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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Spork.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use a spork everyday.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blender/food processor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Knife may take longer than a blender but allows for more precise cuts. No true chef uses a blender

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ever heard of a smoothie moron?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Explain to me why you can't make a smoothie with a well-maintained knife
            >B...b...b...but how will I chop up the strawberries?!?
            Knife.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How do I chop the yoghurt?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Freeze it then use your knife.

                Protip: if the frozen yogurt is too cold it will be harder to cut.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Easy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically have two. One large one smaller. You have to have man strength to use it. I wouldn’t expect your mother to be able to cook with it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how do you make hollandaise with a knife?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Put the ingredients in a bowl and mix them together? A whisk is preferred in this scenario, but you can use a knife as well. No food processor necessary

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whisk+metal bowl over pot of boiling water. Are you really making hollandaise in a blender? Wtf is wrong with you?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My old chef made it, and taught me to make it, directly on the burner instead of using the water bath. It works of course but goddamn do you have to pay attention.
              I never had to do it but he told me you can save the sauce if it's getting too hot by keeping an icecube nearby to toss in.
              Would have been a lot easier to just use the waterbath. I guess he was just old school. He had worked as a chef in a number of 3-star places before opening a place of his own.

              These make sense when you imagine them being primarily used by old ladies with arthritis and parkinsons making 3000 kilos of spice mixes for the entire region a day.

              Yeah, this is true for a lot of these tools.
              Picrel is kinda stupid if you're just eating a couple apples a week but if you're processing a decent harvest for cider or preserves etc. it starts making a lot of sense and saving a lot of time and hassle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you really making hollandaise in a blender? Wtf is wrong with you?
              it works better than you'd think

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No true chef uses a blender
          Yeah, there's not a restaurant on the planet where you'd ever find a Thermomix or Paco Jet.
          moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tell me you've never worked in a kitchen without telling me you've never worked in a kitchen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you need something cut so finely that a blender gets you close, you may as well blend it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tf you talking about homie XDDDD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rage bait won't even get a mention

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Use a knife, homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made hazelnut butter with mine. Pretty delicious.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This does not look real, but why use this picture instead of a real picture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.amazon.com/WILDDIGIT-Capacity-Professional-Stainless-Nozzles/dp/B0BJCVXR1M

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That picture is not featured on my browser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A bit expensive for a literal caulking gun with custom tips but maybe it is because it is made out of stainless steel instead of aluminum.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lemon fricker is the best juicer hands down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just use your hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice butt plug

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid the movie jumanji came out and I loved it. We had one of these in the kitchen drawer and I used to play with it and call it the jumanji knife. I haven’t realized what it’s actual purpose was until right now cause I always just used it as a toy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lewd

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 chopsticks

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most kitchen "utensils" and "appliances" can be replaced with a simple and sharp knife. Ancient Chef secret the big corporations don't want you to know about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I cook bacon with a knife?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You heat the knife, then put the bacon on the flat side of the hot knife.
        Protip: bigger knifes work better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          knives

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What about them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      It is only when you need to do certain task often and the appliance that does that task dramatically reduces the time and/or effort needed to do the task, that you are justified for buying said appliance.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fork

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just ordered one of these and can’t wait, honestly. It won’t be a “slushy” but seems to put out reasonable fine shaved ice. I want an actual machine but they can get pricy if you’re looking for the real deal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mine was snoopy themed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those crushed ice rather than shaved. Shave ice has an entirely different and superior texture. If your shit crunches, the ice was crushed rather than shaved.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally ever utensil is a meme.
    >b-b-b-b-b-but I need my heckin kniferino!
    meme!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These make sense when you imagine them being primarily used by old ladies with arthritis and parkinsons making 3000 kilos of spice mixes for the entire region a day.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    instant is just as good

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a jerk.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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