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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity is doomed. What else is new

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, it's almost like the "experts" are trying to make you ill and kill you by feeding you poison

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out your wrong and they eat the same food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turns out your wrong and they eat the same food.
        Oh yeah like they take the same vaccines as us?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These are the same people who tell us we shouldn't hunt and fish because there's TOXIC AMOUNTS OF FOREVER CHEMICALS IN THE FISH AND ANIMALS
        Motherfricker if these forever chemicals are so bad, why the frick are the deer alive and thriving?
        >https://www.providencejournal.com/story/news/local/2022/10/11/ri-dem-does-not-test-deer-pfas-forever-chemicals/8206611001/
        NO YOU CAN'T EAT THESE ANIMALS THEY'RE FULL OF PFAS THAT WILL KILL ORGANIC LIFE EXCEPT THE ANIMALS!

        Motherfrickers just want you to have no alternative to the supermarket. They've made it literally fricking illegal in places to grow your own vegetables.
        https://civileats.com/2022/08/20/two-states-right-to-garden-laws-local-food-community-nutrition-security-illinois-florida/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >by feeding you poison
      yep, that's what people get for eating vegetables instead of food we can actually digest lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait until you hear what the livestock are eating

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so because other animals eat vegetables, humans should do so too?
          moronic argument

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no you dipshit
            because animals eat the vegetables with chemical spray so will yhe people who eat the animals
            youre not escaping it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              vegetables have natural poisons because they're not meant to be eaten, dumbass
              we are meant to eat their fruits to spread their seeds
              a vegetable is the part of a plant that is meant to stay alive, which is why humans can't digest it and we call "fiber"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a vegetable is the part of a plant that is meant to stay alive
                Corn.
                Pumpkin.
                Peas.
                Beans.
                Cucumbers.
                >um ackshually
                um ack- yourself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are mentioning genetically engineered crops
                do you even know how corn used to look like before domestication?

                cucumbers are not vegetables
                neither are pumpkin

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine being so dumb you actually fall for this meme

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well enjoy the diabetes or whatever

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enough about carbs.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat kale with every meal. Also I assume I will die from the effects of alcoholism in a few years anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      https://i.imgur.com/BcHvci1.png

      "journalism" is now pure sensationalism anyway, any amount of truth you might find in an article these days is strictly coincidental

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well I'm safe, I wouldn't eat that with your mouth.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat kale every day
    >rarely wash it
    >Canadian
    phew

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sar please do the needful.

      Do not reedeem the kale sar.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amazing thing about poisoning the soil is that everything you grow in that soil is also poison. People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison as they did when they ate vegetables. Carnivore diets are sub-optimal for humans, we need to eat a variety of food, but sub-optimal-and-not-poisoned is better than optimal-and-also-poison.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if animals wouldn't store those forever chemicals so you eat them too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, but you can still find stuff like grass fed beef where all of the food the cows eat hasn't been soaked in glyphosate like wheat, soy, and corn are. Can't eat fish though, we poisoned the oceans too and fish are just outright poison now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          corn wheat and soy are soaked in glyphosate? wow i had no idea thats how food production worked.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dude they literally spray the entire harvested crop with glyphosate because it makes them dry out faster.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mill my own flours from sacks of grain. None of my chit is sprayed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it depends on where you get the sacks of grain. they spray the crop in the weeks leading up to harvest in order to dry the grain out, which increases the yield by allowing more of the groats to come loose when they are threshing them. pretty much every wheat and oat product has more glyphosate than anyone ever expected there to be when they set regulations on how much can be used

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spray the entire harvested crop with glyphosate because it makes them dry out faster.
              Lol what? That's the most moronic thing I've ever heard. Please explain how that works and where you heard this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carnivore diets are sub-optimal for humans
      Meat only? Yeah. Add in eggs and dairy and it becomes optimal.
      Vegetables and grains are literal garbage, literal serf kibble. It's all glucose.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vegetables and grains are literal garbage, literal serf kibble. It's all glucose.
        meat and lard also becomes glucose in the end

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison as they did when they ate vegetables.
      Meanwhile, in reality...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think most people are eating wild birds that feed on fish that live in watersystems filled with pesticide runoff. Not saying chemicals aren't a problem with meat, but a cow eating grass is not going to bioaccumulate toxins the same way a carnivorous wild animal would.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody sprays anything on pasturage or corn fields
          This is how delusional you sound rn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And are the corn stalks eating each other and biocummulating the the chemicals? No. Maybe you should reread and reply again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison

      Forever chemicals accumulate up the food chain which for most begins with plants (or tiny creatures in the ocean) which absorb these chemicals into their physical being. Mercury and tuna for instance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesnt really make meat any better lmao what do you think theyre feeding the cows and pigs with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carnivore diets are sub-optimal for humans
      Meat only? Yeah. Add in eggs and dairy and it becomes optimal.
      Vegetables and grains are literal garbage, literal serf kibble. It's all glucose.

      Post body

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think those animals eat before you eat them? And, much like your mom's fat ass, bovines eat more than the average person so they'll accumulate more of the toxin

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli bullshit about how meat is ackshually bad for you
    shut up science b***h

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Joever

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a forever chemical?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a buzzword for soccer moms

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit that doesn't react with anything.
      Like Teflon. PFOA. idk. CFCs.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are bad, cows are destroying the planet, chickens and pigs are spreading diseases, crops are ruining the top soil, the ocean is filled with oil and chemicals, local rivers and lakes have chemicals and heavy metals from mining and factories, cheeses are bad, milk has pus and blood in it, fruits are just sugar bombs, veggies have pesticides, might as well kys

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick actually eats kale? That shit was used for decoration my entire life growing up. It was never considered edible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine cooked. It can add a nice flavor to a lot of soups as well. Or rubbed with salt.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it's not just Kale at this point that has "disturbing levels" of PFAs. If you're really concerned, trying growing some yourself in soil you know is "clean".

    Good luck: most rain water has PFAs in it, so pretty much so do all our plant foods. There's really no getting away from cancer causing poisons in the american diet, unless you meticulously grow everything yourself.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact: this means that bloodletting is becoming a practical thing to do in order to clean your blood up. go donate some blood

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Veganbros are gonna die faster than Jack Scalfani

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They keep coming out with news about stuff being healthy or unhealthy and I just don't fricking care.
    I select entirely for deliciousness.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. I eat the hell out of kale on sandwiches, soups and with oven roasted chicken and vegetables. Doesn't really matter, I'm going back to my old job and I paint and customize plastic models. Not eating kale wont make a difference.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been steaming mine and adding it to soups and sauces, works great and adds a ton of green power to my diet. At this point I've just kind of accepted that pretty much everything grown on earth is poisoned in some way due to nuclear weapons, rampant industrialization, and horrible farming practices. It sucks, but there's not a whole lot I can do about it directly.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My pet rabbit loved kale

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you gathered together all the articles ever published with this type of headline and cut them all out of you would end up with virtually nothing. Just stuff so rarely consumed it has escaped notice by shitty journos and assorted schizos.

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