Kenyan food is goated

Chipatis. Coconut beans. Curry. Loads of greens. Ugali. Beef stew. Getheri.

Marrying a Kenyan was the best decision I ever made.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugali is literally just cornmeal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ugali
      Their staple food is literally just called "ugly".
      Disgusting dirty slop. Cultures who eat wet foods with their hands are subhuman and should never be considered to be anything more than groveling slaves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Ugali sounds the same as ugly
        Maybe stop smoking meth because your teeth are fricked and you even type with an accent

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what's disgusting about it? Cornmeal isn't very gross

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The idea of eating wet sloppy greasy curry with your fingers and some wet cornmeal paste is disgusting. Yes, the way India eats their type of food is disgusting. Utensils have existed for hundreds of years and yet they can't even manage to fashion a rudimentary tool to transport stewed vegetable/meat matter into their mouths?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >hundreds of years
            thousands or tens of thousands but yeah

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They've existed for 1000's of years but they were only used after WWI. Before that it was one pot, one spoon everywhere, short of official banquets. As most people suffered from one form of dysinteria or another they just shat where they ate.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Cultures who eat wet foods with their hands
        have you ever eaten a piece of fruit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best decision I ever made
    god damn how is your bar that low?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incel. You'll never know the feeling of sitting together eating biscuits with a woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Incel. You'll never know the feeling of sitting together eating biscuits with a woman.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do your memes keep you warm at night?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here I fixed life for you anon

          Do your memes keep you warm at night?

          I'm sure your Black person b***h's fat flaps keep you warm at night alright

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess you don't have sex anon. I'm sorry you are lonely. Enjoy your frozen tendies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do have sex, but not with obese Negresses unfortunately.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          STOP FRICKING POSTING THESE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >eating sewing supplies

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >129rdPBP
          The thimble always gets stuck for me, but those BUTTONS!
          Really keeps the saliva flowing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A woman that can cook good food nowadays instantly elevates her multiple levels above a slightly prettier prostitute.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basically everything you listed is just beans and corn

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying a Kenyan was the best decision I ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i'd rather get with a BLACKED 300 body count white slag than a semi-traditional and kind kenyan woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cuck

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your child will hate you

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most subsahara food is trash. The only stuff that is remotely good are the ones that are some poor imitation of persian and Mediterranean food. But they're still inferior.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro that’s all colonizer food. Where’s the Kenyan stuffs?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The epitome of african + south east asian + indian cuisine is always rice + some shit. Wow, such inventiveness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey at least the south east asians have a pretty good variety of soups, salads and a ton of different types of noodles. It's not just rice and mystery goo with a side of bread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah exactly. Swap those names with some other country's words and no one would notice, it's the same sloppa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hate how "tzasiki" doesn't really mean anything other than yoghurt and garlic in the US. I've been to so called mediterranean places here that had dill or other kinds of crazy shit in it instead of cucumber. Absolute garbage. Turns out those places are Sudanese or some other shitty african country and not greek. I'd be fine with Lebanese, Turkish or something as well but the african ones are garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tzatziki has always been greek yogurt, garlic, dill, cucumber.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah some dill is fine but when you get zero cucumber a shitload of dill and harissa and other weird stuff mixed in it really doesn't taste anything like it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's because pulverizing and straining cucumber is a lot of extra work that 99% of people don't even notice is absent. I have the same complaint but I've just come to accept that most of it won't have cucumber.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not Kenyan food. Everything there is from another culture. What did Kenyas eat before other people showed them these foods?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What did Europeans eat before they found everything they make in other places? What a 70iq take.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What did Europeans eat before they found everything they make in other places?

            You mean before tomatoes and potatoes? We ate pretty much the same recipes as today but without using those.

