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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think MDMA is a food product, if anything they where used for people to stop losing weight and not eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DRUGS
      So edgy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they where prescribed by medical practitioners, go do your homework its due tomorrow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I need help with my homework. daddy give me drugs!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah it was before that lol, dont they give ritalin to kids like that now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pixel was literally candy thoughbeit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you one of those morons who gets shook at the mere mention of drugs regardless of context or was that just Pavlovian conditioning from wanting to impress the based and trad anons on pol?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you feel the need to defend addicts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bit of both, it seems.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >another assblasted druggie

            going through your boring phase timmy? how old are you, 12? pro tip, most adults do drugs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >most adults do drugs
              keep telling yourself that, druggie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ever had a cup of coffee, Ms. Nation? Or a sodie pop? I'm afraid you're just as guilty of chemical abuse as the rest of us.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For sure drinking coffee is the same and shooting heroin. Absolutely.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A normal adult who drinks a coffee has nothing in common with an addict begging their mom for twenty dollars

                still a drug you stupid homosexuals. just look how pathetic people are when they have caffeine withdrawal, worse than smokers fiending for nicotine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A normal adult who drinks a coffee has nothing in common with an addict begging their mom for twenty dollars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based projectionist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >another assblasted druggie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shook
          >context
          >Pavlovian conditioning
          >based and trad
          holy millennial homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >another assblasted druggie

            based projectionist

            I know IP counts have been removes but you're gonna have to try harder.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >d-don't make fun of me
              >i'll c-c-call you a samegay!
              Why even bother posting? Now you just look like more of a homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >[brain-damaged screeching from an aphantasia subhuman]
          Take another pill, maaaaan.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Only thing more annoying that teetotalers are alcohol drinkers that look down on people that prefer other drugs than alcohol. I don't know which you are but you're all insufferable.

          Good posts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

        Why do you feel the need to defend addicts

        >another assblasted druggie

        >[brain-damaged screeching from an aphantasia subhuman]
        Take another pill, maaaaan.

        Only thing more annoying that teetotalers are alcohol drinkers that look down on people that prefer other drugs than alcohol. I don't know which you are but you're all insufferable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody asked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody asked

          samegay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why do zoomers think this proves anything? It takes 2 seconds to remove a (You) through the inspect prompt. Or are zoom zooms really this hopelessly tech illiterate?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, but maybe they aren't pathetic enough to do it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Theres no inspect prompt in the android apps buddy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >calls other people zoomers
                >can't identity the difference between a website and an app

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do zoomers think this proves anything?
                Same reason this moron

                [...]
                samegay

                thinks spouting "samegay" is a free out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Holy frick why do you think anyone would do this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, but maybe they aren't pathetic enough to do it?

                You should be asking why someone would go out of their way to take a screenshot for "proof" in the first place. Deleting a (You) seems trivial in comparison.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you implying pressing shift + alt + s and draw a rectangle on your screen is some sort of high amount of effort?
                you're sounding like a roody-poo candyass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's much more effort compared to deleting a (You) in the middle of this process. You seem confused and tech illiterate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pressing shift + alt + s and draw a rectangle on your screen

                >calls other people zoomers
                >can't identity the difference between a website and an app

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                You should be asking why someone would go out of their way to take a screenshot for "proof" in the first place. Deleting a (You) seems trivial in comparison.

                Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based, it's very common indeed. alcohol is a drug as well, hard liquor even is a harddrug, but normies can't handle the truth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you're so cool. Your whole personality surely isn't based on what drugs you take

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre 100% correct anon, i did mdma once and never based any part of my personality on taking it.
        shame your sarcasm is absolute truth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >does molly once
          >still randomly brings it up on a cooking forum years later
          >"never based any part of my personality on taking it"
          lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cmon man try harder than that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, bud. Cool it with the drugs, its frying your head clearly.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love bottle caps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to say this. The original SweetTarts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based, weren't they like rootbeer flavored

      Came here to say this. The original SweetTarts.

      sweettarts are bland honestly bottlecaps mog

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you OP. Bottle caps were delicious.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      had to look at the ingredients on this. What the frick actually is this stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        peanut flavored fiber

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/RxcGzun.jpg

        Is this even edible. This reads like an assignment from chemistry textbook.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >water, fiber, thickeners, binders, stabilizers, flavoring, food dyes, and sweeteners
          oh no i'm going insane chemicals aaaa save me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget literally all of it comes from plant sources.
            Motherfrickers panic because they don't understand chemistry, and have had their well poisoned so badly that they conclude everyone is out to get them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              why bother when you could use actual peanuts

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's clearly meant to be a low-fat alternative to peanut butter for people either trying to lose weight or are allergic to peanuts. Do you think that that whipped crap is the only thing on shelves? If people want real peanut butter they are spoilt for choice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >jiffstein

