Just acquired these, will this innovate cereal like they have innovated cookies?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's just coooOOOOOOkie crisp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably better quality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better quality slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As a disgusting slob addicted to sugar cereal since childhood I can confirm to you, even from the bullshit image on the box that’s always deceptive, it already looks worse. It doesn’t even have as much chocolate chips as Cookie Crisp.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *chocolatey chips

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but its 3x the price

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember frens, Crumbl is owned by deeply bigoted, homophobic mormons. They think gays are wicked and deserve to be shunned. They are bad people causing harm to innocent gays, and you shouldn't buy their products.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love crumbl now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going to place an order tomorrow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please don't
        gays deserve to live free

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gays deserve to live
          false

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, well I'd love to support them but I'm still not eating fricking cookie cereal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not fat or moronic, unfortunately

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Posting here proves that wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever you say, fat moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof or it's reverse psychology marketing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first chicfilet now this? i don't know if I can afford to support all these companies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will have 41,000 boxes please

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      will buy a box this weekend

      thanks fren

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Go for the girl scout cookies, then you'll be helping out chicks selling their short skirts.
        For me I go for the thin mints, go for extra credit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Crumbl is owned by deeply bigoted, homophobic mormons
      SOLD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Every fricking thread
      Still not buying your diabetic goyslop nor am I joining your antichrist church despite your reverse psychology tactics
      The next fricking missionary that knocks on my door is getting his homosexual little head blown off

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just eat original chips ahoy with milk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because this seems like an elevated version of them

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post the ingredient list please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not as bad as I expected

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tasty and balanced breakfast

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weird that there’s zero chocolate in it, did it taste chocolatey at all?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          don't trust anything with weasel wording like "chocolatey" on it. That means it has no or so little of the real ingredient that it legally can't be called chocolate or whatever else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no cocoa

        Meanwhile Cookie Crisp:
        Whole grain WHEAT (35.2%), maize semolina, sugar, glucose syrup, WHEAT starch, palm oil, calcium carbonate, fat-reduced cocoa powder (1.7%), WHEAT flour, salt, raising agent: sodium bicarbonate, flavouring, antioxidant: tocopherols, iron, vitamin B3, B5, D, B9, B6, B2.

        Still not great but atleast their CHOCOLATE cookies contain some goddamn CHOCOLATE!
        And no dyes.

        Jesus CHrist, if you don't read everything carefully, they try to trick you whenever possible.

        >Chocolate chip cookie? No, ChocolatEY chip cookie.

        This shit so inferior it's not even funny anymore.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, how do you manage to cut corners on fricking cereal?
          I don't care if they hate homosexuals, this is some funny hat business.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How is it legal

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ridiculously lax food standards.
            Here while they certainly could do this cerial that tastes like chocolate without having ever seen a cocoa bean, they would at least have to call it sth clearly distinguishable like Chocolate Chip cookie TASTE, not sth so ridiculuosly close to the real word.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buyer beware: Crumbl uses cream cheese icing for most of their cookies, which are already mixed with Betty Crocker

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Those homosexuals can't even spell crumble properly, why are you advertising them like the homosexual you are. Is that some made from bugs shit?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When some creepy company with a social agenda can't spell an English word like crumble properly then you know that it's suspicious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its branding moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah right.
        Branding from homosexualzone.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its an anti gay company jack

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to be gay to be a homosexual, anon

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking this would pass for chocolate cookies
    The closest cereal that would give you the impression of eating chocolate chip cookies in a bowl of milk is Krave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Krave is delicious but it has to be the peak of shitty sugar cereals. I had a friend who insisted on eating like 3 bowls of Krave every morning for breakfast around middle or high school and she gained so much weight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking addicting, but if that bish was eating three bowls a day, it wasn't the cereal that caused her to bulk up
        >GOMAD

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It all went to her hips and ass, so it wasn't the milk doing the work...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How would you know how her genes allocate fat distribution? You're just guessing, but I know for sure the weight gain was more than likely due to eating three fricking bowls of cereal in the morning and more than likely living a sedentary lifestyle
            I'm guessing she didn't play sports or do any kind of strenuous outdoor activities?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Of course not

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And there you have it

                Oh, I realized at what you were trying to get at. I was joking that milk makes women gain weight in their breasts up here [...]. Of course extra caloric intake results in weight gain

                Nah, my tism got triggered, my bad

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, I realized at what you were trying to get at. I was joking that milk makes women gain weight in their breasts up here

              It all went to her hips and ass, so it wasn't the milk doing the work...

              . Of course extra caloric intake results in weight gain

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn all you gotta do to get VC to invest in a startup Is make something that already exists but take a vowel out of the word. I’m gonna start a company called Burgr or Sndwch or something and make millions

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