>kitchen has fruit flies
>I haven't eaten a fruit or vegetable in over a decade
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Empty your bin you lazy bastard.
reminds me of the time we had a rat problem in the attic, so we threw a bunch of poison up there, then we had a fly problem
one night i counted and killed like 70 flies and it seemed to make zero difference in the amount of flies in the house
>has rat problem
>throws rat poison
>rat problem solved
>has fly problem
>doesn't throw fly poison
>counts them instead
one would think some solutions are obvious
>wienerroaches in the kitchen
>don't feel like cooking sometimes
>fast for days or eat shit like subway
if you have a roach problem, this shit is the best. put it in cracks and corners where they like to hang, finish most of a beer and squirt some in the can and leave the can out for a few days, no more roaches
Never tried that, but I can tell you boric acid is this white powder that works ridiculously well at exterminating wienerroaches. You sprinkle it on the floor around the edges and it both poisons them when they eat it as well as tears apart their exoskeletons when they touch it like little shards of glass. It's just nonfatal enough on first contact to let them go back to where other roaches are before they die and then get eaten by their roach friends who also get poisoned or torn apart in the process. Also as harmless as table salt to a human.
>harmless
>caution keep out of reach of children
Children aren’t human.
"As harmless as table salt" you dip.
Cars are also part of how the world works but you wouldn't let your kid play in traffic.
Who ever said cars are harmless?
Why a can of beer? Couldn't you use something else as bait?
i suppose, but i noticed the little critters enjoyed my beer cans quite a bit, so thats what i used
>Walk around my condo all day
>Never see one bug
>Turn off my light and get ready to go to bed
>Precisely ONE fruit fly lands on my monitor
>Kill it by smashing it against my monitor
>Another one comes 2-3 days later
AAA
>the spider and wienerroach that live in my shower are fighting again
If you can't find the fruit when you're in your kitchen then you are the fruit.
You're not joking.
If I scrub the entire apartment completely clean, they start attacking me.
You guys need a salt gun. I've been leaving my windows + screens wide open all summer to attract prey and haven't even gotten a single fly yet. So far I have only killed a few moths and a giant centipede.
>field mouse gets in my apartment from outside
>stay up all night so it doesn't bite me when i'm sleeping and give me some bullshit disease
>go to the hardware store
>get four spring-and-bar mouse traps
>bait them with peanut butter
>several hours later
THWAP!
gotcha b***h
Yeah, tell me about it. I've been battling these frickers for five years now. Rooftop apartment in the tropics. During WuFlu I was shut out of the country for six solid months. There was zero food in the place, and it was midsummer when I got back, with the air conditioning shut off, meaning the interior temp was easily up in the 120s some days.
I walk in, and within minutes I see one flying around. Still alive.
I swear, the only way I'm ever gonna get rid of them is if the place gets hit with a missile.
>whole thread really motivated in solving OPs fruitfly problem
>not ONE person finds questionable that OP has not eaten fruits OR vegetables for over 10 years
Culinaly was a mistake
>not ONE person finds questionable that OP has not eaten fruits OR vegetables for over 10 years
That's because they're in shared company. A good 80% of the morons here don't eat fruits or vegetables either, why do you think most of the board is fast food threads or people whining about shitty discontinued snack products?
This. A lot of people here are grown men who still live with their parents too. It's pathetic.
Dirty rags.
why don't the bugs just stay outside. i don't go out there and bother them, why must they come into MY domain and harass me?
i have warned them. if i find them inside, i will kill them. they know the risk. and yet, they return.
The rewards far outweigh the risk
they could be coming from the drain, fill a cup with apple cider vinegar, sugar, and some dish soap, plastic wrap over the top and poke some holes to trap em in
Living in your drain. Gotta bleach your drains, dude.
RIP