Jamie Oliver

How the frick did this bumbling idiot get so fricking famous in the first place? How can such a shit cook get so much recognition?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of your boyfriend.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he found a niche and targeted it aggressively.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's it really yeah?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    right place right time, he also has that gay ultra normie extrovert britgay personality that dumb people think is really down to earth and personable so i guess he just bullshit his way through most of his career as some every man's cook but actually he's just a bit of a c**t who took away burgers and vending machines from schools like that supersize me no fun allowed c**t did to mcdonald's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taking away that poison from our youth was the only good thing he did you fricking spacker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he's just a bit of a c**t who took away burgers and vending machines from schools like that supersize me no fun allowed c**t did to mcdonald's.
      i always think about this scene when i remember this guy exists

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jamie at home is a very nice cooking show

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ability to inspire and communicate effectively goes a long way anon. people enjoy his cooking lessons and demonstrations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quality post friend, i agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"How dare he call me a bully I will beat him up the moment we chance upon each other"

      Really felt like Marco could have handled that better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair bullying is more about exploiting your position of power or authority over someone and at least in this case it's more of a dispute between peers (although lol no).

        and couldn't jaun say Jamie was the bully and Marco's just seething back at him?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
    the land is Britain and Oliver is their king

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He publishes cookbooks that have trendy recipes targeted towards hipster gays and "health nuts".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got some health nuts for ya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are wrong. He published cookbooks that had quick and easy entrees for housewives to make in the early 2000s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That too.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because bongs are utter homosexuals

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His first cookbook is incredibly good if you had shit parents and were raised on crap before 2010

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like how his whole persona was "teaching people to cook and eat healthy" and now he's a completely bedridden slob who should be on My 600 Pound Life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick. Did he get divorced or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's wearing a fat suit in that you fricking moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well yeah no other kind of suit would fit him when he's that fat

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a better cook than you are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's true for most dickhead celebrity chefs, but not this one. Jamie Oliver is the hackiest of hacks. His understanding of cooking is at a high school level.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and he's still a better cook than you

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's lots of people who work on making TV shows popular and as long as some of them are bringing their A-game, the rest can get a free ride sometimes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of criticism coming from an unlikable c**t that can't cook

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was the 90s

    Britain was buzzing! Britpop, Blair, Beckham!

    A bloke with a wienerney accent chucking some carrots in the air and catching em in a pan was intriguing. Then he took his nan to Saintsbury's on a moped

    Once he matured and banned turkey twizzlers he became a hero for the lib dem voters who run channel 4 now they can't get rid of him

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