ITT: Once In a lifetime foods

ITT: Once In a lifetime foods

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will never know the joy that was 90s/2000s microwave popcorn. It's still tasty and shitty for you, but it was incredible when they could pack the trans fats in without any worry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't the trans fat, that stuff tastes the same as cheap vegetable oil, mostly bland at best. It was probably the diacetyl to give it that buttery flavor which was removed in the later 2000s because it caused lung problems if inhaled.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you inhale your popcorn though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          HONGRY!!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Stupid people ruin things for everyone

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody was inhaling popcorn, it was the diacetyl fumes from it being heated that got inhaled. It was harming workers and one guy who ate popcorn every day ended up with lung damage too.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The fat bastard who got popcorn lung would deliberately inhale the fumes from the bag because he liked how fresh popcorn smelled lol. Also worth noting that the chemical that causes it is naturally occurring and is found in wine and butter for example, it's only dangerous when it's processed into an unnatural state and inhaled

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Any time you can smell anything, you are infact inhaling it. The number 1 indicator that your gas mask filter has failed is if you can smell stuff through it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why did you post a random dead person?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I banged her once back in the day, around the same time she was in that invisible people interview on yt. So I post her from time to time for fun

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So she's a once in a lifetime food.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                You had sex with a homeless ?
                How did that work?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                It was great. Right after, you can just drop her off wherever.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                How did you meet her?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Leftöver Crack show at C Squat

                how did she die?

                Choked in a ham sandwich.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                your responses dont add up
                i dont think you did banged her at all

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont think you did banged her at all
                I don't think you speaked English goodly a tall

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well at least I am not bragging about banging homeless chicks that I never even banged at all

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                das juss b/c u ghey frfr

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Choked in a ham sandwich
                People who live in glass houses...

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to read, Alexandre Dumbass. She lived in a ham sandwich. That's why she was homeless.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                A homeless person couldn't afford a ham house. Your story doesn't hold water.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Your story doesn't hold water.
                Neither did her ham sandwich house. That's how she choked

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                She wasn't hamless either

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Underrated insult anon I approve

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ok wtf I'm gone for a few hours and some moron starts impersonating me? Boards without poster ID are the absolute worst. I'm the anon who actually fricked her

                You had sex with a homeless ?
                How did that work?

                How did you meet her?

                We got talking and she more or less flat out offered me sex for compensation. I never got the impression it was her primary livelihood, but she definately did it from time to time. I think I was pretty decent looking back then so I guess that helped

                [...]
                [...]
                Did you eat her out?

                No, I used a few sheets of kleenex to wipe her down but I never stuck my face down there, would probably taste like a swamp or worse

                how did she die?

                Don't know for sure, I didn't stay in touch with her. But I would guess it was related to drugs in some manner. She died in 2015 (born 1989) if that's of interest

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                how did she die?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                So she's a once in a lifetime food.

                https://i.imgur.com/fEVl7C1.jpeg

                Did you eat her out?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          literally everyone put their face over the bag when opening it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in the US in the early 90s. One of the few cereals I liked was Olympic Cheerios. It had gold, silver and bronze Os and they did each taste slightly differently. Gold was sweetened with honey, silver was lightly dusted in powdered sugar and bronze was maple and brown sugar. Together, they were delicious without being too motherfricking sweet, which was my main issue with many other cereals (frick you, Cap'n).
      No other Cheerios comes close to how delicious they were. I now live in the US as an adult (who's going to/hosting a cookout later?) and all these newfangled Cheerios are poopshits in comparison.
      Another thing I never got to try because I'm not a hundred years old is Ansault pear. Pears are my favourite fruit and it makes me sad to think I'll never taste what is supposedly the best variety of pear to have ever existed. And plums are my second favourite and, in fact, they sometimes swap with pear for the number 1 spot. Anyway, Murray plums are extinct and I'll never try one. : (

      That's another thing. When we lived in America, there were these packs of multicoloured microwave popcorn. Bright pink, atomic blue, radioactive orange, biohazard green. That sort of thing. I never had them, but I remember kids popping them at their houses when we were over there to rip each others spines out in Mortal Kombat or yoga fire a motherfricker to death in SFII. They'd eat the popcorn and think I'm just the weird foreign kid who didn't want to eat things like that, which I guess is right.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's weird how a fruit tree can go extinct. There's gotta be someone with an ansault pear tree in their yard who just never got the news. Although I've had a peach tree and a pear tree in my yard for years and not a single pit or seed has ever just started growing another tree so honestly they're kind of shitty at reproducing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm that Anon.
          My peaches come in every year except this one. We had a warm winter so they started to come in early then a bad Friday killed them all off and there are no peaches now that it's summer. As for reproducing, peach seeds do better when removed from the pit.
          idky your pears don't grow. I've germinated many a pear seed but I've nowhere to plant them since the house came with two peaches and a mulberry when I bought it and my backgarden is only 16ft×16ft/5ish-m2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Trans fats aren't even bad for you. It's yet another mistaken Americanism. It's so weird, there's a huge industry and obsession with "eating healthy" in America and so theey always find some new target to vilify and it's never the reason they all continue to be fat and unhappy to this day.

