I've got a box of these. What should I do with them?

I've got a box of these. What should I do with them?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    toillet seat pranks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat it on dishes complimentary to ketchup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like on pizza and pasta?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw them at other cars

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cram each one up your ass

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell them online for $0.01 each with free shipping.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put them in your work lunchroom, they'll be gone by tomorrow

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it back jamal

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tape them to your butthole neighbor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tape them to your butthole, neighbor
      or
      >tape them to your butthole-neighbor

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to through drive thrus and ask if they need any ketchup.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put them in your backpack. Visit a woke bathroom stall. Extract all the free femine hygiene products in the male or unisex toilet. Apply the ketchup to said products and reinstall these into the dispenser. Flush the empty packets. Leave. Scan the headlines for the latest hate crime.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Litter them around your neighbourhood.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feed them to your cats. How many do you have these days about 60-70?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont feed tomato to cats moron homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont worry there is no tomato in there, only sugar and vinegar.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't tell if bait

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's this from again
      it was captain underpants? or i'm misremembering

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep captain underpants
        i haven't heard that name in years

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glue them to the tiles in your kitchen, make a little mosaic shrine to the heinz god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Behold! The Heinz God!
      Thou Shouldest erect the Shrine in His image.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a distant relative of the killer tomatoes, perhaps?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit them with a hammer.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cook stuff that requires ketchup.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suck em down like a vampire

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glue them to the inside of a cylinder and make a ketchup sex toy

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a ketchup bomb and leave it on your front

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand them out to those homeless panhandlers with the signs up that hang around intersections

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