ITT Things only a fricking asshole would say. >I'll have one "yee-ros" please

ITT Things only a fricking butthole would say
>I'll have one "yee-ros" please

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a greek taco

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like Turkish Steak-ummms. (Actual gyros are made of pork.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pork
        >Not lamb
        Can we get a fricking Grecogay to b***h slap this frick with an orzo spoon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gyros in Greece are pork, stupid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But all food comes to the USA to be perfected.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah most gyro places around here are ran by Arabs so they remove the pork. Either that or chain restaurants make it beef or lamb to make it kosher.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still seething huh

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Things only a fricking butthole would say
    >I'll have one "yee-ros" please
    butthurt turkroach detected

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill have one jiro please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean one Jiros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean nightmare of ass rape

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only one nightmare? trye fifteen years of nightmare rolling rice and ass rape

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >help yourself to a Jat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jat: singular
      Jatz: plural
      Huh.
      Everyday on this board I learn something new and exciting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO because Jatz isn't plural and Jat isn't a thing.

        The correct speakance is "I'll have one Jatz please" or "I ate a whole bag of Jatzes"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ITT Things only a fricking butthole would say

          >The correct speakance is "I'll have one Jatz please" or "I ate a whole bag of Jatzes"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I saw the Jatz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theyre savoys butthole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've just about had it up to my balls with Melbournians right now. got a new coworker who lives in Melbz and travels to Sydney a few days each a month to work in the office and he flat-out refuses to enjoy any coffee anywhere in NSW. what an absolute whank. also it's JATZ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anyone whos that pretentious about coffee is putting it on, theres no cafe in melbourne that does coffee better than any mccafe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's only just starting to occur to me how popular savory biscuits are in this country

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but anon, are there any other kind?

        also Pizza Shapes are just plain dumb delicious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I personally thought the new recipe shapes were good. It’s a shame they phased them out

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *raises paw*
    I'll have what SHE'S having!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad said this to me one Sunday morning in high school wen I had my gf over the night before...
      he didn't raise his paw though

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think gyro like in gyroscope sounds cooler.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but in Greece gyroscope is pronounced yeeroscope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I listen to motown music I yeerate my hips

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say euro and no one corrects me so I guess it’s correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's only because the people who work there are dead inside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait isn't that how you're supposed to say it?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gimme one of them pita bread sammiches

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it varies by region. In New York it's always jy-roh but I went to a place in DC and they corrected me to yee-roh

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Pepsi okay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get bacon, egg, and cheese on a *small inhale* craw-sohn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >craw-sohn
        That's not how it's pronounced, tho. It's kwah-sohn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I though it was kwah-s'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The N is barely there but it's there. Like U in tbh. It's imperceptible to some people but I guarantee you, both sounds are there.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kwah-s'hgn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely the frick not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone in human history ever uttered the phrase "Is Coke okay?" I think a Coke drinker could easily change his mind if the restaurant only has Pepsi, but a Pepsi drinker would never care even if he personally prefers Pepsi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Coke and strongly prefer Pepsi to the point where if a place has Coke but no Pepsi, I'll get something else entirely. All this is moot, though, since I rarely drink soda to begin with.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are your feelings regarding Dr. Pepper

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's my go to in lieu of Pepsi. Again, I don't drink soda much, tho.
            Also, I keep getting free samples of new Coke products and I try them and they're always always always even worse than the OG. I wish they'd give me new Pepsi stuff. I've not seen it in a while, but lemon Pepsi was delicious. So was coffee Pepsi. Coffee Coke was the most vile shit I've ever tasted, even worse than chinotto.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Doner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *donair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do Nair, please. Turks have really hairy butts.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fettuccine alla Ventricina Spinaci e Olive e Carciofi con Pesto della Nonna e fetta di Portebello con un filo di Lime condita con Pecorino e Parmigiano Reggiano, €15
    >Olive and Artichoke Ventricina Pesto Fettucine, $17.35 + 20% mandatory gratuity= $20.82