            Africans were literally stuck in hunting / gathering phase until they were colonized.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Euros ate the same stuff they eat now without the addition of new world foods. Again, what did Kenyans eat? Everything that’s supposedly “Kenyan” food ITT is from another culture. Where’s the native Kenyan cuisine?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh really they had paprika, pepper, and all the common spices of today? and rice and tomatoes. Cool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. They ate, and still eat grain, meat, cheese, milk, eggs, fish, and native fruits and vegetables. We have thousands of years of written and archeological history supporting this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Africans and native Americans are fat better that Europeans before colonization. Which is why they towered over the 5'5 Europeans who they said looked ill and emaciated from their bread and cheese diets.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also Kenyan women are actually hot unlike disgusting flat arsed orange shaped European women. Big breasts, fat ass, hourglass figures. Give you tall chads sons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They look like Mewtwo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                pic unrelated?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Also Kenyan women are actually hot
                See, this is what I hate about Culinaly: people pretend like they know what the frick they're talking about and then they post things like this and you realize you're talking to a downie with a keyboard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Ohh I'm sooo angwy! I could scweam!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That certainly explains why their average height is about 5'7" to this day and reasonably much shorter in the past.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are way taller than even the Dutch. The problem you are having is your taking AVG height by nation, when small groups like pygmies completely skew the statistics because they are like 3 foot. Same thing with dick size. You take pygmy tribes out they are like Avg 6 foot odd with 10 inch BBC Bantu style. White guy in pic is 6ft lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen any. Either chubby manlets or somewhat tall lanklets. Sorry tyrone, this isn't food related either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't need to work out when you're physically built like Jon Jones and could murder any white man with your bare hands.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That certainly explains why your entire continent got conquered by some dudes with scurvy on a boat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Irish homosexual. Up the RA. Victory to the MauMau. Don't have to be a chad warrior when you've got a gun v a sword. Typical angloids scared to fight on equal footing. Just like israelites.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What is preventing them from inventing metallurgy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Irish homosexual. Up the RA. Victory to the MauMau. Don't have to be a chad warrior when you've got a gun v a sword. Typical angloids scared to fight on equal footing. Just like israelites.

                you have to go back tyrone no one likes you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bread
            Hardtack
            Porridge/soups
            Some form of root vegetables (minus potatoes (aka god's gift to man))
            Poultry,butter, cheese etc
            Beans I guess
            Definitely fish
            Beef would have been a luxury
            Pigs/boars would be occasional
            Keep in mind that all of them would be available to only a handful of people
            The staple foods of Europeans was probably bread, butter and cheese

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What did Kenyas eat before other people showed them these foods?
          Great question! Native Swahili had extensive contact with Arab traders throughout the medieval period, and prior to that for millenia were exposed to the cultures of bronze & iron age kingdoms to the north. They had a concept of cuisine using spices and exotic ingredients, though the extent to which these were popular or accessible to the common villager are debated and inconsistent.
          Still today, the national dish is called "Nyama Choma" (pic related), which is just simple grilled meat, often from goat or cattle, but traditionally included various hunted game as well. The spice blends have varied throughout history, but even thousands of years ago Kenyans had access to spices brought in from abroad as well as local native seeds and herbs.
          Other than that, a type of stiff porridge made from staple grains and tubers is common across the African continent and goes by many names, and evidence of the production of this humble carbohydrate-rich food is found in the archaological record since the neolithic era.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you could have just said "they grilled meat"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So they eat burnt meat with spices they got from Arab slavers and never developed a real cuisine. Burning meat on an open fire is basic b***h caveman shit. What a stunning culinary tradition they have.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i thought meat was the only real food according to you chuds?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well Kenyans and Kenyan culture are very conservative so that tracks.
                >Sodomy is a felony per Section 162 of the Kenyan Penal Code, punishable by 21 years' imprisonment, and any sexual practices (termed "gross indecency") are a felony under section 165 of the same statute, punishable by 5 years' imprisonment. On 24 May 2019, the High Court of Kenya refused an order to declare sections 162 and 165 unconstitutional.[6] The state does not recognise any relationships between persons of the same sex; same-sex marriage is banned under the Kenyan Constitution since 2010. There are no explicit protections against discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity. Adoption is restricted to heterosexual couples only.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Well Kenyans and Kenyan culture are very conservative so that tracks.
                According to the ranking, Nairobi emerged as the 9th unsafest city in Africa with a crime rating index of 59.2 and a safety index of 40.8.

