I've literally never had beef steak. I live in a 3rd world shithole and it's too expensive.

I've literally never had beef steak. I live in a 3rd world shithole and it's too expensive. Please describe the experience of it so I can live vicariously through you

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will describe it to you, if you describe to me what it's like to have a beautiful woman's ass cheeks wrapped around your ears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when you jerk off to Mike Adriano's videos and imagine you're him doing it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the most pleasing and satisfying culinary experiences. You even feel great after eating a steak.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s as good as you can make it to be
      if you suck at cooking and are poor and brown
      you might not ever have a good one

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where do you live anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kazakhstan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you eat horse rectum anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only the muscular part of the anus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry kardesh, I would tell you to move here but things are equally as shitty in Turdgay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that where ghost recon 2 took place?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know but I had a dream about a ghost 2 nights ago does that count?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't you eat horse steak instead?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have to catch it first and I don't like to go outside

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you need to invoke the DNA of the great khan in you. The horde has rode through the plains and the warrior spirit is in all of you lol

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You in Canada?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. How come I didn't think of searching that?
      I still want you guys to tell me about it I am not giving up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it illegal or something? Why can't you get beef, even a small amount?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got minced beef once but it was plain and rubbery. Steak or other cuts of beef are ridiculously expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what meat have you eaten?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bird and horse

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Horse but more fat.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can you send me some? I will marry you as long as you are female. The point is I need nutrition and I don't want to go out and work

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is very similar to horse but like that other Anon said, it's got more fat
            The flavor of the fat is similar to butter from a grass-fed cow
            I'm trying to think of the most easy, satisfying things to make with universal ingredient that uses ground beef
            Can you get ketchup? I'd make a sloppy joe if you can get or make tomato ketchup

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I tried to make spaghetti with the minced beef and tomato paste it was extremely disgustong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You gotta start with a sofrito to make a good spaghetti sauce, sloppy joes are just onion, ketchup, sugar, water, salt, pepper, mustard, and Worcestershire sauce but you can use fish sauce or hot sauce
                Practice with horse meat until you have a recipe you know and like then try it with beef

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks I will. Have to trade my daughter for all those spices but I hope it's worth it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry that wasn't funny. I don't agree with sex trafficking

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's very unfortunate anon. I used to eat beef stakes at least 3 times per week. Nowadays I buy minced beef and I make meat patty's. Beef stakes are very nice and they make you feel good, healthy and strong but small parts stick between your teeth and its a bit of trouble to get them out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have many teeth so that's good

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most people here have not had beef either. you need to buy organic grass fed beef in order to know what it actually tastes like. those taste good if you can get a cut from a fatty part of the cow. anyways, i think lamb shanks are a much better tasting meat. can you get those in Kazakhstan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I had lamb two times. They taste like grass. Doesn't that beef taste like grass too? I'm not a fricking cow or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you probably just don't like the taste of meat. grass fed is always the best form of any meat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do that's why I always use propane

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I got minced beef once but it was plain and rubbery.
    >Yes I had lamb two times. They taste like grass.
    >I don't have many teeth so that's good
    Sounds like your food quality in your country is shit or you are just a poorgay who cannot afford quality food. From your last statement
    >I don't have many teeth so that's good
    I can conclude that you are surely a poorgay and maybe your country has also shitty food.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come to think of it, you could probably make killer sloppy joes or meatloaf with horse meat

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do your normal meals consist of? In America, many people eat steak everyday. I try to only eat steak twice a week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bird with horse and potato, potato is a luxury so it's mostly rice with sauce

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if not seasoned enough it tastes almost rancid especialy if eaten medium rare

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Over ate it.

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