I've got a big boobs coming over for dinner, how what is the most impresive thing i can make for like 30$ that doesnt involve pasta

I've got a big boobs coming over for dinner, how what is the most impresive thing i can make for like 30$ that doesnt involve pasta

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the most impresive thing i can make
    someone else do it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnocchi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too much like pasta

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greek salad with good bread and something chocolate for dessert

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    foccacia, caprese salad and a meat or fish dish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foccacia is a good idea, they make kits that make it easy for like 2-3 bucks.

      >fish
      That will break OP's $30 limit immediately when you consider sides and stuff. Fish is like $10+/lb, while fancy, will not be cheap enough for OP. He needs chicken at like $2-3/lb. OP can't even really afford beef at that limit for 2.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steamed hams

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make that b***h a hot dish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love hot dish

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That island table looks like a great way to base your head open when you slip. Whoever thought that was a good idea should be beaten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the shape of the state of Kentucky
      That’s why it looks gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oooooh, I'm stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kentucky is the least gay state. homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your cousin wearing your dead grandma's dress doesn't make it less gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would be more worried about cutting myself in half doing a drunken stumble where you have to catch yourself on something. And that something is a waist high jagged rock formation right by the goddamn refrigerator where the beer is presumably kept.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The person seated at the far left is really getting the schlong-dong.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do the proscuitto chicken wrap thingy
    Make a salad with hearts of palm, smoked oysters, some asiago or other hard cheese vinaigrette, served on endive quarters (don't forget to trim the ends) garnished with pimento, blue cheese crumbles, and some cracked pepper
    Make some traditional bruschetta except sub balsamic for like some pomegranate syrup gastrique and olive oil, you can also garnish the chickems with it, balsamic is passe
    Dessert is a simple pot au feu on chilled plates garnished with powdered sugar and some orange or grapefruit supremes and zest of said citrus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/@foodwishes/search?query=valentine

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eggs
    (she has to eat all of them)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plz no

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most impressive thing you could do is invite her over, and have her cook for you. Or at least have her play sous chef if you were doing all of this. Or have her pick you something up for you on the way to your house, assuming you're not picking her up. And if she just sits on the couch, or gets wasted and does nothing you know she's just good for a drill and that's about it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make arroz con leche as a dessert.
    Rice, cinnamon sticks, fake vanilla, evaporated milk and real milk.
    Look up the recipe.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steak frites. Get fajita steak from the local latin grocer and cook it like normal. The "fancy" part that'll have her slobbin on your goblin is the homemade sauce and plating

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salsa chicken with baked potato and broccoli, salad, and cheesecake

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how big?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever or whatever did that to that countertop should be shot. Is that some Canadians idea of a practical joke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the shape of the state of Kentucky
      That’s why it looks gay

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make a chicken curry with rice
    i don't know where these autistic homosexuals are coming up with bland time consuming bullshit

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shrimp or crawfish etouffe

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that shitty island Virginia??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably is. Look at the Virginia shaped thing on the far left side of the counter next to the refrigerator.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably is. Look at the Virginia shaped thing on the far left side of the counter next to the refrigerator.

      The entire photo is plastered with University of Kentucky merchandise, you rubes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The state shape is right for Kentucky, but where is the merchandise?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The decorative plate and candle holder on the right of the island, the towel on the rack, and what appear to be two decorative basketballs in glass cases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ARE YOU FRICKING BLIND?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. I see a possible state shaped piece of wood in a circle frame next to the refrigerator. And other than the shape of the bar that cuts stumble drunks in half, I don’t see anything to indicate what state the photo is from.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steak frites with a pan sauce and crème brûlée for dessert. Make the crème brûlée beforehand. Preferably 2 nights before, so you have time to make another batch when you frick up.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steak, potatoes, and asparagus. ive had many women say I make the beast steaks they ever had. its basic but easy to make taste really good