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in need of a yee-ro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a singular is a gyros, plural.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get tested and stop bothering normal people

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be saying kruh-sawnt and I will still be served, because the world bows to American men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you're not a man and too short to bow to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait until I say jallapeeno and make the southerners kneel to me as well
        Americans are gods on this earth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I say japaleenie and I don't care if anyone kneels to me. My superiority is to such a degree that I am wholly unmotivated by the actions of my lessers. Were you actually of my caliber, you'd feel the same.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mmmm. Oh wow

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity
    Moons over My Hammy
    McGriddles -plural when ordering a singular sammich

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pha instead of pho as the spelling is. It's a fricking transliteration so spell it that way. If it's spelled pho then I'll pronunce it that way instead of namby homosexual ass pha.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "o" can be said as "ah"
      think the word "on"
      now use ur mouth voice to do the "o" in "on" and use it on "pho"
      feel me?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its actually more of an "uh" sound
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C6%A0
        different letter

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waitress: what kind of eggs do you want
    >me: oooo, over easy please!
    >waitress: scrambled or fried...
    >her face when
    I was so ashamed as it was a small restaurant (really small, like 7 or 8 tables small) and everyone heard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not doubling down, calling her a wagie, and shitting your pants
      fake story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's doesn't seem fake at all, who the frick goes into some restaurant especially some diner and needs to know their fricking stupid lingo?
        It's like some moron deli joints in nyc where only idiots order by name instead of number.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Over easy or other words for eggs isn't some esoteric lingo. That's like saying that medium rare for steak is something waiters wouldn't know what it meant.

          Ordering by number is a preference at some places but some are the other way around. You should expect the staff to at least know what the dish is when you name it instead of staring at you like an idiot and spend a minute looking at the menu that's right behind them to figure out what you ordered. If it's your first time there you can't know if they prefer number or name.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but when someone goes into a joint and says, hey man I want the "paul newman" or whatever it points it out as some kind of tourist or a homosexual.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gimmie a turkey with provolone with a slice of tomato on rye you wench and hurry it up!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Things only OP would say
    >I'm gay

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAI-roe, motherfricker. JAI-roe! SAY IT!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one yee-roh please
    >frick off with thees "yee-roh," thees is Amerrica, in Amerrica eets cold "Jy-roh"
    That shitskin was fricking based.
    This is America, we say JY-roh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me and a shitskin selling me a gyro, I thought it seemed apparent enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not based. Browns who can’t speak English telling you to mispronounce a Greek word while selling you Greek food are laughing at how stupid you are while counting your money.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He obviously has, or had, a better grasp on English than you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shitskin tells you to frick off
          >you call him based on Culinaly
          youre not white. you cant call someone a shitskin if youre not white.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He told me to act white when I was acting Foreign, he set me straight in my youth, and I'll always appreciate him for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not pronounced that way and he was probably some Arab who makes them shitty anyway. Frickin lame pricks don't even eat pork.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me living in a top 10 largest us city
    >gyro food truck frequents the part of town I frequently drink in
    >I strongly disapprove of food trucks for many, many reasons and think their proprietors should be put to death
    >one night the entirety of my group except me wants a gyro
    >frick it I am actually hungry
    >acquaintance tries to hype them up to me, "all the guys in the truck are actually from Greece"
    >as we get closer I can hear the guy in the window using a vague, definitely hammed up "foreign" accent
    >unmistakable spanish being spoken by the two dudes making the food
    >order my food in spanish, guy at the window also immediately flips into spanish

    super salty and with a whisper of tzatziki on it, all for $18

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One can always tell a tourist trap when the joint has celebrity pictures on the walls. Always.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which two do I order?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a strong contender for sure

        None of the above. Save your money and get something from a local joint. That looks like hotel menu designed for soccer moms.

