This is the cringest comment I have ever seen. I really don't care about what you were trying to argue, but Jesus Christ, kill stop scrolling or kys. I don't care which.
It's boomer slop from a different time. >that ad cover
Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
>Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
college students were drinking it ironically, sort of like smirnoff ice, to the point where the US importer noticed the uptick in sales and decided to capitalize on it.
>Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
Because it was? That shit was like the twisted tea of the 1990s and 2000s with how college girls were drinking it and they drink for the same reason its not as hash as alternatives(any other spirits), its relatively cheap and goes down easy.
this. the sickly-sweet and overly-tonic palatte of Redbull is the perfect chaser for this accused alcoholic-beverage, I give this combo a 10/10 for when u are feeling particularly self-destructive
it is said that SS herman Goering was an avid fan of jaegermeister. the name itself has ties with hunters/soldiers.
it was heavily marketed to metalheads for a decade some years ago, they promoted gigs and tours and handled it for free to artists and had stands at festivals. Jeff Hanneman was killed by this sponsorship
it sucks getting drunk on this stuff because it's effectively candy. way worse hangovers and stuff. might be alright for mixing with Coke or something like that, if you just want to get buzzed.
it's sweet by alcohol standards, if you drink a lot you're already so used to the bitter taste inherent to alcohol and you just notice how very sweet it is compared to other drinks of similar ABV.
Got a bottle just to try it and yeah it's just like drinking liquid black liquorice, can't say I'd go out of my way to drink it ever again but kept the bottle cus it's cool.
>TFW still can't get either yellow or green Chartreuse anywhere near me >Meme laws prevent me from having drizzly mail to me
I hate this puritanical bullshit so much.
Based.
Jägermeister is poorly made Chartreuse. Chartreuse is an objectively better liquor >softer/mild herbal taste >55% its alcohol compared to the 35% on the gay copy >made by virgin monks in the mountains that limit production compared to the gay globohomo multinational that does jager
Despite having more alcohol, and alot more different herbs, you can't feel the alcohol/herbs as strong as in jäger.
Sadly this bottle was supposed to be empty by sunday morning.
>In 2021, the decision was made from the Carthusian monks to not increase their volume of production for the Chartreuse liqueurs. They are limiting production to focus on their primary goal: protect their monastic life and devote their time to solitude and prayer. >In addition, the monks are not looking to grow the liquor beyond what they need to sustain their order. Making millions of cases does not make sense in today’s environmental context and will have a negative impact on the planet in the very short term.”
I’m a drink that Jager ‘til I’m fuckin’ dead, I’m a only lose me leg. I got holes in my leg, Jager in the keg, baldin’ on my scalp, figure it out. Yeah, I’ll grope your wife, or I’ll toss your dog, pissin’ on your couch, my heads in a fog. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. I was just walkin’ by her, that girl is a liar, just said hi, so die in a fire. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. Let me crack yo’ back, this ain’t no back attack, I’ll be dead in two years so cut me some slack.
But seriously, like another anon said, look up the current live streamer/former COD player Onlyusemeblade on youtoob and you’ll see why you shouldn’t drink Jager.
>You're drinking it to tolerate fucking overweight girls with huge tits and low self esteem
bitch why the fuck would I need to be drunk for that, that's living the fucking dream right there
Red Bull is better with vodka. I imagine most people think jaeger tastes like shit because they drink it warm or with red bull, and both of these really enhance the bitterness and medicinal flavors of each. Jaegerbombs are hot marketing garbage.
Drink it straight and as cold as you can get it OP. It's practically Hispanicy herbal candy at that point. All-time favorite bevvy
Does anyone else have family members who joke about you being drunk whenever you do anything strange?
Like if I stumble momentarily walking over a step my mom will ask me if I've had a drink and how much
At first I thought this was fine and I mean I drunk a lot for a few years but stopped 4 years ago so maybe it was ok but people do it all the time
I will mumble something and my sister will ask me if I'm drunk
I was buying some of this at a liquor store one time. The lady at the counter said she had a regular who always went in every day to buy a smaller bottle (the behind the counter cuz they're pocketable ones, not the shot ones). She finished telling me this with a "oh, there he is!" as her face beamed towards the door. Held up the little bottle for him, "here for your daily dose!?" she asked cheerfully. This man who was now behind me in que, a man I never looked as to never have to know what he looked like, replied with a "thanks, doc!"
I still don't know which is more embarrassing. Him having made that joke, or me for laughing at it. I wondered what went through his mind when he heard me laugh, knowing I know exactly where the reference is from. Mutually assured embarrassment. We both knew that we both knew. There was nothing to do but pay & leave, affording both parties their continued anonymity.
Idk what anon is up to now, but godspeed mr spaghetti man.
This reminds me of the time about a month ago when I was looking for the last Steelie at the same time as some other dude. We were both balding. It was Friday, we were both obviously going home to empty apartments, but at least I had never had a Steelie before and was just looking to try it, while he must have been a regular
Oh, there was also a time where I was buying Jager and said "thanks man" to the cashier, only to be met with a confused and ashamed look, at which point I realized it was an obese woman with some kind of condition
>Missäpäin on The Finnish Himalayas...? >Markkinointipäällikön perseessä. >Mongolien imperiumi ylettyi Himalajalle, kuuluu siis Suomelle. >Mun takapihalla
These guys are alright.