                Kenya has an average IQ of 75.2
                almost every single kenyan is functionally moronic. This is a fricking thread about moronic people food. What is the purpose of this thread?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >almost every single kenyan is functionally moronic
                What purpose does the word “functionally” serve there? Do you mean “effectively”?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                functionally moronic is a real term you idiot

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's redundant because IQ measures are functional measures of overt behavior.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >t. kenyan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kashata Za Nazi
        [vine boom] O_O

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler is popular in Kenya. Mainly because he hated gays israelites and angloid cucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Githeri
        Githyanki cuisine is quite exotic!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think tzatziki and chapati are Kenyan...

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Women cheat on weak men like you. Not real men. It's probably better you stay a virgin anon.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real Kenyan food

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being western and saying this shit btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is, one looks at that picture and istantly recognizes it's british stuff (bad or good).

      What you have shown about Kenya's food so far is that it's completely generic and anonymous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rates food on whether it's visual aesthetics maintains a consistent brand

        Anon, your mind has unironically been fricking ruined by the internet. this is the most moronic, desperate nitpicking I have seen on this website in months

        t. concerned lurker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My mind is possibly fricked but not by the internet and not in the context of this thread. Where have I mentioned aesthetics? I am saying kenya food is made up of A,B,C , which are also shared by dozens of other countries.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s ridiculous. If you see Indian food, you know it’s Indian. If you see Chinese food, you know it’s Chinese, if you see Italian food you it’s Italian, if you see Mexican food you know it’s Mexican, if you see Eastern European food you know it’s Eastern European, if you see Middle Eastern food you know it’s Middle Eastern. You’re just fricking moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >god tier: meat and potatoes
      >top tier: meat and potatoes
      >mid tier: meat and potatoes
      >low tier: meat and potatoes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bacon sandwich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Britain is the only western country without a good cuisine.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sweden

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        t. never eaten english food

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beef wellington in low tier
      kek this is good bait

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >scotch egg, the best portable snack, not being god-tier
      >crumpets top tier
      >savoury scones not even on list

      this upsets me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You thinking scotch eggs should be higher upsets me even more, and shows pretty clearly that your opinions should be discarded

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Scotch eggs will always reign supreme heathen

          >cheap
          >tasty
          >nutritious
          >fits in pocket

          scotch eggs on a cold sunday morning at the market, nothing better. Is this your list?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're literally a fat wienereyed moron if you don't think scotch eggs are the greatest invention Brits have ever offered the world.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The best British pastime is losing battles with the Dutch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god look at all that glorious beige.

      No crisp sarnie as a choice though disgraceful

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nonono, this is Culinaly. If food from another country has sauce then its le funni poopoo. Get with the program buddy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    African food is so much better. And it's actually got micronutrients.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rice, garlic and bread is not African you nonce

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xxx is goated

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >irish
    >cucking for africans
    Yeah i can believe it. Post food if you have any.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It truly is incredible

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chipatis
    not even kenyan you mong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the food ITT is Kenyan in origin. No one has even posted a single native Kenyan food.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, similarly no American dish is actually American.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can certainly get inspiration from other places and make your own version of them. Almost no dish is created in a vacuum and have some kind of outside influence with ingredients. That's how culture works. But in the case of africa it's not a case of combining local cooking with outside cooking. It's all adopted from the outside.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is a Kenyan food thread, not an American food thread. Quit deflecting because you can’t name a single traditional Kenyan food that didn’t come from India or Greece or the Middle East.