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I buy a 9lb bucket of pure peanut butter once a year that doesn't even have salt in it, unlike you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >water, fiber, thickeners, binders, stabilizers, flavoring, food dyes, and sweeteners
              oh no i'm going insane chemicals aaaa save me

              Spare me, I had a C- in chemistry class. I see long Latin-sounding words in my food, I panic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dihydrogen Monoxide is poison, you should cut it out of your diet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody but pedantic homosexuals like (You) calls water "dihydrogen monoxide."
                If I can't pronounce an ingredient, I won't eat it. Simple as.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the food israelites just need to come up with "common names" that are friendly sounding and easy to read that they use for all their additives. dude its just Glean not "propylene glycol alginate" relax nerd

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's unironically what happens in the UK and EU. They care more about being "layman friendly" than being accurate and informative. The reason they freak out about American ingredient lists is that they're used to all their food ingredients being genericized and made more friendly sounding. US labels have to list out exact chemical ingredients by weight, while in the UK they can just list things like "thickeners" and "fiber" without actually specifying what they are.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, you can certainly trust the government and the corporate food producers. They will only make the best possible decisions for you. Only a schizophrenic conspiracy theorist tries to take responsibility for their own safety. Normal people just blindly trust authority figures, bigot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The types of fiber and artificial sweetener in that often cause digestive issues for people and lead to unhealthier gut flora. Just because you know what it is doesn't mean it's not bad for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            titanium dioxide is a neurotoxin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >arms, legs, a head, a brain, a heart, torso, binders, stabilizers, dyes...
            oh no i'm going insane, Dr. Frankenstein has created a monster, aaaa save me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Titanium dioxide isn’t something I would consider food or want to put inside my body, but other than that it’s mostly like wood pulp

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            still a drug you stupid homosexuals. just look how pathetic people are when they have caffeine withdrawal, worse than smokers fiending for nicotine

            For sure man, being a little tired is the same as dying from running out of benzo. For sure.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nobody is saying that though

              Did you reply to the wrong post?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How do you feel about alcohol? Is it a drug, in your opinion? Or does it not count because....?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also sort of. It's edible in that you can eat it but it's made up of indigestible things so it's zero calories.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Press F for Peanut Oil.
          Died way too young.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its safe to eat but this shit is worse for the environment than just eating raw peanuts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The European Commission banned titanium dioxide as a food additive in the EU in 2022 after the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) conducted an updated safety assessment of E171 and concluded the panel could not eliminate concerns about its genotoxicity.
          OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It even has peanut oil in it so it's not even a substitute for people who are allergic, yeah idk why this shit exists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I tried their barbeque sauce, it mostly tasted like water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anything whipped is dogshit, whipped cream cheese is trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your ass is whipped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is
        >whipped butter
        >whipped potatoes
        >aioli
        >holland days

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Whipped butter is actually a cost saving trick restaurants use to serve you less butter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this

            basically just water anything down

            the worst is with cream cheese

            whipped cream is fine, but whipped cream cheese, you won't be satisfied, eat a bagel with whipped cream cheese and then one with normal cream cheese and you'll get a rush of endorphins when you eat the real hearty cream cheese

            whipped products are a scam basically

            What is
            >whipped butter
            >whipped potatoes
            >aioli
            >holland days

            you mean mashed potatoes, whipped in my and the previous post's context is literally just watering something down, "whipped potatoes isn't this nothing is being taken away

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Whipping something is the opposite of watering it down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there's no plate like chrome for the Holland days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3buKeit.png

      [...]
      Is this even edible. This reads like an assignment from chemistry textbook.

      where peanut
      >peanut oil (trivial amount)
      WHERE PEANUT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This brand exists to cater to anorexics. Not joking, sneak into some amorexic forums.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you in anorexia forums

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really have to ask? It's a fetish thing, I bet my bottom dollar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize it doesnt automatically follow that anorexia is a fetish when its mentioned right

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If it mentioned in any other place -- sure.
              Here, on Culinaly? It's a fetish thing. I know it, you know it. It's a fetish.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their pancake syrup is surprisingly good. Granted it just tastes like generic table syrup but for zero calories it's impressive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this provides a very special and unusual kind of pleasure to a particular kind of person, and that person is exemplified by

      >water, fiber, thickeners, binders, stabilizers, flavoring, food dyes, and sweeteners
      oh no i'm going insane chemicals aaaa save me

      and

      Don't forget literally all of it comes from plant sources.
      Motherfrickers panic because they don't understand chemistry, and have had their well poisoned so badly that they conclude everyone is out to get them.

      The point is not to "be tasty"/etc. It is to trigger the luddites. The enjoyment it provides is that it is an occasion for snark and condescension on the internet. Sort of like Beyond Meat

      (ok though the real reason is probably

      This brand exists to cater to anorexics. Not joking, sneak into some amorexic forums.

