ITT we list the few things salt does not improve

Milk

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More salt

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee.
    >umm ACTUALLY--
    No. It doesn't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tea as well then. And beer, wienertails, pretty much most drinks then.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about margaritas?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't drink all that much but I went to margaritaville and the jimmy margarita was probably the best thing i ever drank in my life, with that salt it tasted like the beach

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds fricking awful

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is definitely not for everyone but man it was good, i do love salt though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about them? you don't put the salt into the margarita.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you want like literally three grains of kosher salt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Room for cream and sugar?
        >NO, I drink my coffee with salt...
        Blackchads what is our response?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the vinegar. Coffee with vinegar and salt > coffee with cream and sugar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It does when using Folgers or Maxwell House

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i could live off salt, milk and oatmeal.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is salted butter and cheeses

    salt does improve 'milk'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      butter and cheese is not milk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally the same thing because both are made of proteins and molecules

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          butter is fat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So is your mother.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my mother is not butter

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She eats enough of it that she might as well be.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >butter is fat
            it also consists of water and proteins and other things you have to cook off to make it brown or ghee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salt plus olive oil on vanilla ice cream is top tier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >olive oil on vanilla ice cream

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's really good, just try it. Use a decent quality olive oil though, no Italian mafia made half lamp oil garbage.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do I get good olive oil? in burgerland

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't enjoy salty milk and coins

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >make dishes with "healthy as recommended by health professionals" amount of salt
    >food is ok
    >make same dishes but with "unhealthy" amounts of salt
    >food is delicious
    Why is this anons?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are lying to you.
      I fell for the "MSG makes everything taste amazing" meme. It's a shitty salt substitute that doesn't even approach half of the flavor enhancement profile created by salt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you will literally die without salt. Muscles cannot contract without sodium. Nervous system cannot work without sodium. Your heart will stop beating and you will die. This love for SALT is baked into all living animals. Thats why cows will lick giant blocks of salt and even bees love it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cows will lick giant blocks of salt
        They'll drink antifreeze too, so what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salt isn't bad for you unless you have underlying serious medical conditions like CCF, only the US believes that sodium is the devil. gives them something to point at instead of the HFCS industry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      consider the recommended amount is for sodium while salt is sodium chloride NaCl, meaning 1 molecule of Sodium and 1 molecule of chloride, and on top of this they have different weights. So, let's say, 10g of salt (NaCl) will be more like 4g of sodium (Na) and 6g of chloride (Cl).
      But yeah as other anons said, you literally NEED it, it's one of the most important components of your entire body and you need large quantities of it, make sure you consuming enough potassium as well, as they're substances that go hand in hand and regulate each other, so if you get a lot of both you will be fine.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    papercuts

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My own cum and feces.
    Lemons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For how long have you been in the habit of consuming your own cum and feces?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sushi

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salt improves milk when you add coins.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salt

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salted milk tea is pretty good.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jello

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All salt? Like Monosodium glutamate? Or just basic sodium/calcium chloride? Because I’m pretty sure MSG makes anything taste better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mixed a bunch of msg into some potato soup the other day and ruined it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh blueberries

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now I gotta try it to confirm.

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