ITT we predict the next meme food

seeing this shit everywhere now

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aids infested candy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot Cola beverages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is my first time seeing this but it sounds pretty good

      hot dr pepper with lemon is delicious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is. I normally eat it with ground beef and peas cooked with a bunch of gochujung paste.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Trader Joe’s version is vile, I don’t know if that’s what they’re supposed to taste like but those are sickly sweet with very little other flavor.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ze bugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is my first time seeing this but it sounds pretty good

      hot dr pepper with lemon is delicious

      Korean will never be popular I'm afraid.
      Stick to shilling the instant noodles, IMO

      Have you not been to a Korean chicken joint? They're popping up everywhere

      Idk anon im seeing more korean places not less over the past decade.

      Wowie chewy carbs in a vaguely Hispanicy sugar (if you're lucky) sauce would crush it in the israeliteSA

      Genuine question, are you guys flyovers? Korean food has been a thing here on the West coast for years. There are Korean grocery stores all throughout the city and Koreans fried chicken has displaced places like KFC. I've noticed that food trends seems to start on the coasts and slowly, over years, creep into the rest of the country.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Las Vegas, Nevada being a flyover
        >Alaska as a destination
        This map was made by a European

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Las Vegas is right next to LA, therefore people fly over it more than they land in it. It is impossible to fly over Alaska or Hawaii.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Worse
          A californian

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's even more glaring is all of New England as non-flyovers, as if anyone is going to fucking Maine or Vermont or New Hampshire. The only thing anyone cares about in the Northeast is NYC and maybe DC. Fucking Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania is 110% a flyover shithole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >“flyover”
        4 of the 5 busiest airports in the world are in “flyover” states. holy fuck, my man, time to leave the shelter of your bubble and see the rest of the world that he clearly passed you by

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >4 of the 5 busiest airports in the world are in “flyover” states.
          Yes, you fly over half of the state, sit in the airport for your connecting flight, then fly over the other half of the state. Those airports are busy because their locations are convenient for aerial traffic, not because the places they're located in are important.

          The busiest airport in the world is in fucking Georgia and I assure you, it's not because everyone is desperate to visit Atlanta.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The busiest airport in the world is in fucking Georgia and I assure you, it's not because everyone is desperate to visit Atlanta.
            NTA but I'm from allegedly-non-flyover New England, and ATL is rapidly growing while my whole region dies a slow unremarkable death. It's no LA but it's far from a backwater; turns out tasty food, sun, affordable living, and thriving corporate sectors appeal to a wide demographic. Who knew?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >NTA
              Back to r*ddit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA has a different meaning here, anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are you guys flyovers?
        Kek
        But to the point, next big thing will probably be Korean/Chinese infusion hot pot places. They all but replaced the traditional buffet places on the coasts. I can see them taking over the next few years, considering you can pay a flat $30-$50 and eat til you can't any longer. The meme is you cook your own food

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know you really want hotpot to be a hit globally, but there's something very important you are not understanding: western people don't want to cook their own food, that's why they go out to eat at restaurants. They want to be SERVED. They don't want to be doing the work. They want SERVANTS.

          Sorry, hotpot is just not gonna work in the West. So sad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, hot pot is never going to be big in the west because it's exclusively a group activity. Having to put together a group of at least 4 when everyone is working overtime is not easy, the restaurants can't cash on uber eats and all that, and it's harder to record on the food blogger format of people eating by themselves and posting cute instagram pictures. It's not impossible, it's just harder.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you keep posting this shit everywhere as if "flyover states" is a genuine way to organize regional cuisines but it's not, it's fucking retarded. it's easily the stupidest way to split up regional American cuisine I've ever fucking seen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ive moved around a lot. New england mostly. Settled in the midwest a couple years ago just outside indianapolis.
        But yeah your map is retarded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My oath,these bugs are tops with butter

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Korean will never be popular I'm afraid.
    Stick to shilling the instant noodles, IMO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not been to a Korean chicken joint? They're popping up everywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes many years ago when that was a new thing, but now there's too many, they are way overpriced, and have very few customers. Greed ruins everything.

