ITT: good food that pretentious snobs hate

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating literal slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretention is bad
      about what I would expect from a 'Hungry-Man' devourer

      >Why yes, I must only eat and prepare the finest of cuisines, otherwise you are uncivilized. Fortunately, I am an intellectual!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are no good microwave meals.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's why you cook it in an oven.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about popcorn?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A potato, nigga.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you really just straight up microwaving raw potatoes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk the lamb curry from last night was good microwaved

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with fruit, vegetables, legumes, nuts, fresh fish or simple pork cutlets. There's also nothing wrong with drinking water.

        What you posted there is cancerous horse shit though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why yes, I must only eat and prepare the finest of cuisines, otherwise you are uncivilized. Fortunately, I am an intellectual!
        this, but unironically

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going to eat cheap slop, then make it on your own, instead of being a lazy fatfuck and buy goyslop.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain yourself homosexual, what is "goyslop?"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but mass produced and cheap consumer products with little to no nutritional value that is made specifically to feed the masses of a population.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but 100% unironic
        imagine supporting and propping up the modern day industrialized diet machine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being intelligent and making good choices BAD
        >Being a retard and filling your body with literal garbage GOOD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >portraying your opponents as wealthy sophisticates who have not only the knowledge to prefer excellent things to mediocre things, but also the means to acquire them.
        I don't think you're just pretending to be retarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try Satan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy that post these kind of comments drink beer and see no problem with it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretention is bad
    about what I would expect from a 'Hungry-Man' devourer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretention is bad
      "pretention" is not a word.
      Pretentiousness literally is bad. Pretending not to be a retarded slob just makes you a dishonest retarded slob.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a pathetic chud. Would be hilarious to see some kick your fucking ass.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like you're 5'3 and can't even jog a quarter mile. you're welcome to come try headbutt my ass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey Trumpster, heard your favorite felon is doing a rally tonight? Why don't you hang out with your little nazi buddies on /misc/ and stay the fuck off this board?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit. This is the most soyfagotty reply I've seen all month

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol are you serious that is fucking hilarious buddy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Trumpster, heard your favorite felon is doing a rally tonight? Why don't you hang out with your little nazi buddies on /misc/ and stay the fuck off this board?

          Week old conversation but the fact you need to noose remains

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        “Pretentious” is a word we generously gifted to the unwashed, uneducated masses to help them cope with their seething jealousy. Now eat your slop and be content with your lot in life. You don’t deserve better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretention
      Pretense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No dumbo. Pretentiousness.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are no good microwave meals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heating plastic in an oven
      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was for

        Yeah that's why you cook it in an oven.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the frozen meals that come in cardboard bowls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't pretty much all frozen food trays paper now? And if you're that worried about it you can probably pop the frozen food out of the tray and into a ceramic dish or something and bake it in that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gee anon i wonder what they do with the paper to make it not catch fire!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            …they broil it?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What you posted there is cancerous horse shit though

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't trust a man that has never been desperate enough to nuke a pock (what my friends and I call a hot pocket)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nuke a pock (what my friends and I call a hot pocket)
      How old are you? 12?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 24 but borderline brain-dead with an IQ of about 79

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          got be beat by one point you smart son of a bitch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Older than you, junior

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen thin crust spinach pizza is high class

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow Canuck.

      Yeah that pizza tastes good, but canada's frozen pizzas are NOTHING compared to the States's pizzas, unfortunately.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we have better chips and chocolate bars though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree everything is better in Quebec, hell you don't even have any culture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, settle in for the night with a nice Kraft dinner and a tasty Pizz.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            Born in Mississauga, raised in Vancouver, lived in Toronto. Just moved to Chicago 6 months ago. We Canadians have no conception of god-tier goyslop. The amount of cheap garbage food here is just insane. It's even better when you go to the south.

            Yeah I went to Florida this summer and I remarked I'd easily be 15 lbs heavier if I lived in the States. The slop is delicious but unhealthy.

            https://i.imgur.com/hKLopxt.jpg

            I agree everything is better in Quebec, hell you don't even have any culture.

            JUST SHOW THE RECEIPTS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fellow Canuck.

