Just accidentally ate a bay leaf. Give it to me straight bros, how long do I have to live?

Just accidentally ate a bay leaf. Give it to me straight bros, how long do I have to live?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its not looking good

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    7 gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i eat them all the time, here have one of mine

      well just one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for wtf are you staring at me like that

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      9

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        8

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          7

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            Anonymous

            6

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              Anonymous

              5

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                Anonymous

                4

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                Anonymous

                3

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                Anonymous

                2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                1

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                RIP OP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nothing wrong with me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      10 w-what?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP, if you're still with us let us know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still here. Feel mostly fine just a little uncomfortable but I'm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OP?
        OP!!??!
        OOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who filled out the captcha?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Candlejack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Candlejack? That name sounds senpai-

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will slowly dehydrate from the inside out over 8-10 working days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do weekends not count?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >working days
      What if there's a holiday?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's already over
    >t. Dr. Chud MD

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to break into tiny razor-sharp leaf blades that will slice up your intestines and make you impotent.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously you're gonna live, but you might not want to schedule any appointments tomorrow. The clock is ticking on the biggest shit you'll ever take in your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We talking goopy sloppa or a nice solid anus ripper

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly the nearly-blinding sense that my butthole was literally on fire that I remember. The fear that my life might never go back to normal after that moment, should I be lucky enough that the moment would end.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Bay leaf is named that because it sticks to and then weakens the stomach's lining, making it protrude, forming a sort of fragile "bay". If you eat too much or spicy, this protrusion will burst. I recommend fasting for a week or consequences will never be the same.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ahh you're fine trust me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're on a path now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did black-shirt do it, bros? And why did the artist do such a good job but then forget to draw the strap going all the way under his shoulder when he moves his hand in the first shot?
      Still cool though, is there any more? This is the only one I've ever seen of this style

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the strap was covered by the baggy folds of the sweatshirt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I tried to tell myself, too. But it disappears too abruptly into the folds, and the more I watch it the more I realize it had to have been a mistake. Then the realization ages me slightly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, there are more. I'll dig through my folders to see if I have some more. crazy the effort that was put into them

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating bay leaves doesn't actually kill you, it just turns you gay.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homies gonna eat yo ass real soon.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you accidentally eat a bay leaf? You deserve the pain coming your way

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