I've tried every brand of frozen pizza and I have to say Screamin' Sicilian is the best

I've tried every brand of frozen pizza and I have to say Screamin' Sicilian is the best

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if that were true you could afford to pay for ad space

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get over it you fricking tard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the new barny gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >disliking shillposts is comparable to the schizo flooding threads over childrens shows

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Making up and blowing out of proportion minute dislikes in how things are being discussed then proceeding to sperg out about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            exactly how new are you moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why pay for something when you can get it for free?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like their pizza too anon 🙂

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had many different frozen pizzas and they've all sucked dick compared to the cheapest delivery pizza. they're never worth it and when you can get Domino's for like fricking seven or eight dollars, why the hell would you ever buy frozen pizza?
    if I can help it I'll never buy a frozen pizza again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Domino's for like fricking seven or eight dollars
      Oh my sweet summer child...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whats your problem gaylord?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is what a large pizza from dominos costs right now. even if you order when there's a sale and the pizza is actually only $8 it still comes out to over $15 because of the delivery fee and the tip so they don't spit on your next order.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >still comes out to over $15 because of the delivery fee
            no shit, you lazy fat homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's an eternal deal where 2 or more mediums or sides are $7 a piece. its cheaper to get 2 medium pizzas than one large. and never delivery because you get israelited on that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Screamin' Sicilian is 12", not 14.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so is my wiener

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your boyfriend is very lucky

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they are. So is my girlfriend and my wife and my wife's sister and father.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your boyfriend is very good at role-playing. Is he an actor?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No he's just a gay flaming homosexual like I am. Jealous much?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is he cute? Then very.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go pick it up yourself you fat piece of shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/yb0Vm4K.jpeg

              there's an eternal deal where 2 or more mediums or sides are $7 a piece. its cheaper to get 2 medium pizzas than one large. and never delivery because you get israelited on that.

              if I'm eating pizza it's because I am too lazy to cook. that means frozen or delivery. if i had the energy to drive out and pick up the pizza I could be eating literally anything else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if your so lazy, that you're going to subject yourself to either shitty pizza, or overpriced pizza, instead of driving 10 or 15 minutes to get decent pizza.
                you deserve the suffering you yet.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've not tried it since it's more expensive than domino's if it's not on sale. it's currently on sale at my grocery store, so maybe it's worth trying
    still, frozen pizza shouldn't be more than 5 bucks, and for me red baron is the best that's consistently at that price range. but even then if your grocery store makes fresh take and bake pizzas, those will be significantly better than frozen. even walmart's are good

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Sicilian screamin'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soycilian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't wait for the pizza to cool down before taking a bite. This is explained in the books

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these were on sale for less than the red barons so I got some this week: the supreme and the pepperoni. sauce is a bit too sweet and dough is a bit too soft. these are better than the kraft and sams choice pizzas but worse than everything else. without a sale price, you would have to be a complete idiot to buy these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sauce is a bit too sweet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes it’s noticeable if you aren’t obese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the face she makes to the fetus she aborted

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's no reason to make faces at an unwanted cluster of cells that was never animate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won't make any faces at you then

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they fricking suck. I bought one a single time when they came out. I'd rather eat cardboard. buy an ad like the schizo said or buy some taste buds if you actually enjoy this fricking trash.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is 100% THE WORST frozen pizza, even worse than Jack's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worse than Jack's
      Jack's is actually one of the best, the only thing that sucks is they're super tiny and a whole Jack's doesn't even fill up a child
      their Mexican pizza is the best in the business

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it’s Jack’s garlic cheese stick pizza. Better than any frozen competitor, better than any takeout competitor even.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jack's is only 900 or so calories per pie. An entree that leaves room for something light on the side.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Motor City Pizza co is the best frozen pizza and is way better than this slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unless they've changed the product,I would actually consider motor city to be as bad or worse than screaming shitshilling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Motor City Pizza co is the best frozen pizza
      this is cap, i was pretty disappointed in the one i tried
      the frozen Giordanos deep dish is my choice for best

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It disgusts me because the box shows a wide open mouth full of food, and it's thw very food you're expected to eat. Major ew. Like, how about no?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Screaming Sicilian when they were new, but they cheaped out on them fast and they're literally the same shit as regular Palermo's now, but worse really because the sauce is different.
    Also, I had one that was supposed to be like, beer cheese pizza or something, but I didn't know that meant it was going to have fricking nasty ass nacho cheese sauce on it, literally made me retch.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the double pepperoni one a while back and when I took it out of the oven there was literally a six inch wide puddle of grease in the middle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a good thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like a greasy pizza but it shouldn't flow off the pizza when I slice it like a collapsing dam

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look dude just make a pizza that fits into a medium/small air fryer.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me its motor city pizza, but its definitely on the top end of frozen pizza pricetags

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen detroit style pizzas always end up kind of pasty, I dunno. I like the flavor but the texture is weird

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >People online say it's 'teh best'
    >Billion dollar corporate conglomerate buys it
    >Ingredients are now shit for the next 20 years still riding off the popularity zoomies generated for it eons ago
    No, it's shit actually.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the correct answer is actually home run inn

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Newmans Own is the best frozen pizza

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know about Lotzza Mozza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they sell those in liquor stores?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >frozen pizza
    i'm afraid you're going to need to elaborate.
    we're talking about
    > frozen pizza
    a subject not to be taken lightly

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I've tried so many frozen pizzas, but Screamin' Sicilian is the absolute bomb!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only other brands i've had that has come close is Home Chef and Raos

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more reddit brand than Tombstone you can’t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      california goyslop kitchen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong cause they are better since they use vegan ingredients.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i literally cant get food delivered where i live you stupid fricks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you live on a hot air balloon?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried those and they sucked

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