Bought a bottle on a whim without really knowing what to do with it. Some website said to try it with ice coffee and it was pretty good. Not that cheap now though and unpleasant on empty stomach
The only alcohol I will chug from the bottle. I used to be a gay cringe retard junior in college and "flex" on the freshmen by doing this. They thought it was cool kek. I still enjoy mixing it with blue Gatorade or straight.
Very sweet, a little medicinal, like black licorice with a slightly bitter herbal note.
tastes like cough syrup
is that a good thing or bad?
Cough syrup is like candy compared to this bitter herbal shit
>bitter
it's like drinking candy. if it was carbonated it'd be alcoholic root beer.
Your american root beer tastes like awful medicine
Just like how your chocolate tastes of vomit
Facts.
This is the cringest comment I have ever seen. I really don't care about what you were trying to argue, but Jesus Christ, kill stop scrolling or kys. I don't care which.
Blueberry-anise liquor from the gods.
>what am i in for?
Tastes like shit.
just brew myself some black tea and put some jager in it. tastes prertty nice and decent way to get drunk i think
Hello new friend.
Jager is actually pretty good compared to some other brands of hard liquor.
Read up on onlyusemeblade.
FIGURE IT OUT PERSON
one hell of a hangover
It's pretty sweet and tasty. Love the thicker texture. You can literally just sip it out of the bottle.
When I was younger I was abusive of the jager, but now I am getting older and prefer to sip it and stay cozy.
It's boomer slop from a different time.
>that ad cover
Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
>Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
college students were drinking it ironically, sort of like smirnoff ice, to the point where the US importer noticed the uptick in sales and decided to capitalize on it.
>ironically
Not even ironically, college students were just drinking it mixed with energy drinks cuz it gets you fucked up fast for cheap.
>Honestly don't understand how ~~*they*~~ managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
Because it was? That shit was like the twisted tea of the 1990s and 2000s with how college girls were drinking it and they drink for the same reason its not as hash as alternatives(any other spirits), its relatively cheap and goes down easy.
haven't you ever had a jaeger bomb loser
this. the sickly-sweet and overly-tonic palatte of Redbull is the perfect chaser for this accused alcoholic-beverage, I give this combo a 10/10 for when u are feeling particularly self-destructive
it is said that SS herman Goering was an avid fan of jaegermeister. the name itself has ties with hunters/soldiers.
it was heavily marketed to metalheads for a decade some years ago, they promoted gigs and tours and handled it for free to artists and had stands at festivals. Jeff Hanneman was killed by this sponsorship
it sucks getting drunk on this stuff because it's effectively candy. way worse hangovers and stuff. might be alright for mixing with Coke or something like that, if you just want to get buzzed.
>Jaeger and Cola
that sounds dreadful
Some people tend to drink cola with everything, though Red Bull is the popular choice when it comes to Jäger, at least around here.
flavor wise, Jaeger goes better with root beer
Fanta is better with jägermeister
Why is everyone calling this stuff sweet? Is there a different version sold in America or something that's full of sugar?
I have tried this a few times and it is definitely not sweet. It is herbal and bitter.
No, as a kräuterlikör Jagermeister is by definition sugary. It's very similar to Italian amaro.
it's sweet by alcohol standards, if you drink a lot you're already so used to the bitter taste inherent to alcohol and you just notice how very sweet it is compared to other drinks of similar ABV.
Got a bottle just to try it and yeah it's just like drinking liquid black liquorice, can't say I'd go out of my way to drink it ever again but kept the bottle cus it's cool.
has anyone here tried jägermeister manifest? would love to try it but it's pretty expensive
I had some
It's not worth the price difference
Brain damage and increased risk of cancer.
The low-iq version of Chartreuse
>TFW still can't get either yellow or green Chartreuse anywhere near me
>Meme laws prevent me from having drizzly mail to me
I hate this puritanical bullshit so much.
I want to try a bijou, but I can't find any of this stuff.
Based.
Jägermeister is poorly made Chartreuse. Chartreuse is an objectively better liquor
>softer/mild herbal taste
>55% its alcohol compared to the 35% on the gay copy
>made by virgin monks in the mountains that limit production compared to the gay globohomo multinational that does jager
Despite having more alcohol, and alot more different herbs, you can't feel the alcohol/herbs as strong as in jäger.
Sadly this bottle was supposed to be empty by sunday morning.
but it's french which inherently makes it gayer than sucking dick
>In 2021, the decision was made from the Carthusian monks to not increase their volume of production for the Chartreuse liqueurs. They are limiting production to focus on their primary goal: protect their monastic life and devote their time to solitude and prayer.
>In addition, the monks are not looking to grow the liquor beyond what they need to sustain their order. Making millions of cases does not make sense in today’s environmental context and will have a negative impact on the planet in the very short term.”
me punching you in the stomach.
