Just made the best salad of all time

Just made the best salad of all time

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *spits on it*

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol your lifetime sucks, so does your salad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just needs crasins and it be pretty badass. Even you can admit that, queer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s gots crasins yum!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it just needs the bottom of a trash receptacle and it'd be perfect

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used to frequently use "an inverted Australian trash bin" whenever someone made a sloppa thread and asked what they should add to it or what would make it better. It never caught on.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have never had the Wildfire chopped salad.
    I get aroused thinking about it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, how many ounces of feta is that is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero
      It’s blue cheese

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rocket man
    A lot of strong flavors but I like it, what are you going to call it?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best salad of all time
    Why do you lie?

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a hint of poor undressed arugula is muted by a frickton of blue cheese that will make anyone run for water
      >no fresh veggie in sight
      >biting into whole non-roasted almonds

      you might as well have made this

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    l ate a salad for dinner... Mostly tomatoes and croutons... really just one big round crouton covered in tomato and cheese…….. I ate a pizza :’)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What dressing did you use?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is the best salad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is one of the world's great salads, though properly your picture is of a false nicoise because it has potato in it. (Falsies are good too.)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole almonds? Mad man.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whole almonds
    >unwashed rocket
    >fake balsamic
    This is Facebook-tier OC, but OC nonetheless

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I'm allergic to tree nuts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's a good thing your boyfriend only has 2 then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using an Andrew Dice Clay reaction image is like posting Carlos, but unironically.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dice Clay got fat and old

        Why did you have to shatter me like this Culinaly?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to raise your bar, anon. And why is it on a cafeteria tray if you made it? You mean you just went to a salad bar and put shit in a bowl?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bowl-o-lard
    By definition, I guess it's a salad, but there probably are fewer calories in a ladle of fryer oil.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuts and cheese. Great "salad." All it's missing are raisins, granola, m&ms, and marshmallow fluff.

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