      Yeah that pizza tastes good, but canada's frozen pizzas are NOTHING compared to the States's pizzas, unfortunately.

      we have better chips and chocolate bars though

      https://i.imgur.com/hKLopxt.jpg

      I agree everything is better in Quebec, hell you don't even have any culture.

      Born in Mississauga, raised in Vancouver, lived in Toronto. Just moved to Chicago 6 months ago. We Canadians have no conception of god-tier goyslop. The amount of cheap garbage food here is just insane. It's even better when you go to the south.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I went to Florida this summer and I remarked I'd easily be 15 lbs heavier if I lived in the States. The slop is delicious but unhealthy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It all depends on where you go in the states.
          The food in the south and the food in the southwest (two culturally distinct areas, “the south” doesn’t really encompass states like Texas and New Mexico) is delicious, the food in the midwest is inedible.
          I’d put the cuisines of Texas and Louisiana up against any nation of Europe except France.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bienvenidos. What's your go-to 'Go Slop? Are we talking just, you've never seen the frozen foods section of an American grocery store? Or do you have some spots in mind? Check out Red Hot Ranch, though I'll take recommendations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was in Raleigh last week and Waffle House alone was incredible slop. Here in Chicago we have Harold's Chicken. It's not particularly good but it's cheap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop, this used to be one of my mom's go-to lazy meals when I was a kid and it was nasty. Even when she put extra cheese on it, it still wasn't good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ristorante pizzas are awful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      got to respect how they don't even try to make the picture on the box look appetizing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one of the worst frozen pizzas you can buy and its not even cheap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy a good frozen pizza and put spinach on it before you cook it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the most revolting things I've ever eaten

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tried it out of morbid curiosity once.
        It's edible. Kinda like a very dry chocolate cake.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Morbid Curiobesity

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the boneless chicken hungry man was one of my favorites but the chicken pieces have shrunk at LEAST 60% from when i was a kid/teen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have they or did you just get bigger.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shrinkflation is an observable and provable concept, israelite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the boneless chicken one
      >shove that shit into the oven to get it nice and crispy, even if it takes exponentially longer to cook compared to just microwaving it

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    now post what it actually looks like when you open the thing

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: good food that pretentious snobs hate
    dude I read the ingredients once and went "NOPE"

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry Man is based.
    >Hamburger Helper
    >On-Cor frozen "family" meals
    >every canned food in existence
    >instant mashed potatoes
    >boxed mac and cheese
    >those shitty $1 ($1.30 with inflation) refrigerated burritos
    >hotdogs fresh off six hours on the roller
    >gas station pump cheese
    >every boxed imported Aldi food
    >Chef Boyardee
    >Wolf chili
    I can keep going. Who all wants to come over to my place and feast? We need a Culinaly meet-up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We need a Culinaly meetup
      Every single dish would have cum in it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat half the flavors of chef out the can cold and I make poverty burritos out of wolf chili and jar "cheese product"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love wolf chili

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of the imported german aldi food actually is fucking good and super cheap for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hamburger Helper
      >based
      probably the worst food take I've ever seen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underage b&.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon Ramsays Fresh Frozen Brown Slop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL let me guess, 8 bucks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All that blond hair dye and perms ain't cheap.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're like 5 and some change, which is still bullshit. Apparently the risotto and shepherds pie one are good, but still it ain't 5 dollars good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still it ain't 5 dollars good.
          what else do you expect a handy from gordon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he shat and vomited into a plastic bowl

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most amazing bowel movement, incredible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking oof!
      Marco is looking tame with the whole Knorr thing right about now.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least eat Hungry Man selects.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear they used to not be a shitty as they are now. These things are literal soggy sludge now, from the meat to the chicken to even the veggies that look like a dog threw up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    home chef is pretty good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this for about 4 weeks. The meals were fine from what I recall and I even saved some of the recipes, but what pissed me off to the point of unsubscribing was the bullshit "20-30 minutes" prep time it would say, and it end up taking a fucking hour even when I was moving like the Flash on crack. The whole point of me ordering these meal preps were to save time, but now I have to commit to using them all before anything goes bad, which means a week of 60+ minutes of cooking a day, whereas I would just fixing something very quick otherwise. And some of the directions like
      >heat oil on the stove for 5 minutes until sizzling hot
      Was just straight up insane nonsense.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my old man used to stock the freezer with these.
    they're kind of like the depressing boomer working man's dinner.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This stouffers shit is about the most nasty shit on the planet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i made the mistake of buying stouffer brand french bread pizza recently, it really was terrible. seemed impossible to get a crisp crust and it had the texture of lasagna almost

