Just started eating trail in the RIGHT way, and let me tell you: it is some of the best snacks I've ever had.

Just started eating trail in the RIGHT way, and let me tell you: it is some of the best snacks I've ever had. The taste, different textures--

Gosh. White people, you have out done yourselves. Excellent cuisine, guys.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was so good I snuck a finger full and didn't track it's calories haha.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    trail mix is great but too many calories for a snack unless you're actually out hiking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The bag I have is like 140 a 1/4 cup, I think, which sucks because who doesnt like m&M's and peanuts and cashews?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said he's eating it in the right way
      I can smell the water in his Nalgene bottle
      It's the same as my water bottle but with more dryer sheet essence and lotion smell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a nalgene bottle. Am I doing this wrong?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just means you're new, and other people can tell
          It's OK we like and encourage whiteness and we're happy to see white hobbies get on with as many people as possible just don't pretend that you've been doing white shit this whole time, you'll get called out for that bullshit
          Instead, lean into it, and ask white people about music from the 90s
          Don't interrupt and they'll help you with whatever, just listen about the Stone Temple Pilots, the Cardigans, and Nirvana for at least 30 minutes, and remember one thing about each
          If you can reflect one fact about the Cardigans or Cake in a conversation with whites we will help you pay less taxes
          Do not correct any whites about 99 luftballons or Dr. Jones they'll blacklist you even if you're right, we're exceedingly defensive of West German music
          This is worse than having a position on East Coast v. West Coast

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Paco pls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once bought a bag at the gas station for like $3 and later noticed it had a little over 2,000 calories. How is hunger even a thing in this country

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it won’t fill your tum for very long

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2000 calories of fat, protein, and fiber
          >won't fill your Tim for long
          Pick one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            there’s a difference between getting your nutrients and filling your stomach so hunger pain goes away

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who asked?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I didn't so

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got told anyway, homosexual. Suck on that for awhile, then have a little trail mix.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My penis succsucked by (you)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh calories

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >missing the entire point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy a big bag of sugar for less money and more calories.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not supposed to be a snack. The purpose is literally in the name

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remove the smarties and its literally just fricking nuts and rains wowwww. just eat smarties if you want to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is a smarty?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the candy that the Mars brothers copied after seeing it when they fought in the spanish-american wars.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shut the frick up you seething anglo homosexual your colonized now lil b***h boy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was very rude dude

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day you are the most unimportant race in existence artificially kept alive for testing new social experiments and sexual marketing, behead all the men rape all the women

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you being mean and racist? Not cool, man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Suck my dick white kaffir scum whites are the easiest to bully because they don’t fight back at least pajeets put up a fight but I can’t respect a race that willingly cucks itself for no reason other than ‘we’re sorry’ inshallah sunni islam 2050

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a redditor. I'm a Culinalyner. You are soy. I am protein. You are cringe. I am based. You are the inceljak. I am the chadjak. You're a cuckold. Little incel boy. Little soyjak baby boy. Little milk drinker. Soy milk drinker. You like soy? Soy milk? Soy latte? You're a girl. You aren't a man. You are weak. You are the virgin. I am the Chad. Little ugly cringe boy. I am based. I am the embodiment of Culinaly. You are reddit incarnate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and its literally just fricking nuts
        yeah
        nuts have a lot of calories and fat in them.
        you'll get fat if you snack on them carelessly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat doesn't make you fat, sugar does so if you take out the candy you won't get fat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            calories make you fat. fat is dense in calories.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calories doesn't make you fat, moron. Plenty of healthy foods are high in calories

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Calories doesn't make you fat, moron. Plenty of healthy foods are high in calories
                name 400,000

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This pic has too much chocolate. It plays a role but this is over-loaded. Not for health reasons - as

      mentions, it is calorie-dense by design. Simply for balance of flavor. And that pic lacks any almonds - which are important for the texture and flavor of a trail mix, being more-firm and less-sweet. OP's pic would have all the pleasant textural contrast of soggy Lucky Charms.

      But when done right, and eaten in the appropriate context, it's a joy. It's also, to my knowledge, the only food which is best paired with water. Not that crisp, cool water isn't delightful. But it's the only food I can think of (name one if I'm blanking on it!) that is CLASSICALLY paired with water. Like red wine to pasta, white wine to fish, beer and fried chicken, coca cola and hamburgers, milk and cookies, mountain dew and doritos - Trail Mix and Water.

      What else would you classically pair with water? I'm curious to hear opinions.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the RIGHT way to eat trail mix?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ate them one by one and hated it, but slowly realized you're supposed to eat them by the handful. I literally had no idea, but this has quickly become one of my favorite snacks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have the will power for this. I would just end up digging for all the chocolate stuff and eating handfuls of that until only the boring stuff is left.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put it in a bottle and take swigs of it as I'm work. It's great. Especially when I'm sweating out a gallon of water in the day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you work in a volcano? God I want some more trail mix. What a snack. Delicious

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my 3rd bite of trail mix. Guys, it's losing its luster

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    trail mix is over rated

    and lettuce be real, 95% are eating it the wrong way aka wage cucking and watching netflix

    brb massive calories bomb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to eat it like one at a time like peanut then cashew then r*isin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also eat it one at a time but place it on a small bowl instead of grabbing it from the bag, so I don't mindless eat, even if it just one at a time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you have to eat like a pig with trail mix. So sad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I would do the same but leave all the raisins and give them to my sister in exchange for her M&Ms.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You thirdies gotta try the real homemade chexmix with the Worcestershire sauce

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the tropical one with dates, banana, papaya and whatever else it has in it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really get unwhite people behavior

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you make a little mound in your belly button and eat from there?

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