        • 1 month ago
          Bedeviled Egg

          Idk anon im seeing more korean places not less over the past decade.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            same here. korean fried chicken seems like it's still a thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh
      >kimchi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no the sauerkraut's red! Oh my stars!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So its just red sauerkraut with chilli?
          >NOOOO it's special. It also has shrimp paste!
          Oh ok, gross. Hard pass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ewww mommy why are there icky vegetables on my plate

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this isnt a meme. the chinese eat a lot of rice rolls.and these koreans are like souless chinese people.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yuck

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are those jelly noodles?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_noodle_roll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me a good long dim sum nood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuckin' A, cheung fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An empty plate covered in crumbs?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably yet another chili paste or oil but with a different asian name

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wowie chewy carbs in a vaguely Hispanicy sugar (if you're lucky) sauce would crush it in the israeliteSA

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Steam kettle cooking will be the next trend.

    The usual hipster eatery affair of artificial red brick walls, cocktails served in mason jars, craft ales on tap etc. What makes these places different is the open face kitchen festooned within a network of complicated piping used to transfer steam to individual cooking appliences. Very "steampunk". Very hip

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not predicting it in the slightest, but the alcohol free bars. They serve up alcohol free cocktails for the same price as normal cocktails kek... theyre somewhat popular in NYC. Given how little zoomers drink and that people will pay any price for total shit, I can see these getting traction in medium to major cities across the the country

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not just zoomers but folks that are trying to quit or got too many DUIs. there's a market for that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      virgin strawberry dacyries are basically what happens if a giant snowcone has a baby with a giant milkshake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They opened one in Columbus, Ohio and it’s already closed. Places for sober people already exist, coffee shops. I think this will work only in the biggest cities like NYC.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope its Feijoada

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brazilian cuisine is still relatively unknown around here so maybe

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mochi
    I look forward to all the reports of retards losing fingers because they started pounding too fast with too little practice

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what you do: you take a known basicingredient or condiment or sauce or whatever. Then you find out what they call that thing in whatever third world shithole or exotic asian country or whatever is trending on major travel social media. Then you rename that thing to what it's called in said country and charge a juicy markup for it.

    It's not garlic mayo, it's "aioli"
    It's not BBQ sauce, it's "gochujang"
    It's not hot sauce, it's "sriracha"
    So because we use the fancy name, we have to charge you 100% more, so sorry, very expensive to import you understand, specialized chef training and such

    My money is on some kind of pancake/flatbread getting rebranded. Again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not BBQ sauce, it's "gochujang"
      how is a Hispanicy, fermented bean paste the same as bbq sauce? retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is a question that demands a long explanation on the nature of what true BBQ really is and is the subject has been the matter of longstanding feuds between Memphis, Kansas City, and the state of Texas. It's the kind of thing that requires its own thread.
        But I'll give you the short answer: there's a BBQ equivalent and you're paying the hipster tax.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s like $4 for a tub that’ll last you months, how’s that a hipster tax?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, in the store. And for now, anyhow. But you go to snag something from a restaurant or a truck or a pop up AIDS kitchen or some such and you bet your ass you're paying a markup. Something along the lines of "Chorizo Street Tacos on Gluten-Free Tortillas with Roma Tomatos, Queso Fresco, and an Avocado Cilantro Crema"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I gotcha now. I had a taco that was Nashville hot chicken. It was good don’t get me wrong but $13 for two small tacos with fried chicken tenders in it? Wtf

              Main reason I cook at home

      • 1 month ago
        /unreal/ press

        People like you should be beaten repeatedly on the head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fuck off tripfag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My money is on you dying in a bathrub related electrical incident

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      western culinary culture is unironically being replaced by globalized homogenized slop. south korea is a globalist colony, which is why their brand of completely modern slop is being forced upon us and being treated like some kind of exotic treat. Adopting forign foods makes you more suspetible to their new-food agenda. You will not eat the bugs if your choice is plain bugs or prime rib. But you might if it's slathered in exotic gochujang! Its not part of some sinister agenda, it's just multicultural!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up you yammering fuckwad. Go eat McDonald's and worship your fast food slop while the rest of us eat actual food.