            I can see you both shitting yourselves now. That's fine, backtrack as much as you want. I don't judge

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're just telling you you're wrong. No big deal big guy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >N-n-no you're wrong, even though you blew us out of the water
                OK, well done. Back to your hotdogs, burgers and pizza.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By your logic those are all native indigenous kenyan dishes too i suppose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No actually, by your logic they're native indigenous American dishes. You utter fricking clown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one ever said that. They're european immigrants combing their cuisine with what's available locally. Unlike kenyan food that is all imported from the outside.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm confused, it would be good if you could elaborate on the differences. What's fully imported? I need to understand the finities

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FITFO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So whites copying each other = native recipes. But Africans doing that = copying? By the way most European food that's actually good was copying from the Levant, Egypt etc. Romans food was basically stolen from Middle east, North Africa by your own epistemology.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just name a single native Kenyan dish. What typifies Kenyan cuisine?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nyama choma is good, but the kachumbari really is the deal breaker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Slow roast lamb and yams with greens and maize.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you. Finally a real answer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                c**t, this

                Nyama choma is good, but the kachumbari really is the deal breaker

                was a real answer.
                Tell me why you think it wasn't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I didn’t know those words until I looked them up just now. Nyama sounds like legit traditional Kenyan food but the salad is mostly tomato so that doesn’t count.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK, then nothing counts for any type of cuisine. You've negated it all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can tomatoes be part of traditional native Kenyan cuisine when they came from the Americas? Surely they have traditional pre-Columbian exchange foods. Every people has traditional pre-Columbian exchange food using native ingredients.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By this logic no Italian food is Italian because all the spices come from the middle east. Not to mention tomatoes lol. And pasta comes from china. Funny non of you incels apply this standard to white cuisine lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. I’m strictly speaking about traditional foods using native ingredients. I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with white incels, it’s weird. And pasta did not come from China. That’s a myth about Marco Polo uneducated people repeat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *obsessed with white people and incels

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >golly you sure are obsessed woweee
                you're a snake and a homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m neither. You’re a moron who knows nothing about food history or historical foodways and now you have nothing left so you’re calling me names. I also think you hate white people and are hyper-fixated on incels. If I had to guess, you’re a brown incel who is jealous white people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that what you wish your life was like?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not the poster, but im not seeing a downside to this picture. Care to elaborate?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He has sex with animals.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Statistically, two of those females have genital herpes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                statistically (you) and 95% of the posters in this thread will die a virgin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is a Kenyan food thread, not an American food thread. Quit deflecting because you can’t name a single traditional Kenyan food that didn’t come from India or Greece or the Middle East.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying a Kenyan was the best decision I ever made.
    Michelle Obama? Is that you?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get the Nyoyo

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cant tell if this post is genuine or ironypiled.
    if genuine holy cow i didnt know some of y'all had gotten this low.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I impulse bought some mchuzi mix and kenyan curry powder a few months ago. How should I use them? Got any recipes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Use the whole tin to season your trash can. Wa La.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thought it was going to be a neat african food thread
    >just a bunch of /misc/yps sperging out
    why oh why can't you morons stay in your containment board?
    anyways growing up we had nigerian family friends and we'd go over to their house for thanksgiving a lot. it was standard thanksgiving fare + some nigerian dishes, i kinda wish i remembered what they were in hindsight. it helps that the lady was a good cook but it was delicious every time

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Been at an African place once. All food smelled like a wet dog and the meat was unedible. At least it was all spicy enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the fine balance though. Some places like african use a lot of hot spices because the meat is bad so that's the only way to make it edible. Others use it to make it taste better. Most thai food etc you can still eat it with a lower level of spice but with african food you really have to have it super spicy so you can't taste how bad it is.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying a Kenyan was the best decision I ever made.
    You are a legit moron and your bloodline deserves to end.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >insulting a married man
      kicking a dead horse. Also
      >insulting Kenyans and their food
      kicking a dead horse

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is in the picture?
    what's it called?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Marrying a Kenyan was the best decision I ever made.
    Thinking about marrying my Kenyan GF. Should I go for it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would, my interactions with African women have been very pleasant. The ones I've met were polite, traditional and family oriented.
      My friend married a beautiful Tanzanian woman. She's a supportive mother, spouse, and homemaker. He tells me 9 yrs in and they're still regularly intimate.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sex havers
    Aka the people who reproduce and get shit done while you do nothing but mass quote and seethe, KWAB
    Enjoy dying alone

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dengu is pretty good

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they make a good eggplant dish if you're into that

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta give it to you OP, this is the best bait thread since a long time.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    real Kenyan food

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