      )

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to like bottle caps when they were actually fizzy. Last time I had them they didn't fizz on your tongue like they used to and I stopped buying them. There's fruit candies that the local Lions club sells that are closer to what bottle caps used to be like.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't thought about these in years, love bottle caps

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're ok but I always wished they were Razzles since they look pretty similar.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick coleslaw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't like red cabbage coleslaw with apples and bacon

      NGMI
      G
      M
      I

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he mixes sweet and savoury
        DEST GUST ING

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tastelet (or a child, same difference)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coleslaw is great but people try to use it as its own separate dish and that is a mistake. Coleslaw is meant to be used in conjunction with other foods to lighten them. For example in a pulled pork sandwich. They also frick it up by adding tons of mayo which makes it heavy like the pulled pork. Coleslaw should be light and crisp and refreshing with some zing to cut through the fat of heavy meat dishes. For that purpose it shines.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People who add sugar to potato salad and coleslaw are monsters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        100% agree. It is a condiment not a side dish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Without cole slaw, you can’t make the best sandwich of all time, the sloppy joe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a sloppy joe that's a turkey and corned beef big mac.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a Jersey sloppy joe. Roast beef, turkey, swiss, cole slaw, and russian dressing on rye.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's a Reuben

            I love these but I can understand why people don't like them. I also love candy corn.

            Candy corn just tastes like sugar. I don't get the meme of them being bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sloppy chaim

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sloppy israelite
          >c'mon, man!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's called 'the rachel'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baby back ribs with garlic bread and coleslaw is god tier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yankee detected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to hate coleslaw but recently i fricking love it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/QIe6A2n.jpg

      i enjoy these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with coleslaw is everybody does sweet coleslaw. I was raised with the salty/sour kind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT MY SLAW

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bottle Caps are excellent candy. What's wrong with you?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i loved these things as a kid. cant seem to find them anywhere

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love those.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are those the ones that turn into gum when you chew them

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are my favorite candy.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat free mayo

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're okay but if i'm going out of my way to eat candy, i could think of plenty of better options.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marshmallows in general are pretty meh. I for one have never understood the hype about s'mores. Just give me the graham crackers and put the rest right back up your ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Marshmallows properly toasted over a camp fire are somewhat decent. Nutella spread works better than chocolate bars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only good marshmallow candy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love these but I can understand why people don't like them. I also love candy corn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had these. My only experience with them was when I was like 5 or 6 and I went over to my neighbor friends house. He said he couldn't play because he was sick, so we sat on the curb while he ate a whole bag of these and then puked up orange slime. Never wanted to try them after that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What do they taste like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bottlecaps are good. Frick you.

      These are also good. Frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to see these at the checkout counter. I would think they had an orange/citrus taste (even though they are plainly peanuts.) Can anyone confirm the taste?

      The only candy I like are Dots and licorice.

      Pic related?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only candy I like are Dots and licorice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur not human and are the evil devil

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make candy that tastes how old ladies smell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you just made every australian angry
      if you don't like these you're unaustralian and should be deported

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think these are good but they are a part of every australians childhood
        i would never buy them but if there were on a table in front of me i would have a cheeky nibble.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a a sweet tooth so bad I can eat any candy
    These do suck thoughever

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in law not only likes Necco Wafers, it's his favorite candy, the goddamn freak

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What the heck is going on here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's the results of America great healthcare system.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Answer the question instead of witty retorts

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I used to like those

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They mog the frick out of Sweet Tarts though, just the root beer and coke Bottle Caps alone are better than nearly all of those candies of that type

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, not one person ITT agreed with OP

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to cram an entire handful of the root beer ones into my mouth RIGHT NOW

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    canned meat products. like that anned chilli with meat. no. just no. meat you can freeze, you can make jerky, you can even bury it in the freaking ground, but don't can it. there's no point. unless it's for maybe an apocalypse scenario: but even then you could just make jerky there's no point.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love how OP's thread got ruined.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These motherfrickers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like them and my parents like them. But they're unhealthy as frick so I don't eat them anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >unhealthy as frick
        In what way

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe anyone actually likes Coke Zero

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, I loved those.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Necco wafers taste good
    Candy corn is pleasant
    Black licorice is good
    90%+ dark chocolate tastes good
    Mushrooms taste good

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're 'aight.You know what I think is gross even though I loved it as a kid is those little wax bottles full of corn syrup.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember one halloween someone in my fricking town was handing out FULL BOXES of these fricking things and no one wanted them so my stupid ass took them from my friends and cranked out like 10 boxes in one day and ended up barfing because theyr'e so shit.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Battle Caps are great, particularly the cola flavor, which is an exceedingly rare candy flavor. You're not always in the mood for SweetTarts

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like bottle caps candy.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking cares nerd

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottle caps suck ass but the soda they make was pretty good

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like these.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you probably like licking public toilets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf how did you know?!?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think ive ever seen a thread go more sideways than this

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