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he put it in the microwave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those smell like diarrhea.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend when I was in highschool in the US whose parents are on the lower end of US upper class and he subsisted on this shit almost exclusively. It smells awful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2. Pour ingredients left in wrap onto pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This stouffers shit is about the most nasty shit on the planet.
      Never had the brand, seems to be a delivery thing. Neighbors have the trucks stop by once a week. Do they sell anything good?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold the oncor salisbury steaks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I moved to a western state that had On Cor brand stuff and their dish that's essentially 6 McRib patties is convenient as fuck if your in a pinch for time for work breakfasts/lunches and buy a 6 pack of sub rolls. I know they have a chicken patty dish that's similar that would probably also work out for "Oh shit" meals if you get the buns for them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Howdy.
        I'm

        Safeway gave me one for free a few months ago. The corn and mash were absolutely horrid and the meatloaf too sweet.
        Wish I'd liked it because it'd be nice to keep some frozen ready meals on hand for when no one feels like cooking but that I've was fucking awful, sorry.
        Potpies are good, tho. And weirdly, Safeway's own brand frozen pizza is good, too.

        I do actually quite like the rib patties. Long sliced pickle, Hawaiian long roll and chopped onion and it's pretty decent. It's slop but it's not pretending to be anything else so I don't mind it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The chicken patties are decent. They're stuffed with "cheese." Pretty decent as far as sloppa goes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're like, crappy chicken parms, they're very weird.
          Anyways I make a fuckload of pasta bakes for work, and I'll put them atop the pasta and broil the bastard for a bit to crisp them up if I don't feel like making a proper protein. It's fine. They're like four dollars for a pack of six, complete in some sauce that's in the dead center between a ketchup and a tomato sauce.

          There were some weird X-TREME pot pies that were full of spaghetti and meatballs that were actually quite good, but they got discontinued.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that damn sauce is so sweet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice dubs

      I've used those as basically burger patties before. Put 'em on a hoagie and dress appropriately (I did pickles, mustard and hot sauce).

      Good ol' Garbage Burgers

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza rolls pretty good tho frfr no cap

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a humble can of beefarooni

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That kid has good taste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beefaroni is better than a redbull. Literally gives me wings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, anything is better than a redbull.
        A green monster with a spring roll hits the spot.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hamburgler Helper, Strokenoff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheeseburger Mac is better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is one pound of ground best or should it two packs of the cheeseburger mac? Thing is I can pull a pound of beef from my freezer, however I dont know the amounts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          every single hamburger helper requires just one (1) lb of ground beef

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, fair enough.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I put that on my shopping list.
            Good times were had by all...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Hungry-Mom? Did they forget about her again??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That remindes me of some dog food commercial, also human food. hungry man, look it up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahhaa, her worries is how is she going to clean that up. Good luck bitch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know she did this on purpose for Reddit points

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cat?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-KFC fried chicken goyslop is better than chicken cooked any other way. In fact most goyslop is good except for taco bell.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That name has lead to a lot of unsatisfactory meals because my mom and sister think it's some how provide satiety.
    When I was a teen they would grab one, now if I'm staying over for the holidays or when on road trips with them they'll grab a Hungry-Man because of the name and I'm like thankful they're thinking of me and looking out for me but you could have bought something better for about the same price.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ your mom and sister must think so little of you if they buy you that shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom.and sister think very highly of me, mainly my penis

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that its weird that nobody's mentioned chicken nuggets yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it quite strange that nobody has mentioned that you come across like a weakling who would easily get his fucking pansy ass kicked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it quite strange that you're a fag that's projecting because you've been fucked in the ass by your butt buddies so many times.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing. The hilarious thing is, I could easily grip you up by your throat and slam your weakened body down into the dirt, snapping your fucking spine in half

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why so angry, anon? That hate will eat you up if you let it.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect meal to stave off depression

