Just found a beehive in my oven.

Just found a beehive in my oven.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon that's a pizza comb. only way home ovens can regulate temperatures hot enough to cook pizza. also looks like the queen left so there's likely no honey circulation taking care of oven molds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nature’s symmetry never fails to inspire wonder and awe.

      Heptagoonis

      Better than finding an oven in the beehive. It would melt. Then the bees would have to live in Los Angeles. Dem poor, poor bees. : (

      Better throw a lit match in the oven to scare off the bees.

      I once found an ostrich egg in my oven. I wasnt wearing my glasses and had sucked some Lysergic acid diethylamide.

      Plebbit humor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must be fun at parties

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Plebbit response on a Plebbit website from a Plebbit pleb. As you can see I am certainly NOT from Plebbit even though I can tell what it looks and sounds like through a computer screen
          >Prove me wrong
          >Protip-you cant

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who are you quoting?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The people who pay him to post demotivational messages.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re gay and your dick is small and it smells bad and it can’t get hard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay thanks mom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Struck a nerve, didn't I?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miserable wretch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yOaP4nE.jpg

      Just found a beehive in my oven.

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      Plebbit humor

      the heat of the bees cooks the pizza

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but I don't cook pizza in my oven

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How this meme hasn't made it onto Culinaly's 4cc roster is beyond me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the pizza enters the oven, the bees cover it and start vibrating, cooking it from the inside

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nature’s symmetry never fails to inspire wonder and awe.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heptagoonis

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than finding an oven in the beehive. It would melt. Then the bees would have to live in Los Angeles. Dem poor, poor bees. : (

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better throw a lit match in the oven to scare off the bees.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once found an ostrich egg in my oven. I wasnt wearing my glasses and had sucked some Lysergic acid diethylamide.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the pilot light

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then how come it's not night time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The pilot light

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would pilots need to see his oven? Where's he cooking? On telephone wires/power lines?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a Japanese manhole cover

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's gotta be worth at least 57 scrap metal!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The buzzing of the bees heats the oven.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, that's your cadillac converter, you're gonna die of poisonous fumes next time you bake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been making dinner in my oven for months and nothing happened.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My oven is a Porsche.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dare you to eat it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bee Careful! 😀

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are from spicy bees, not honey bees. They are full of dead spiders.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bet that caused a bit of a buzz

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