      None of this comes into focus until you get out of that continent and realize the outside world is thin, healthy, doesn't get cancer or heart disease, and is still eating all the "evil foods" including fried stuff with trans fats and shortening.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Trans fats aren't even bad for you.
        Naturally occuring trans fats don't seem to be bad for you. The kind produced when vegetable oil is being hydrogenated clogs your arteries quite horribly.

        My guess is it's due to vegetable shortening having a melting point that's higher than your body temperature. That means the fat doesn't melt in your body like others and accumulates more easily.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Could we PLEASE stop with the bullshit myth that fat is somehow transfered from your diet directly into the blood stream? That's not how it works at all.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then why did vegetable shortening cause heart disease and clogged arteries worse than almost anything else due to its high artificial trans fat content? It had to be getting into your bloodstream somehow.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            shut ur pc down
            its time to kys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So I just sauna. Got it. Thanks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Trans fats aren't even bad for you
        Yeah sure

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The industry that’s obsessed with “eating healthy” is more obsessed with looking for something to demonize to use as an advertising campaign. If they can convince you trans fats are bad, or hfcs, or gluten, or whatever, then they can market you a ton of shitty products that don’t have to actually be healthy or even taste good, just not have the offending ingredient. You don’t care because they’ve sold you the lie that you’re eating healthy because it doesn’t have the “bad thing”. Deep down you know that eating healthy is more complicated than this, that a balanced diet requires monitoring of protein, carbohydrate, fiber, etc intake and overall caloric content. But you don’t care and ignore the cognitive dissonance because they’ve sold you the lie, you can eat this macaroni and cheese for dinner. It’s healthy because it’s gluten free! Or it doesn’t have trans fats! Who cares that it’s devoid of protein and fiber and is just a huge bomb of carbohydrates and salt. It’s healthy!

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >If they can convince you trans fats are bad,
          The government made food with artificial trans fat illegal unless it was below a certain level because it was PROVEN TO BE KILLING PEOPLE.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            spooooooky

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              What is that? Butter or margarine?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Like the vaccine?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, they made it illegal to eat too much of the vaccine because it killed people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so I'm not crazy that microwave popcorn doesn't taste as good as it used to?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What was the name of the popcorn that tasted like candy and was sweet. It was regular microwave popcorn but very good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's kettle corn and it still exists.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When prepared incorrectly, it really is once-in-a-lifetime

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I get your joke but for real I had fugu and i don’t get the hype. It was good but people make it up like it’s this amazing life changing shit. It’s actually super light and doesn’t have a very strong flavor. You get a bit of a tingling sensation in your lips but otherwise it’s an expensive overhyped bland fish

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Water flowing underground

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Water flowing underground

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Maybe throw them both into a woodchipper, then a dumpster

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your so cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what about his so cool?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wrong.
      just wait 39 more years and stand on the opposite side.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >wrong
        but it says youre 12 right there

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I raise you Shrek waffles that had printing on them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >donkey approved

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it was an afro donkey if I remember correctly

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              He was a DOC is what I am saying

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous
  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    when white culture meant something..... the West has fallen

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    iirc they had the same kind of cheerios for the 1996 olympics that came with silver memorial coins inside

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well, to be fair, ANY sugary boxed cereal promotion could be considered "Once in a lifetime"
    >pic
    >"Hope in the bottom of every box!"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 or 3 more sequels are coming out, there's still a chance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm overcome with impure thoughts whenever I see this tiger.
      Every trip to the store is a trial.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The most well known ones are those Nintendo branded cereals every kid wanted but tasted like absolute ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I liked em

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Same as it ever was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had a box of these back then in my one bedroom apartment that cost 250 USD per month.
    It wasnt even in that bad a neighborhood.
    It would cost six times that now. The price of cheerios is just about the same

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally had a Zoomer (born after 2000) talk to me and she didn't know how big a deal the year 2000 was. In 3 and half years time Culinaly will have Alpha's born after 2010 shitting up the place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy. People still say party like it's 1999.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You mom parties like its 1999

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He looks so much like his mom. Damn.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I would know his mom in the bicleical way

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          his mom looks like a freak (the good kind.)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a girl born in 2005 a few months ago, I'm 30. I've sorta figured out I can't date a girl who doesn't remember 9/11 or the original Pepsi Blue

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You dated a 19 year old at 30? That's pretty fricking weird dude. How was it not obvious from the start that you weren't going to have anything in common with her?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We did have things in common, but whenever we talked about things from when I was younger, it was kinda like I was talking to my nieces. She grew up with smartphones, she doesn't know what it was like to not have a 24/7 quasi-worldwide internet access.
          And she was 18 actually. And the furthest it went was a hug. She was definitely DTF and I assume she was hurt by me not making a move on her even though she gave me obvious opportunities. I didn't do anything my mother and sister wouldn't have been proud of.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What if they would have wanted you to smash?