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The family fried chicken meal was completely flavorless, I was pissed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, those are the perfect meal to have during depression

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute trash when you can just make spaghetti yourself, save money, and it takes just about as much time and yet you'd be eating a much, much better meal. Spaghetti also takes zero skill to make so you don't even have that excuse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awenstly, with some Pepsi cola and some Wendy’s Chili? Wheel talk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it’s the salisbury steak meal. I grab them as easy office lunch when I don’t feel like meal prepping. I was so pissed when they stopped being a dollar.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still far cheaper by weight than McDonald's.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YMjCxCR.png

        Perfect meal to stave off depression

        sup wingsofredemption

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get Wendy's chili and drive directly to KFC for a gallon of fresh Pepsi.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's gotta be the Hispanicy chicken patty meal. Shit hits the spot.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to catch some hell pull out the tater tots, chicken and some beers. That's guaranteed to piss of bitches.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those taste great but they're goyslop. Look at the ingredients, they contain soy.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care how many times you try to scare me from eating it. I do not care that their nuggets are made of jizz-looking sludge. I do not care if Jamie Oliver exposes them for making their burgers out of roadkill skunk. I will keep eating it and there's nothing you can do about it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You consider being told the facts aboutwhat you are eating as them trying to scare you, you are truly lost.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actual goyslop and not a misuse of the term like how retards use it 90% of the time.

    I grew up poor but we still (almost) always cooked our own food from proper ingredients.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I grew up poor but we still (almost) always cooked our own food from proper ingredients
      Frozen dinner is how you stay poor. That shits crazy expensive.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tofu is a healthy traditional food. The fermentation removes phytoestrogens and makes the protein more digestible. East Asians have been eating it since the middle ages and it doesnt hurt them. Dont get it mixed up with globohomo goyslop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          are there any exceptions like store tofu vs toko tofu or something? Im sure there is some way the food industry would ruin it and somehow make it have extra phytoestrogens or add asbestos powder instead or some shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well done.
        >His GIMP-Fu is almost perfected Master, what shall we do?
        >Fear not, young acolyte...We need not worry until his drop shadow is strong and the reposts are many..
        SAVED!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what i imagine when i hearsomeone say they're vegan

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microwaved meals kept me fed when I was on a budget and didn't have the time or energy to make my own meals all the time. Hungry Man is pretty high tier just because they typically give very generous serving sizes for the price. Their Mexican meals are pretty damn good. The top tier microwaved food is probably lasagna, specifically Stouffer's lasagna. That stuff fills you up like no other microwaved meal can. The times I saw that on sale I'd just buy as many as my fridge could hold. And of course you have microwaved pizzas, and those are typically really good as well. My local grocery store had an in-house brand that was dirt cheap and really rather good.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you, Culinaly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like rat shit on top

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        closer to rabbit. rat shit is pretty big
        t. have pet rats

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the memes? Yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is snob just used to describe anybody who has a palate? I eat those frozen White Castle burgers all the time, but I also like putting a couple hours into making a good proper meal once in a while. Does that make me a snob? I don’t get it. If you just wanna eat dog shit every day, sure. I do it most of the time too. That doesn’t mean people who spend time making good food are pretentious.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fagg Chili
      Dead giveaway of a homosexual. I have had to break so many homosexual's necks and everytime after I slammed their head into the cupboard, a can of this shit was always behind it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you hanging around so many homosexuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike V? Is that you, you little homosexual? Getting wallowed out then slamming the dude's head into a cupboard doesn't make you any less of a queer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sees a can of chili and first thought is anal sex with a man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chillimac shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this and the spinach pizza are the only things in this thread I would gladly eat. Anything else, well, I would eat it if I was really, really hungry

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      prime euro sloppa

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are better than they have any right to be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devours are my all time favorite. Anytime they're on sale for $3.00 I'll stock up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen these. Where are they sold?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, chicken and cheese microwave burritos were both delicious and affordable. Now they're shit
    When I was living alone, I used to enjoy Singapore Noodles from Aldi even though they were basically nutritionally bankrupt, now they're too expensive for what they are
    I don't really eat much frozen processed food but I love to freeze up pork loin and defrost it when I need it. Even week old defrosted pork loin is still better than most frozen slop.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My man. Sometimes you just want fast and tasty, and that's okay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rustlers
      >literally flavorless
      >cost is equivalent to McDonald's (in the UK at least)
      >have to refrigerate it too
      Why would you ever buy this shit when there's McDonald's? I guess fatties are too lazy to even get McDonald's and just grab whatever looks appealing on their supermarket shopping spree

