ITT: Fake foods
>Foods that are technically real but have no real culinary or nutritional value
ITT: Fake foods. >Foods that are technically real but have no real culinary or nutritional value
ITT: Fake foods
>Foods that are technically real but have no real culinary or nutritional value
Imagine thinking that's worse than soda
Soda has a purpose, sometimes people want a fizzy sugary drink. No one has ever said "you know what? I could really go for some shitty imitation milk that tastes like watery nut juice". No one has ever said that.
>Believing that bullshit
It's a pointless product consumed by women and limp wristed homosexuals.
post waistline
Post your chin.
I consume it you little bitch and I lift more on a bad day than you could ever dream of in your life.
Imagine caring about the "image" of a product like some fuckign women.
>"I can't drink "product" only the unpopular girls drink "product" ! What will Stacy think of me if she sees me drinking "product"?"
Yet you have no problem slurping up that government subsidized dairy cock
>I consume it you little bitch and I lift more on a bad day than you could ever dream of in your life.
And yet you're a cornholing fag who drinks almond milk like a fairy bumboy.
>t. lactose intolerant
I'd happily drink almond milk over soda you disgusting fat fuck
Yeah cos you're a cocksucking, limpwristed fairy.
Oink Oink you fat fuck
Ooga booga my fellow non-white, malnourished friend.
Whiter than you with blue eyes, Javier
You obese lardfuck, how the fuck are you even typing right now
Seek psychiatric help you’ve been repeating the same insult for hours
>no nutritional value
Okay retard.
>posts image proving alm*nd milk has no nutritional value
>calls other people retarded
>Here's your diarrhea inducing drink bro
Too much E vitamin dawg.
>NOOOOOO leave my HECKING DAIRY FARMERS ALOOOONE DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD CONFUSE BRAIN DEAD ILLITERATE IDIOTS BY CALLING IT MILK?
>IT'S
>NOT
>MILK
>ITT: Fake foods
>Foods that are technically real but have no real culinary or nutritional value
>posts almond milk
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW, THIS IS THE FUCKING KETO SPAMMER TRYING TO SHIT ON WHAT THEY PERCEIVE AS SOMETHING VEGAN DUE TO A SHITLOAD OF STUPID ASSUMPTIONS, THAT THEY STRONGLY DISLIKE FOR NO FUCKING REASON BECAUSE "MUH PLANTS"
I am confident that the keto people are going to start putting meat in the blender and making the opposite of plant milks. MEAT MILK.
I AM CALLING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW DUDE
I FUCKING KNOW THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO GO
HOLY SHIT
AND KLAUS SCHWAB AND BILL GATES AND GEORGE SOROS ARE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE CRICKET AND COCKROACH MILK, BECAUSE "YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS"
I'm calling it right now
I predicted it
I hope I'm wrong
(this is all just a theory for entertainment purposes only and is 100% satire)
>suddenly OP seems to abandon the thread
I drink plant milks because I don't want to participate in the genuinely horrific dairy industry and I don't care if it makes me a loony lefty
They don't make less milk just because you don't buy it. They milk the cows and whatever doesn't sell gets poured down a drain. You're literally doing nothing but wasting milk.
Enjoy your xenestrogens and man boobs, queer homosexual.
Thanks. You too.
>One 8-ounce glass of whole milk contains 2.2 nanograms of estrogen. One 8-ounce glass of skim milk contains 0.8 nanograms. The human body produces from 54,000 nanograms to 630,000 nanograms of estrogen per day.
You gotta try a little harder than that bitch boy. As for the frankenstein-induced abomination that you happen to consume, I'm afraid there's no turning back my hormonally confused amigo. Maybe in the next life you can be born again as a a white man so you can consume whatever you please without hesitation.
>One 8-ounce glass of whole milk contains 2.2 nanograms of estrogen. One 8-ounce glass of skim milk contains 0.8 nanograms. The human body produces from 54,000 nanograms to 630,000 nanograms of estrogen per day.
SOURCE:
fucking
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING!!!!!!!
Your overly strong emotions indicate high levels of xenoestrogens circulating through your body at the present time. I highly suggest you put the abomination that happens to be called almond "milk" down and promptly throw it in the trash where it belongs. Then, you should strongly reconsider all the poor life decisions that you have made up until this point and question where it all went wrong. Do it for me, do it for Allah.
The milk tastes better if a cow cried in it, don't you know?
you can buy organic milk from freerange cows for the same price as your seedoil infested slopwater. if you are a man the xenoesrogens, enzyme inhibitors, and isoflavanoids will wreck ingodly havock to your endocrine system. your T will tank.
>Aieeee I can't drink real milk because I'm a massive homosexual pansy aieeeeeee
Jesus christ, you people are pathetic.
Plant-milk fags disgust me. Why do you even want to copy milk-drinkers so bad? It's not like this shit is a normal popular food, you all went out of your way to support this retarded bubble industry around fake milk, but why? Do you motherfuckers just really like cereal? Why do you need to pretend to drink milk so bad you'll make a fake version of it, rather than just get some juice or tea or something?
You seem irrationally angry at a strawman. Some people drink it because they enjoy the taste; some even more than actual milk. A light- creamy beverage to go alone or in your cereal or coffee. Others want to be able to drink milk, but their lactose intolerance prevents them from doing so. The last and most holier-than-thou case would be for political or moral beliefs.
>Some people drink it because they enjoy the taste
It literally tastes like water and a vague nutty taste.
Because you're drinking the turbo-cheap brands with 0.00001% almond content.
If you want to taste proper almond milk, you should look for ~11% percent. 8% minimum.
Condorelli or egò, are decent brands here, but I don't know what's available in your country, but cheap almond milk is indeed utter and complete shit.
Yeah I've legitimately met people who dislike the taste of milk, saying it makes them gag. Personally, I drink whatever I feel like, sometimes one after the other
>allergic to dairy
>drink available substitute
>feel like a homosexual
>realize OP is a bigger homosexual than I'll ever be
>feel slightly better
Isn’t estrogen destroyed by the gi tract anyway?
I use unsweetened almond "milk" because regular milk gives me diarrhea. I'm white as a motherfucker, but I stopped drinking regular milk in my early teens and developed intolerance.
fun fact: almond milk has been used since the middle ages