            >I wanted to be an aunt 🙁

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I wanted to be an aunt 🙁
              I definitely don't wanna be baby trapped, I'm definitely not responsible enough to raise a child (neither does she)
              If you're really her older sister, tell her dressing as a clown is kinda weird and she made me bad trip when she sent that pic. Also tell her I'm sorry cause I'm not strong enough to do it myself.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >30yr old not responsible for a child 'dates' 18yr olds that he can't even get past first base with
                So you're a manchild.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >We did have things in common
            That's pretty embarrassing for you man
            >And the furthest it went was a hug
            Oh, so you didn't actually date her, you just thought about it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Front hugging in pretty intimate anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >le what do you have in common with her redditor-tier response
              Not him but you sound like a jealous zoomer incel lmao women are morons at all ages, having anything in common with a woman at any age is cringe so you might as well get one with a perfect body and low body count, and since zoomer boys don't even talk to women that's more young pussy for millennial-chads (and gen-x chads!) 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >calls anon an incel
                >makes an incel rant

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >19 yo: I consent
                >39 yo: I consent
                >(You): Umm is there someone you forgot to ask..??? I don't!

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >having anything in common with a woman at any age is cringe
                ...reading? Liking the same bands? Watching movies? Enjoying the company of each other? Sex? Cooking? Drinking water. Breathing oxygen.
                Anon you're moronic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How is it weird when people accept every old man celeb in the world doing it, consistently? They even put babies in them.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. It was not al throught all human history. Your recent trend of puritanicalism when it comes to two consenting adults is what's really weird and unnerving

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        My girl is 22, and it was weird talking to her mum about 9/11, the 1998 eclipse and the 7/7 London underground attack.

        I literally had a Zoomer (born after 2000) talk to me and she didn't know how big a deal the year 2000 was. In 3 and half years time Culinaly will have Alpha's born after 2010 shitting up the place.

        It's crazy. People still say party like it's 1999.

        Zoomers are OBSESSED with 90s and 'y2k'. All the music videos bang on about it, especially charlie xcx, and my gf and her gay(literally gay/non binary) friends all dress in their quirky 'y2k' styles yet were barely alive or born yet to remember it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i graduated high school in 2000 and it was not a big deal. the turn of the millennium doesn't make my top 40 list of memorable/important events during my lifetime.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What does?
        t. 21st-century zoomer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think they are not already here?
      Did you give a frick about the age requirement here?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really do miss 99/2000. You could actually dream of a future back then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go back.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > not
        I rolled over

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        noooo my files are all gone!!!

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CPFG3Ph.jpeg

        I really do miss 99/2000. You could actually dream of a future back then.

        Shuttup zoomer, you don't know shit. Go listen to more charlie xcx.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OMASPfy.jpeg

      I want to go back.

      I had windows ME
      I was getting laid all the time
      I was at the gym with friends every day
      Went snowboarding all the time
      Had a huge music collection thanks to Napster and Limewire
      Had that dial up modem that sounded like donkeys off in the distance.
      Had a 500 dollar car and if it gave me trouble I would just buy another one

      I miss those Y2K

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I remember these. Probably a huge failure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dame, I forgot these existed. When did they stop making these, 15 years ago?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      SPHERICAL

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good buttplugs

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking forgot about these. When were these discontinued? About 2010 or 2012?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    No idea why my mom bought so much of this.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it could be pretty tasty.
      What I don't get is how these limited editions work finacially. Looking at these pieces it seems like needing quite an investment to be able to produce those. To get the shape and then add these patterns it looks like you would need several new machines and change the whole production cycle.
      How could it be vialble to then after a short time remove those again? Or how would you get the patterns onto those pieces?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing you would just need to make new molds and I'm sure the machines can handle extruding slightly different mixtures of what is ultimately pulverized grain with flavoring

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It’s basically just changing the die, it’s similar to a pasta extruder. The rest of the machinery is the same and only the die changes so it’s really not that expensive. Couple hundred bucks to cast a new die? Maybe a bit more? Peanuts in the grand scheme of selling 500,000+ boxes of cheerios or whatever

          What is that? Butter or margarine?

          Margarine, the home of trans fats

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Never got the cereal, but we did get the PC game and some of the toys from McDonalds. Still love the movie to this day.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cereals give me diarrhea.

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    They say glass is better than the plastic bottles that are out now.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They fricking WERE. iirc there was a bright orange carrot one too? God these were the shit when I was in middle school, like 1997 or so?

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I remember tossing them up in the air and trying to catch them in my mouth like in the commercials but just spilling them all over the floor

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can still buy these
      walmart has them

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >remembering the commercial for Marshmallow Blasted Froot Loops 2s airing on Saturday mornings.

    We actually go it too, the year 2000 coming along was seen as a new beginning.
    Then 2001 happened

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    man i hate modern design
    seeing these old food logos and packaging makes me nostalgic for back then
    even back then i thought they were nice
    same with computer stuff
    websites and UI needs to go back
    im tired of flat design

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    these lasted like a year because they made people humorously and violently shart themselves.

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