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        flavorless
        not really though is it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I eat two of these I feel all jacked up and sick, wtf is wrong with me anons?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good food that pretentious snobs hate
    You can even make hamburgers out of them, if it were possible to make a hamburger with ham in it.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuking a pock

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is superior microwave food!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except for the Del Monte that's all very suHispanicious looking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the same, I highly recommend the beef, both varieties, they are excellent!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bob Evans mashed potatoes are surprisingly good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big fan of those mashed potatoes- just wish they weren't so pricey

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picked up one of these salmon boys from the heb because it was on sale for $6 from 8.50.
    Pesto sauce wasn't bad, and with a salad on the side I was whelmed, took even less time in the oven than a hot pocket to boot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried the HEB tamales?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, forgot the pic, but my salmon piece was a more squared.

      Have you tried the HEB tamales?

      No, I keep seeing them but have not taken the plunge.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks surprisingly delicious.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >broccoli isn't steamed
        yuck

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never eaten a good TV dinner. A can of tuna plain tastes better than this turbo-goyslop

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the "Devour" meals.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean homemade is the best but I'd take this over any boxed mac and cheese in the pantry

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safeway gave me one for free a few months ago. The corn and mash were absolutely horrid and the meatloaf too sweet.
    Wish I'd liked it because it'd be nice to keep some frozen ready meals on hand for when no one feels like cooking but that I've was fucking awful, sorry.
    Potpies are good, tho. And weirdly, Safeway's own brand frozen pizza is good, too.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m dating a Michelin star sous chef, and after a long shift at work, sometimes she’ll come home and literally just heat this shit up with a little bit of Dijon mustard and some sautéed onions. Idk how she does it, but somehow it comes out tasting like something you’d spend $20 on at a restaurant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      One of my good friends is an award winning chef herself and she does all sorts of things with prepackaged foods at home. The way she makes instant mac is kind of risotto-like, for example. As the pasta is boiling, she kneads the butter with the cheese powder, peas or chopped spinach and some additional shredded cheese then drains the pasta and simply whips it with the butter mixture, no added milk.
      We have a saying in my country about the shoemaker's kids going barefoot and her diet at home really reminds me of it.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After shit hits the fan I will sit in my basement and eat these cold out of the package. Snobs will starve.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are so good but aren't they almost 2€ now? it's barely a whole meal

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Generously spray cooking sheet with oil
    >Spread on fries, and spray again
    >Season generously with seasoning salt
    >bake for a while
    >In the last 15 minutes or so, throw in the fish and spray the top with oil
    >cook until the fish is hot all the way through, a bit crispy on the bottom, and still soggy on top
    >mix 1:1 pure horseradish and ketchup for the fish, and plain ketchup for the fries
    >HUGE glass of ice cold whole milk for the beverage

    This is a meal I hide from everyone I know, but I love it so much. Haven't had it in well over a year, and never eat it regularly, but it is my most scrumptious treat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "spray" oil?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        From that post, cooking spray is where you draw the line?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen dinners and stuff are actually pretty expensive, dont fill me up and are basically just sodium infused lard. Its cheaper to just actually cook stuff.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post what it look like when you cook it and tell me it's anything but slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'2. 235 pounds.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got me one of these bad boys, gonna make a McRib. HYPE!

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what anyone says, these are awesome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal goycattle feed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretentious snob

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to eat food that tastes good is pretentious
    I don't even know where to stsrt with that

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they still make those XXL meals or whatever they were where the sodium was like 3 times the daily recommended

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember going to my uncles house and he had a roommate that was on SSI checks.

    I looked in one of their fridges, I guess it was the roomie's fridge. It was NOTHING except frozen microwave shit. every brand you could imagine. Michillini, hungry man, banquet, night hawk, etc. This dude did not know how to cook at all. It really opened my eyes to how other people live.

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