ITT garbage food pairings that are surprisingly common

I'll start

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    orange and dark chocolate is great though? the bright and sour cuts through earthy perfectly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark chocolate is for tastelets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a sugar addict with the palate of a toddler, you fat fuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fat fucking idiot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's bad. So is mint chocolate. Dark chocolate is great on its own. Orange ruins it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hamburgers and American cheese.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a garbage pairing, that's just literal garbage masquerading as cheese. Hamburgers and real cheese is fine, while American cheese pairs well with nothing because the whole time you chew on it you'll just be wondering why you're not eating real cheese right now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know that 'American Cheese' is just chopped up cheeses blended together and made into single serving squares?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          INGREDIENTS: WATER, FOOD STARCH, PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SALT, NATURAL FLAVOR, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, STABILIZER (XANTHAN, LOCUST BEAN, GUAR GUMS), SORBIC ACID (AS PRESERVATIVE), LACTIC ACID, ARTIFICIAL COLOR

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mine doesn’t have any of that, and this stuff is delicious

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >reduced fat
              >american

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats not American cheese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a garbage pairing, that's just literal garbage masquerading as cheese. Hamburgers and real cheese is fine, while American cheese pairs well with nothing because the whole time you chew on it you'll just be wondering why you're not eating real cheese right now.

      I've had burgers with swiss cheese a few times. Its actually pretty good. Even better with that dressing that goes on reuben sandwiches.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A good beating feels good when you’re about to have a heart attack

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I worked at a restaurant I got to eat all types of things I would never have otherwise. Even tried things I never knew I would like. In pretty good shape actually so not scared of some heart attack. That is for fatties to worry about.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong chocolate

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken and cheese

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garbage food pairings
    Your favorite restaurant + your picky new gf who thinks she has a bunch of allergies/intolerances/morals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My neighbor has been with a woman for like 8 years and she's still hanging on to the gluten free celiac stuff. She claims any amount if gluten ingested is very likely to kill her. She's cool aside from that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She's cool aside from that
        uh huh. thats what everyone thinks but when covid and mask mandates hit, families and couples started arguing and shit. and the trump drama too lol.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beef

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mint and chocolate chip
    Just once I'd like to be able to eat mint ice cream without the shitty chocolate chips

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it yourself
      homemade using fresh mint leaves is life changing. You will never crave menthol-doped store bought ice cream ever again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry sir I will shut up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >grows beard
        >grows pocket shirt
        wow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll smack the shit out a nigga then give him something to eat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do not enjoy chocolate and raspberry

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter and jelly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evrn before that, peanuts and butter.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coconut paired with anything dish but desserts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried coconut thai curry? I really like it and I don't like coconut desserts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the dish I thought of when I wrote my post.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day NOW choco orange is a gift from god.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dog meat and mam tom (fermented shrimp paste). just never got the hang of it. even with a bunch of chili and lime and fresh herbs and about a gallon of rice wine...i can't fuck with it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look into the Incompatible Food Triad puzzle. Interesting to read about. It basically is a puzzle looking for three ingredients that has any two that go well together but all three together is not good.
    From my understanding, there's only a few solutions to the puzzle, like pickles, yogurt and sugar. Any two of them make good food but combine them and it's gross.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just pickles and sugar is supposed to be good?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet pickles, like bread and butter pickles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cocumber and sugar sandwiches are a thing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what sort of demented puppy rapist likes yogurt pickles?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oranges in anything. Fuck, any citrus on shit like meat or baked goods. I love taking a bite out of something described as vanilla and tasting oranges because women are in love with the acrid taste of citrus.
    Don't get me wrong it has it's uses but fuck it's not majority of the shit they put it in.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sardines and capers how much salt does one need

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck the amount of utter chocolatelets in this thread disgusts me. Imagine not being able to appreciate the taste of orange peel chocolate because your mind is like "nuuuu muh fuggin taste purity nuuuuu".
    Actual shit taste, go eat cocoa powder out of a tub you mongoloids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go eat cocoa powder out of a tub you mongoloids.
      i can do this and ita not so unpleasant, i prefer it with some sugar and mayb a little orange toh 🙂

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried it? is it good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you use a nice cheddar instead of the plastic bullshit its pretty alright to try once

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see your orange chocolate and raise you chipotle chocolate

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats not really garbage paring, its good.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate pairing chocolate with banana

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mango habanero

    like I want something Hispanicy, hotter than jalapeno, but not that hot, so habanero is a nice middle ground but 99% of fucking everything that has habanero pairs it with mango; even ignoring the "habanero has a fruity flavor :)" bullshit, mango tastes like fucking ass

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