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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Names with curse words are dumb and edgy, and profanity is overwhelmingly a crutch for people who have limited vocabulary/intelligence. You can use some here and there but if you're saying frickin this frickin that you are illiterate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Define profanity. I am asking you sincerely. I consider myself a decidedly verbose person, but I often utilize the word "damnable". Is that considered "profane"?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fuuuck, have so much shit to do
          >"why?"
          >we have this bullshit assignment where we have to write about the author's influence or whatever the frick

          Something like that

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make a hotpot and stew place that does a bunch of different soups and stews from around the world, including that one South African one that uses the Boerwurst and organ meat, and the Brazillian one too.

    I'm gonna use that hipster ass naming style but for an actual joke, not just Fox and Grapes or some shit.

    We're going Toil and Trouble.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Truie is Sow in french
    Chez My Dear Big Sow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      foe keen great

      chez muh gross truey cherry

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's a Pho King in Kent, Ohio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kent, Ohio sucks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so does your dad, for beer money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I avoid it and stay in Brimfield

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bich nga
    >Hung dong
    >Thang hung
    >Pho Q

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese joints...
    Fu King
    New Big Wong
    Soon Fat
    A Thai one was Phucket until they changed the name to something like Phu Ket, the soccer moms in the neighborhood got on their nerves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such a miserable pearlclutching frick that you get upset by that name.
      It must be so tiresome to be those people.

      >Soon Fat
      kek

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rego's Roost, a deceent chicken joint across an avenue from where I went to high school.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine living over that joint. I can only imagine the nearby school shootings, rapings and stabbings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do they serve here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Herpes, obviously.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler Fried Chicken
    Restaurant in Thailand. Owner had to change it to "H-ler" with a silhouette of a man with question mark inside. Because name was too hurtful for West tourists.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's lame and played out. There have been corny titled pho restaurants for decades now. I steer clear of those ones who choose to stand out from the crowd with a gimmicky name. See where the actual Vietnamese are eating and eat there. They won't be very nice to you, but you're getting the genuine article. I just hate when they bring other charlie free sesame bread and shit and it's never even offered to roundeye Joe. Whatever, small price to pay for authentic traditional cuisine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Vietnamese
      The problem with those slope places at least in NYC is that they always smell of mold. It's just plain nasty, kind of like slopes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ??? Who do you want making your pho, bigot?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          White college students who learned to wash their fricking hands

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, there aren't pho restaurants with any of them cooking. You might want pizza or a submarine sandwich, friend. Perhaps top ramen is as close as you deserve to what the adults here are discussing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's one several miles from me named Pho 20, coincidental because I've been to their other numbered ones, hilarious. It's the one on the island no less, where that's people's proclivity. They're strict viets though, no mistaking that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I just hate when they bring other charlie free sesame bread and shit and it's never even offered to roundeye Joe.
      ?
      I get bread with my stuff. How weird that you don't.

      https://i.imgur.com/Az9ZPeP.png

      There used to be a corny-ass named place in Brooklyn called Baguetteaboudit.
      And while not a food place but there's a chain of pet supply stores from Philadelphia called Doggy Style. They sell pet food, toys and yes, clothing.
      Also not good and also in Philadelphia, there was a gay-owned Home Depot meets interior design store called Philly Home Art Garden or PHAG for short

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fuh kee ne great
    I don't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fu knee great
      It’s a skyrim reference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a skyrim reference
        OHHH!!! Now I get it!
        Why people are mad about it? Do they hate skyrim?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you can't have that name, it sounds too similar to a curse word that nobody under the age of 55 gives a frick about

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we used to have a Sofa King Juicy Burger here. Their burgers were kinda small and they closed the location

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there used to be a pizzeria owner here in finland from an arabic country

    everyday the finns said "go back to arabia, mudslime" or "you don't belong here, mudslime"

    and then one day, he names his pizzeria "mudslimes pizza"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sambo's

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