Just found out my girlfriend has been using a magic eraser to clean all our dishes with for the past year

Just found out my girlfriend has been using a magic eraser to clean all our dishes with for the past year

WHAT THE FRICK I FEEL SICK

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you deserve it for being an un-observant moron with a moronic girlfriend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u dumbass

      I asked her about it and she didn't see a problem with it and had a melty for me asking her not to do it, I'm dumping her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you should do that if she’s going to throw a tantrum over her moronation
        >waahhh just eat off mr. clean scrubbed plates and don’t criticize me!!
        not worth it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you think i need to get new plates and silverware

          does the shit come off???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >does the shit come off???
            It's not some ppm poison that chemically bonds with steel and ceramics.

            Just buy her some tampico dish brushes, the next one will be just as moronic but at least this one does the dishes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >had a melty
        Who the frick calls it a "melty"? Is this how 20 years old zoomers speak?
        Why do you try to give cute names to nasty undesirable behavior?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >melty
          Maybe he's strayan?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm Australian and melty doesn't seem any sort of strange word to me so yeah maybe that anon is also Australian.

            But I can understand how melty might be only local slang, I cannot however comprehend American claims that sus isn't a perfectly normal word that has always been in use. It's a natural shortening

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sus came into use from Amongus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it fricking didn't I hear old women say sus, there's a guy in my town who named his car nothin sus well before among us was a thing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you try to give cute names to nasty undesirable behavior?
          In this case this serves the purpose of insulting the melter. Infantilizes their Meltdown and frames it as a meaningless temper tantrum, which it is. Gonna have a melty about it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            couldn't have worded it better myself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm dumping her
        Good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >melty
        oh that explains everything, you're just fricking moronic

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u dumbass

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry

    I don't know what consumer product name means

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a product used to clean crayons and marker off walls from kids, it is full of melamine and formaldehyde

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's full of melamine
        No, it's foam *made* of melamine, a common plastic, and every other scrubber/brush/etc for dishes is also made of plastic

        >full of formaldehyde
        Formaldehyde is a gas. You read some schizo shit about how if you eat it or something melamine could break down into formaldehyde or something like that. You failed to understand it correctly and now believe just touching it is poison. That's a skill issue on your part

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >defending corporations and the poisoning of the naive for free

          you will go to hell if it exists

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In the end isn’t it just a really fine sanding sponge?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the real problem. The dishes are basically a non-issue unless they're total crap/chinese lead glazed but I bet she used it on non-stick cookware, too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pointing out when you're fricking wrong is not defending shit. I'm so fricking sick of seeing this goddamned moronic fricking moron sentiment on every fricking site I browse. You can't just lie and hope to get away with it because it's about something you don't like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's 1 thing it can do, not the reason it was invented
        cause and effect is not your strong point I see

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All because of those sexy Mr Clean ads, I bet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why did they give him a chiselled baby head? he looks weird now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's obviously what women want

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wa wa wa this sponge left a little formaldehyde on my plate now im gonna die
    its just an abrasive foam. you have probably eaten worse things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual enabler

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf he's always had an earing? does that mean he's always been gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seems so

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman who will clean (lucky)
    don’t break up just tell her how to do it lmao

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get your kidneys checked out and tell your ex to not bother

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure you don't even have a girlfriend and you created this story to get the attention you crave because you're an unlovable homosexual
    another hidden

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dat projection

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly its probably not that bad. better than getting botulism from a wooden soup spoon for sure

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