It would probably be okay if it was freshly made. Popcorn that isn't fresh starts to have a bad texture. I always just liked the peanuts more than the popcorn.
Yeah and you got maybe 2-3 peanuts per box. I like those and the molasses-y coating but the popcorn itself was always terrible. Crunch & Munch is great, though. The coating does a good job preserving the popcorn.
It's cheap garbage and so is the prize, every single time.
https://i.imgur.com/42G0wLw.jpg
Yeah and you got maybe 2-3 peanuts per box. I like those and the molasses-y coating but the popcorn itself was always terrible. Crunch & Munch is great, though. The coating does a good job preserving the popcorn.
This is the good shit, you eat this once and you realize what Cracker Jack is a cheap knock-off of. I don't care which one came first. Cracker Jack is the knock-off.
crunch and munch is so good, i can only buy it rarely because i will eat the whole box in 20 minutes and then realize ive ingested over a days worth of sugar and vegetable oils. still one of the few things worth killing my insides for
A QR code for a video game worse than something free on the apple store.
Not even fucking joking, the original ones used to have metal toys, then plastic toys, then stickers, now it's gay ass online shit last time I bought one I wished they'd go to hell.
This. I don't trust or respect the tastes of anyone who likes these, they're fucking garbage. It's like when someone tells me their favorite type of apple is "red delicious", it just tells you they're NPCs that will eat any fucking slop that gets marketed to them.
https://i.imgur.com/LIpDleZ.jpg
Chicken Wings.
Everyone in this shithole is proud of it 'inventing' fried chicken wings.
But they suck. One of the worst ways to enjoy chicken.
It's just chicken, how can they be shit? Overpriced, yeah - but shit? I dunno anon.
>It's just chicken, how can they be shit? Overpriced, yeah - but shit? I dunno anon.
this. restaurants that serve wings as their main thing feel egregiously expensive. best chicken wings i've had were so cheap they were practically free at a random bar
Without pickles we wouldn't have pickle juice, which is a delicious ingredient.
Never put one inside your ass
Pickles are really salty
Salt is used to give people enemas
If you shove one inside your ass you will soon start shitting yourself and you won't be able to stop
And there will be cramps, I want to die levels of cramps, you may end up at the er
only when you add real molasses to supplement the corn syrup that they use nowadays
It's cheap garbage and so is the prize, every single time.
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This is the good shit, you eat this once and you realize what Cracker Jack is a cheap knock-off of. I don't care which one came first. Cracker Jack is the knock-off.
somebody sold Cracker Jack at the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago. Poppycock was supposedly invented in the 1950s.
To keep people weak by stripping it of its vital nutrients. It's honestly not worth drinking blue raspberry drink unless you're getting it raw straight from the farmer.
girl guide cookies
>girl guide
What
I think that's what girl scouts are called in some places for whatever reason.
>girl guide
Shithole country detected
Nah.
Yes, girl scout cookies are superior. I had some woman who runs a troop and got her to mail me them, worth it
All sweet kettle corn is disgusting. Fucking horrible.
It would probably be okay if it was freshly made. Popcorn that isn't fresh starts to have a bad texture. I always just liked the peanuts more than the popcorn.
Yeah and you got maybe 2-3 peanuts per box. I like those and the molasses-y coating but the popcorn itself was always terrible. Crunch & Munch is great, though. The coating does a good job preserving the popcorn.
Pic related was the best crunchy sweet popcorn snack.
It's cheap garbage and so is the prize, every single time.
This is the good shit, you eat this once and you realize what Cracker Jack is a cheap knock-off of. I don't care which one came first. Cracker Jack is the knock-off.
But do you root root root for the home team?
crunch and munch is so good, i can only buy it rarely because i will eat the whole box in 20 minutes and then realize ive ingested over a days worth of sugar and vegetable oils. still one of the few things worth killing my insides for
What's the prize inside?
Either tattoos or something else that should have been tattoos.
Like a sticker or something
A QR code for a video game worse than something free on the apple store.
Not even fucking joking, the original ones used to have metal toys, then plastic toys, then stickers, now it's gay ass online shit last time I bought one I wished they'd go to hell.
Something off about that middle row of Cracker Jack prizes.
>made in japan
checks out
One unpopped kernel that breaks your tooth
Nah I'm not a little bitch like you
the schwartz ring
Rusty razor blades
A butt plug. It's a traditional American product.
Bags of sand
it's cracker jill now, with a diverse cast of jills
>what if we took the worst quality chocolate and the worst quality peanut butter and put them together
>anon discovers that many foods are greater than the sum of their parts
Goyslop fried tastebuds
nothing wrong with any of those foods.
I love Reese’s.
And yet it somehow manages to taste better than all the fancy gourmet versions that people keep trying to come out with.
This. I don't trust or respect the tastes of anyone who likes these, they're fucking garbage. It's like when someone tells me their favorite type of apple is "red delicious", it just tells you they're NPCs that will eat any fucking slop that gets marketed to them.
It's just chicken, how can they be shit? Overpriced, yeah - but shit? I dunno anon.
>It's just chicken, how can they be shit? Overpriced, yeah - but shit? I dunno anon.
this. restaurants that serve wings as their main thing feel egregiously expensive. best chicken wings i've had were so cheap they were practically free at a random bar
I used to love these until I realized I could just buy actually good chocolate and actually good peanut butter and just mix them myself
Not bad but Butterfinger mogs these by a country mile
Without pickles we wouldn't have pickle juice, which is a delicious ingredient.
please stop
Never put one inside your ass
Pickles are really salty
Salt is used to give people enemas
If you shove one inside your ass you will soon start shitting yourself and you won't be able to stop
And there will be cramps, I want to die levels of cramps, you may end up at the er
thanks homosexual
you're welcome queerface
Fuck off
pleb
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Homemade caramel corn is obviously better, but Cracker Jacks are actually pretty good. I like how dark and molassesy the caramel tastes.
only when you add real molasses to supplement the corn syrup that they use nowadays
somebody sold Cracker Jack at the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago. Poppycock was supposedly invented in the 1950s.
twizzlers
On the contrary, it's one of the small batch of McDonald's items worth getting. The nuggets are the real stain
Chicken Wings.
Everyone in this shithole is proud of it 'inventing' fried chicken wings.
But they suck. One of the worst ways to enjoy chicken.
I'll drink the shit outta some blue drank
Pretty sure this is just some industrial grade coolant.
i heard this is suposed to be paired with bottom shelf vodka
What color is it without the Blue 1?
Why the fuck did they need to pasteurize blue corn syrup water?
To keep people weak by stripping it of its vital nutrients. It's honestly not worth drinking blue raspberry drink unless you're getting it raw straight from the farmer.
trust me, you do NOT want to keep it alive
You can't get the sideways copyright symbol if it's not pasteurized.
cracker jack is alright but poppycock is the premium caramel nut popcorn. you can always find the tins liquidated at 50-80% after christmas
>Poppycock
Won't call it terrible but ham and eggs don't go together that well.
There ok when free at the bar.
they're better then Synders which are always burnt and don't have any salt on them just spots where salt once was
Why, my peanus weenus of course =)
Nanaimo bars. Fight me.
I refuse to believe anyone who like cheese by itself. It taste like fart.