One time my buddy got me the coffe cold brew version of this. Holy shit did I commit immoral acts
forgot pic
I’m a drink that Jager ‘til I’m fuckin’ dead, I’m a only lose me leg. I got holes in my leg, Jager in the keg, baldin’ on my scalp, figure it out. Yeah, I’ll grope your wife, or I’ll toss your dog, pissin’ on your couch, my heads in a fog. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. I was just walkin’ by her, that girl is a liar, just said hi, so die in a fire. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. Let me crack yo’ back, this ain’t no back attack, I’ll be dead in two years so cut me some slack.
But seriously, like another anon said, look up the current live streamer/former COD player Onlyusemeblade on youtoob and you’ll see why you shouldn’t drink Jager.
mix with cocaine
enjoy
>itt americans proudly announcing how shit their taste is
>taste
You're not drinking it for taste. You're drinking it to tolerate fucking overweight girls with huge tits and low self esteem.
>You're drinking it to tolerate fucking overweight girls with huge tits and low self esteem
bitch why the fuck would I need to be drunk for that, that's living the fucking dream right there
a man of taste, cheers brutha
A rollercoaster of emotions and regret
Mix it with orange soda
Red Bull is better with vodka. I imagine most people think jaeger tastes like shit because they drink it warm or with red bull, and both of these really enhance the bitterness and medicinal flavors of each. Jaegerbombs are hot marketing garbage.
Drink it straight and as cold as you can get it OP. It's practically Hispanicy herbal candy at that point. All-time favorite bevvy
Meh, mediocre compared to Schlichte
dudebro absinthe
figure it out dude
Does anyone else have family members who joke about you being drunk whenever you do anything strange?
Like if I stumble momentarily walking over a step my mom will ask me if I've had a drink and how much
At first I thought this was fine and I mean I drunk a lot for a few years but stopped 4 years ago so maybe it was ok but people do it all the time
I will mumble something and my sister will ask me if I'm drunk
Also the worst part is when I question myself and feel like a drunken loser even though I stopped
You just have a shit family constantly looking for reasons to put you down and ways to undermine you. Don't worry, that's pretty common.
>Anon learns that reputation once lost is hard to regain
You made this exact post on Culinaly
Well done
It tastes great.
First you feel great, then you feel terrible. Namaste.
I was buying some of this at a liquor store one time. The lady at the counter said she had a regular who always went in every day to buy a smaller bottle (the behind the counter cuz they're pocketable ones, not the shot ones). She finished telling me this with a "oh, there he is!" as her face beamed towards the door. Held up the little bottle for him, "here for your daily dose!?" she asked cheerfully. This man who was now behind me in que, a man I never looked as to never have to know what he looked like, replied with a "thanks, doc!"
I still don't know which is more embarrassing. Him having made that joke, or me for laughing at it. I wondered what went through his mind when he heard me laugh, knowing I know exactly where the reference is from. Mutually assured embarrassment. We both knew that we both knew. There was nothing to do but pay & leave, affording both parties their continued anonymity.
Idk what anon is up to now, but godspeed mr spaghetti man.
This reminds me of the time about a month ago when I was looking for the last Steelie at the same time as some other dude. We were both balding. It was Friday, we were both obviously going home to empty apartments, but at least I had never had a Steelie before and was just looking to try it, while he must have been a regular
Oh, there was also a time where I was buying Jager and said "thanks man" to the cashier, only to be met with a confused and ashamed look, at which point I realized it was an obese woman with some kind of condition
this will sound insane, but mix it with some milk and it tastes like Christmas
I don't believe it
Best remedy tasting liquor out there, god i love that shit
A pretty decent liquor only beaten by Ramazzotti and blown the fuck out by fernet branca.
buy red bull & do jager-bombs, ya fockin wimp
Used to drink a lot of this stuff in the mid-00's, it tastes like black licorice. Good for you for not buying Fireball.
Step aside kids
Leg holes
OK but what if jagermeister and chartreuse together
Disappointment.
Itt more sugar content than alcohol.
I don't like it because i associate it mentally with the taste of barfing after too many Jager bombs in my 20s.
It's supposed to be a herbal disgestif to settle your stomach after a large meal. Not something to get blackout wasted on.
Picrel is the best liquor I've ever tasted. Wish it was easier to get it.
>Can't buy it in the states
Talk about bullshit
Meh. Good in hot chocolate. Otherwise. Just meh
>Finnish Himalayas
>Missäpäin on The Finnish Himalayas...?
>Markkinointipäällikön perseessä.
>Mongolien imperiumi ylettyi Himalajalle, kuuluu siis Suomelle.
>Mun takapihalla
These guys are alright.
jagermeister is like the prequel to fireball whisky
Bought a bottle on a whim without really knowing what to do with it. Some website said to try it with ice coffee and it was pretty good. Not that cheap now though and unpleasant on empty stomach
>alcohol
>on empty stomach
>ever
The only alcohol I will chug from the bottle. I used to be a gay cringe retard junior in college and "flex" on the freshmen by doing this. They thought it was cool kek. I still enjoy mixing it with blue Gatorade or straight.