        Here's what you do: you take a known basicingredient or condiment or sauce or whatever. Then you find out what they call that thing in whatever third world shithole or exotic asian country or whatever is trending on major travel social media. Then you rename that thing to what it's called in said country and charge a juicy markup for it.

        It's not garlic mayo, it's "aioli"
        It's not BBQ sauce, it's "gochujang"
        It's not hot sauce, it's "sriracha"
        So because we use the fancy name, we have to charge you 100% more, so sorry, very expensive to import you understand, specialized chef training and such

        My money is on some kind of pancake/flatbread getting rebranded. Again.

        Look at this brainlet homosexual equating completely different ingredients. I swear, board tourists are the fucking worst. Go back to /LULZ/ or whatever little homosexual den you crawled out of and leave the cooking to adults

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not garlic mayo, it's "aioli"
      AIOLI IS NOT MAYO
      AIOLI DOES NOT HAVE EGGS
      IT IS AN EMULSIFICATION OF GARLIC AND OLIVE OIL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice try, shill. aioli is traditionally mayo with garlic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >aioli is traditionally mayo with garlic
          >traditionally
          Traditionally, it's an emulsification of garlic and olive oil. That's what the fucking name means.
          Some people fuck it up and make garlic mayo, but that's not what aioli is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah right as if you can make garlic mayo without mayo. unsure why you'd lie about something so simple. niggotry is afoot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're either trolling or retarded.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nagger spotted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why not both?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This guy gets it. Schrödingers Anon, trolling or retarded? The answer might surprise you(it wont).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Found the basic bitch.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tteokbokki is disgusting and sickeningly sweet, it's like spaghettios with giant noodles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >20% of daily vegetables

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    和牛ホルモン burger, I had one on my last trip to 新宿区 and it was heaven. Some Americans will have trouble mentally with it but as soon as some celebs are shown eating it it will be huge, mark my words. I made sure to give my compliments to the chef, along with a bow extending past my waist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      offal isn't going to get big here because it's not a rebranding of ingredients people already like, it's a highly divisive food that tastes repulsive to a lot of people. Liver isn't coming back in fashion either, no matter how hard banh mi joints tried.

      That being said, while fatsos are juicing Korean shit for all its worth, hotteok. It's literally just a cinnamon roll/brown sugar pop tart but in pancake form. Don't need to do shit to package it for American tastes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Liver isn't coming back in fashion either
        Eating Liver is alive and well over here in Germoney, so is eating Kidneys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >eating Kidneys
          wouldn't that give you kidney stones?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't new, the korean bbq place i go to serves them as a standard side. they're fine i guess but they're not anything crazy

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love tteokbokki but I have never seen it skewered like that. Also Trader Joe's is nothing BUT meme food.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >seeing this shit everywhere now
    It's already a meme then. Great prediction

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tteokbokki is good asshole. imagine being in korea and the people over there think freedom fries are meme food.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the trader joes ones are exceptionally mid

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Freeze dried candy is a big fad right now people makin bank reselling regular candy freeze dried on amazon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have a freeze dry place where I live, the candy is super aggressively marked up but they also freeze dry fucking everything. The freeze dried ice cream has a razor thin margin to it and is really really good.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thing but with added charcoal to make it pitch black
    The more incongruous and jarring, the better. Deep black ice cream was a big hit at the CNE this year.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these things if they aren't already

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >predict the next meme food

    Indian street food, but made by abiding to health codes and municipal laws. The videos of all the nasty shit they do over there has reached the normies.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, If the pattern from the last 20 years holds, It will be one of 2 things:
    Something commonplace in either a Eastern European or Asian nation, massively overpriced and done inauthentically, OR some simple and cheap food that due to "popularity" will now become expensive.
    Bonus points for requiring special cooking or serving tools.
    **Pumpkin Hispanice everything was an anomaly.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that's inexpensive and somewhat tasty
    That's how these food memes work it's all a conspiracy to rob poor people of anything remotely edible by making it popular with rich e celeb homosexuals and who than drive up the price making it inaccessible to poorfags.

    eventually any sort of food will be only available to the super rich

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This scenario is ideal. Poor and stupid people starving to death is optimal

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