        there are no other Greek places anywhere nearby anon, Zeus Street is my only option.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the above. Save your money and get something from a local joint. That looks like hotel menu designed for soccer moms.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can we get a "NOOO YOU HAVE TO DO LE LOCAL HOLE IN THE WALL STAFFED BY AUTHENTIC OLD COUNTRY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS" soyjak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Greekamole
      Nothing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have fun with avocados? Do tell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We all know what that kinky b***h is doing with those 'cados. That's illegal in some states and should made into some lifetime movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aww. yee.

      it's happening

      >captcha: wank2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 pitas plus fries
        Big dog's gotta eat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm probably overdoing it but I want to try everything and then I saw they had zucchini fries and COME AHN. at least I didn't buy a soda or aioli or any add-ons. I have mayo, that'll do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=6PGTTo_qKnvflOu1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ambrosia or stavros.
      anythink with tzaziki

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try those next. Today I got:

        https://i.imgur.com/Pp9HJOV.png

        aww. yee.

        it's happening

        >captcha: wank2

        https://i.imgur.com/pb7zwz1.jpeg

        yum. frick this is too much food ':|

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pulled mushroom
      do veghomosexuals really???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        restaurants are allowed to have a little fun with their menus anon. calm your horses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and im allowed to shit all over it so you fricking hold your horses when I"M talking you homosexual b***h estrogenladen soyboy b***h

          • 2 weeks ago
            Warning: Blog Post Within

            You know what? I like you anon. You're miserable as frick and you're an angsty little dickfrick but you're alright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sick of having to say shit like “May I have the Blazing Brisket Chicky Boom Boom Hammy Sammy Bang Bus, please”?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh please anon this is not something that actually happens to you. the worst thing I've ever had to order is a "Baconator". what a horrible fricking megnu item.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is. I live in a coastie city and all the hip young people restaurants have ridiculously named menu items.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well pretend you're a mute and just point. probably score some free tendies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't believe you.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's pronounced "euro" or whatever but I just say gyro like gyroscope because everyone knows what it means.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yum. frick this is too much food ':|

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone vomited into a soft taco. Pass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was delicious anon. I would have shared with you you know.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually the sound is more like halfway between hard g and a y sound

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Regionally. Mainland Greeks think we're weird for always pronouncing γ as a g/h/y sound.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a donair

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "and a soda, please."

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gyros are just tacos for homosexuals (Greeks)

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because that is a doner. Gyros is made with pork primarily, and sometimes chicken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This pork gyro conspiracy theory is seriously blowing my tiny burger mind.
      >Doner kebab consists of lamb, beef, or chicken; however, a variation with pork prevailed in Greece. At first in Greece, the gyros were called doner (or doner kebab), but in the early 1970s, the Greek term “gyros” (from the Greek word γύρος gyros, ‘circle’ or ‘turn’) was adopted.
      I can't believe I've been enjoying the halal version for decades without knowing this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair not even Le Diaspora seems to know this, they are thoroughly cucked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Le Diaspora
          A bunch of football hollagans? frick em they have no chance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Greek gyros are great, a very different experience to the islamic version. I've never been able to effectively emulate it at home - subbing the spit pork for souvlaki gives something similar, but misses out on some of the greasy pork fat flavour.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair not even Le Diaspora seems to know this, they are thoroughly cucked.

          This thread made me seek out a Greek place that had pork gyros on the menu.
          I can't believe I've been missing out on this for so long

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can I get uhhhhhhhh

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I like my steak rare. Still moo-ing

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one Gram cracker please

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i post on Culinaly

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do ALL gryo places have lamb that look like it was cut from cardboard? the long even strips. that's not right, or is it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most gyro meat is a meat slurry formed into big cones to fit on the rotating gyro grills. It’s a processed meat product that comes frozen from food suppliers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would you know where what place I can look for for the real stuff? that gray meat slap looks so gross

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's sausage anon and it's frickenne delicious

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most places offer kebab or souvlaki meat which is whole cubes of skewered meat. Get that instead of the gyro or shawarma meat which is the processed meat shaved from the cone.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you say it if not for yeer os?

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