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shakshouka, with lots of feta. It sounds exotic and foreign, it looks exotic with the sunny side up egg in it, it tastes somewhat exotic with its blend of spices, but it's actually piss easy to make and dirt cheap to boot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of poorgay feeds a woman eggs for dinner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >exotic
      >exotic
      >exotic
      What hodunk backwoods shanty town are you from, none of that sounds exotic whatsoever.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken under a brick, lemon fondant potatoes, frisee salad with pears/apple slices and walnuts
    simple, classy, easy, and everything except the walnuts will be cheap
    if you're a real coCulinaly make some confit garlic and use it in a white wine pan sauce with the chicken pan

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of beans so she is forced to shit in your toilet

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken most likely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beat me to it, first thing I thought of after reading OP's request was Chef JP's Marry Me Chicken.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$ after numbers
    Women tend to prefer some frontal lobe development. Do the right thing and cancel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you met a woman in your life?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff her. With your dick you moron.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMO a simple stew, fresh baked bread, and a chocolate dessert (mousse or pudding)

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make pizza
    >dough
    >sauce
    >mozz
    >whatever toppings you can afford (just basil is fine too)

    though handicapping yourself by not doing pasta is an amateur move, b***hes love pasta

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chili garlic shrimp on the grill with cheese grits, baguette and butter, and lemony green beans.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're the reason women are choosing the Bear.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The way this was worded makes me think of this https://youtu.be/Bm2YGkCql24?si=TXvV2XSfcJnVMByR
    Which is ironic because whether or not OP is an actual Indian, this is very much a brown person post/thread

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry balsamic chicken thighs and potatoes in a single skillet brought to the table, blanched Asparagus as a vegetable, and paired with a Chardonnay. An extra fruity Pinot Noir if she likes red wines.

    For dessert, bake devils food cake half-full in a ramekin topped with chocolate mouse the rest of the way, and whip cream on top. Keep this hidden in the fridge. If you want to go extra fancy, heat up fudge ice cream topping to pour on top of the cake, then dish the mousse and whip cream.

    When she slides out of her panties thank me later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying this hard
      If this is a first date don’t do anything this elaborate because that’s a surefire way for the girl to be like “ummmmmm ok wtf” and it makes you look desperate. Keep it simple, don’t make some tryhard shit like this that will make your intentions CRYSTAL CLEAR that you’re just trying as hard as humanly possible to get laid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Trying hard with piss easy dinner and dessert
        What kind of a cook let are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never said it was difficult but the whole
          >in a single skillet brought to the table
          >hide the ramekin cake in the fridge because it’ll make you look so cool when you pull it out and pour warm fudge ice cream on it to be extra fancy
          So fricking gay, you might as well just get down on your knees and beg her “please please please suck my pee-pee look at this entire presentation I made for you oh god please”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, strap on the feedbag, or let her wander over to the trough for your minimalist presentation?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken Parmigiano, salad as a side.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donuts especially the big ass french crullers.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic of boobs?

    Do tacos or something that you have to make as you go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giving her something small to do is a good idea, even if its just chopping lettuce or grating something. That way its a shared experience but you're also doing 90% of the actual cooking

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a waste of granite

    Make pulled pork with some brioche buns

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100 boiled eggs and she has to eat all of them

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken breast with some kind of basic cheese sauce and green salad.
    dessert, get some vanilla ice cream, then make a sauce for it with good chocolate and cream get that on a double boiler (grate the chocolate, and save some of the grated chocolate to sprinkle on it) to make a hot ganache and serve the ice cream then pour over the chocolate & sprinkle it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make her cook and judge her skills

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    paella. it's super easy and pairs great with wine, ask her to pick up a nice loaf of bread to go with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great way to judge a woman. You'll know her intelligence level by the kind of bread she brings.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Veal, feed a cow a calf.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cook something awful. if she compliments it anyway then she likes you. these morons don't know how to play the game.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unfortunately, you're about 16 years too late there.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >oh no I can't provide anything except my body
    Most people have no problem bringing something over when invited for dinner. What kind of special Princessaree you?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a chef. Status is literally everything to women.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sashimi. just slice and serve easy peasy

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    short rib and polenta

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roast a chook of course

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