Just tried olive oil for the first time, and it's middling as frick. Why do Italians masturbate to this stuff?

Just tried olive oil for the first time, and it's middling as frick. Why do Italians jerk off to this stuff?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly its pretty good as lube

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you had ever actually tried this you would know it burns your bell end.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah, you just gotta shower afterwords otherwise you'll smell funny
        >t. jacked off with olive oil during my doomgooner phase

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you circumcised?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do americans really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being circumcised
      lol
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >assuming he uses it for his dick and not for the dicks going inside him

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    were you the top or the bottom OP?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s one of those cooking oils that won’t outright poison you and mess up your metabolic system. The usual seed oils (corn, soy, sunflower) are waste products cooked at high temps. Stick with olive, avocado, and coconut.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Supermarket olive oil is all either fake or rancid. You need to hit up an olive farmer and get it fresh.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I brought Great Value brand olive oil
    >why does it suck?
    Haha.
    I mean, there are certain things that are fine to buy generic of.
    Olive oil isn't one of them.
    Try California Olive Ranch 100% California.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Try California Olive Ranch 100% California.
      This shit is like $30 per liter now. What in the frick is going on in this COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is a liter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          unit of measurement.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You make fire with a liter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh THAT makes sense, since olive oil has such a low smoke point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          33.8140227 US fluid ounces obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really make that big of a difference? The prices I'm seeing of the high end olive oils is entering pretentious meme territory (akin to organic honey from wild bees).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Does it really make that big of a difference?
        It does.

        https://i.imgur.com/WVKEBu2.jpeg

        >Try California Olive Ranch 100% California.
        This shit is like $30 per liter now. What in the frick is going on in this COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

        A bottle is like 12 bucks at Winco.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the difference between lipton iced tea bags and a great loose leaf tea.

        Or orange juice concentrate vs. Fresh squeezed juice from oranges you picked off your tree.

        Really excellent olive oil is good enough that having a small spoonful is a pleasant experience. The good stuff is really incredibly good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Olive oil is the Med version of sushi.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he buys food at walmart
    I hate to break it to you, anon, but everything you eat is middling.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know literally nobody was using seed oils to cook until the last 200 years, only thanks to industrial processes that enabled the mass production of seed oils? It's almost like you weren't meant to consume them beyond the trace amounts found in the number of sneeds you'd naturally consume. Hmm maybe it's not such a good idea to consume thousands of seeds' worth of seed oil every single day?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Putting your lack of logical progression aside, why are you talking about seed oils in an olive oil thread?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >industry... le bad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Putting your lack of logical progression aside, why are you talking about seed oils in an olive oil thread?

      keep me posted

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *casually shovels in hormone-drenched meat at a far greater rate than any of my ancestors would have consumed at

    wuhhh?? wuhh??? seed oils? DAT STUFFS POSION

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's also bad, dumbass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope Black person, exercise more

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Consumption of canola oil (CO) and olive oil (OO), two widely consumed vegetable oils that are low in saturated fatty acids and rich in monounsaturated fatty acids have been recommended.We compared the effects of these two oils on lowering blood lipid levelsWe found that CO was the more effective oil to reduce low-density lipoprotein cholesterol (LDL-c), total cholesterol (TC), and LDL-c/high-density lipoprotein cholesterol (HDL-c) ratio, with no significant effects on HDL-c, triglyceride (TG), TC/HDL-c ratio, and very-low-density lipoprotein cholesterol (VLDL-c) levels compared to OO.

    A total of 13 eligible trials were included in this meta-analysis. The results showed that the CO consumption, significantly reduced serum LDL-c (WMD: -6.13 mg/dl, 95%CI: -9.79, -2.46, p = 0.001), TC (WMD: -8.92 mg/dl, 95% CI: -13.52, -4.33, P < 0.001) and LDL-c/HDL-c ratio (WMD: -0.30; 95% CI, -0.53, -0.06, p = 0.01) levels compared to OO. There were no significant changes in the other components of the blood lipids.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jerk off to this stuff
    You can jerk off with this stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >average european unzipping his dick
    >he ponders why native european birthrates are plummeting as he picks smegma out of his folds

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do Italians jerk off to this stuff?

    Because they're the most dramatic people on the planet. Why do you think opera came from italy too? Also, a lot of olive oil companies are unironically mafia-owned

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, I actually grew up in the Mediterranean and even have olive groves and at our house we never used olive oil. We ate plenty of olives, but this olive oil hype was never a thing around here.

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