RICH PEOPLE CAN MAKE FOOD AT HOME DONCHEW NO?
>$2 for 12 eggs
>$2 for loaf of cheap white bread
>$3 for package of bologna
>$3 for American cheese singles
obviously not the healthiest option, but you can make a bunch of breakfast sandwiches with these ingredients for $10 plus tax.
>is even faster and tastes way better than Mcnagger's
Say THANK YOU to based Jimmy.
Dead wrong but aight nigga
ok but you cant make the mcgriddles cuz you need the special maple buns
How do you even make the eggs like that? Every egg bracket thing I've ever tried is a piece of shit.
The Egg McMuffin is the best dish that McDonald's offers and is great as a quick breakfast on the go. You're correct about them being better in the microwave; if you're in a hotel that has a microwave it's better to buy microwaveable breakfast sandwiches if they're available at stores around the hotel.
congrats you saved 0.50$ peasants
>Culinaly anon discovers cooking