>lab grown meat

>lab grown meat
nah
the future is genetically modified creatures that have little to no higher brain function

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized the only way vegans could win is pushing for shit like this
    holy frick is that creepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you rather the animal be capable of suffering? You're no better than those asians who boil their food alive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're no better than those asians who boil their food alive.
        Back in the 2010's, we used to have African-American People of Color that would make ghetto lobsters by boiling their own children alive. They say that if the kid is held upside down, it will get confused and won't scream when you dip its head into the boiling water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are defending this over creating meat that never had to die

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you are defending this over creating meat that never had to die
          Yeah, I'll eat those cancerous tumors after you do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            as if the frankestein monsters wouldnt kill you just as fast

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Our factory farmed hormone injected meat is already horrible for you. This would be 10x worse lol. Lab grown meat is promising. I honestly don't understand why poltards are so against it? Like I don't like any of the impossible or vegan crap because I like meat. I'm not opposed to Lab grown meat though. It just needs to become cheaper to produce than farmer meat, which will eventually happen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lab-grown meat is one of those technologies that isn't just a novelty. It's something we actually need to develop. Our current methods for producing meat just aren't sustainable in the long run. Even if you overlook the abject cruelty we impose on animals in factory farms, there's just no way it can continue to produce meat in a manner that will meet the growing global demand.

              Lab-grown meat is critical to both meeting that demand and developing a new system that is more sustainable and doesn't involve the brutality we inflict on animals.

              In a few decades(in the developed world) humans will look back at killing/eating live animals as barbaric and primitive. It will only exist in a traditional sense. Poltards are just low-IQ contrarians who fear what they don't understand.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              id rather meat is completely banned then eating tumors and insects

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're no better than those asians who boil their food alive.
        dont americans boil lobsters too though? why is that only asians in your mind?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're no better than those asians who boil their food alive.
        i am better than any of that fricking monsters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because right and wrong is determined by the Creator and His perfectly designed natural order, not by some utilitarian calculation of suffering or your personal feelings.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i reckon a 900lb mass of flash that cant move itself isnt very viable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all of its meat will be as tender as filet mignon because of that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        will it? id have to imagine it'd be pretty gross if it cant even roll itself over and all that weight is on it, but im not a professional flesh shaper

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see.
          Nurses regularly turn patients who can't move around so that they don't develop bedsores and bloodflow issues.
          It would be trivial for a future technology to have the means to automatically regularly turn over a brain dead meat creature.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a brain dead meat creature.
            That's what we call all of the patients that come into our emergency room. It never fails to get a laugh.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I see.
          Nurses regularly turn patients who can't move around so that they don't develop bedsores and bloodflow issues.
          It would be trivial for a future technology to have the means to automatically regularly turn over a brain dead meat creature.

          hydroponics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about your mother

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People will b***h and moan and make these "dystopian" concepts but present no alternatives for the massive increase in population they want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Planetary colonization is the only answer. Humanity is a virus & all that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is it the answer when the larger the population gets the faster it grows

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >how is it the answer when the larger the population gets the faster it grows
          It's a shame that the human population doesn't have some sort of apoptosis adaptation built into it. Things would be so much easier if we were like Black people and we murdered our own kind when our tribes exceeded a certain number.
          Yeah, try to tell me that there's a better reason for all of the murders in Black 'hoods

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's a shame that the human population doesn't have some sort of apoptosis adaptation built into it
            It does, controlled reproduction is the catalyst for civilization and the more civilized the people are the less they will reproduce. Its why the ancient greeks had so much gay buttsex.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It does, controlled reproduction is the catalyst for civilization and the more civilized the people are the less they will reproduce. Its why the ancient greeks had so much gay buttsex.
              Actually, homosexuals are born that way because of genetics, and homosexuality is not a choice. You will know that I am correct when you look at the following link that explicitly points out the gay genes:

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you implying that behavior genetics are merely a representation of the possibility of emerging psychological phenotypes and two well-to-do men spraying thick ropes all over each other after a hot frotting session for the good of mankind is more symptomatic of higher societal functions? that would be a lot to take in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And other planets will have to deal with the same problem in whatever way they can. Population control on one planet is an option, but ultimately not the best for the persistence of the species. Our only realistic long-term answer to overpopulation will be increases in tech or genocide, probably both.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Our only realistic long-term answer to overpopulation will be increases in tech or genocide, probably both.
            Hitler probably could've avoided a lot of food supply chain issues if he had ordered his people to process the prisoners in the concentration camps as food for the troops. I mean, sure, nobody really wants to eat boiled israelite, but at least then he would've had a reason to put them in ovens.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >present no alternatives for the massive increase in population they want.
      It's quite simple, rilly: mass genocide the undesirables and use their flesh to feed those that are desirable.
      We could create fake warzones and draft people to fight in these wars just so they can die. Like the whole Ukraine thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shalom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Production isn't the problem, distribution is. For example tons of food gets wasted because the stores/restaurants don't want to setup food donations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eat more vegetables and less meat, moron.

      Captcha:8S0Y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just guard the border properly so the overbreeding countries can't get in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only population increasing is Africans, so we should just cut off all aid, team up with Asia to build a giant wall around it, then move down from the north eradicating them all as we go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're incredibly misinformed about the world. china is the one providing a shit ton of aid and business collaboration with africa

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          to create a debt trap, which africa is now walking up to and starting to pull back from.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes but not out of altruism like the Europeans did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was never about populationsl increase.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >massive increase in population they want
      Who the FRICK wants that?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm, delicious domestic meat pig

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes but it's creepy so people won't buy it and the environmentalists will condem it like nuclear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure lab meat is already a thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's totally experimental, doesn't actually replicate the tissues or nutrition, and is more expensive than normal mean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but its not illegal

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anencephaly
    nah
    the future is genetically modified creatures that desire to be eaten
    anencephaly is going to be used to grow rich people their own replacement organs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the future is genetically modified creatures that desire to be eaten
      that's a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the future is genetically modified creatures that desire to be eaten
      yaaaAAAAAaaaas daddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would it actually be unethical to eat the thing in that pic?
      How about breeding them for the purpose?

      Personally, I am still waiting for slig.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That still has a lot of the downsides of traditional meat production. With lab-grown meat we could grow exactly what we want with less waste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with current lab grown meat tech, it can only generate muscle cells and in order to simulate meat, it needs to be "3d printed" on to a substrate along with fat. that's not particularly appealing when you can't get specific cuts of meat or bone in meat cuts like ribs, wings, and drumsticks.
      but I'm sure the technology will improve in the future, but right now, the dystopian idea of a brain dead meat creature sounds more appealing from a culinary perspective.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The cleanliness standards for labgrown meat are too high to ever be commercially viable.
      Living creatures naturally come with a great immune system already included that does all the hard work for us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Livestock still regularly get sick. And sometimes their illnesses spread to us. People still regularly get food poisoning from them.

        I don't think lab-grown meat will be in stores soon but it doesn't seem that far off to say it's impossible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An animal getting curably ill is totally different from a culture vat having to be dumped and sterilized all over again because one bacterium got inside and started reproducing.
          https://thecounter.org/lab-grown-cultivated-meat-cost-at-scale/

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turn unused locations into farmland?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone acting like this is dystopian
    I'm not even trying to be edgy: being literally engineered to be brain-dead seems like a much more humane way to generate meat than factory farming with fully conscious, intelligent animals, the way we're do now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Status quo bias. If we still hunted for meat like we did in the ancestral environment, the sight of a slaughterhouse would seem an unconscionable affront to nature. But we were born into this society, so we're conditioned to think it's perfectly normal and therefore neutral, and only deviations from the status quo can be judged as being abhorrent. If we already did it like in the OP, nobody would dream of saying "This is disgusting. We should make it so the meatsacks can feel pain, then it will be fine."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most people think industrialized meat production is pretty fricked up though, especially if they know what actually happens in those places

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somehow this is less humane than just raising and killing pigs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly inseminated
    >hyperlactation
    >enhanced with snake genes
    Am I on /d/?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I on /d/?
      lmao I thought the same but unironically

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can just stop eating meat, right?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they had something like this for human flesh instead. Imagine being able to choose between O+, A-, B+, or AB- meat when you go to a fancy restaurant, or even the meat's sex. Imagine eating a freshly ground burger made from some dude's traps, genetically engineered to be as fatty as possible like wagyu.
    Or imagine being able to buy Black meat in bulk to make jerky for the poors. You could call it Soylent Black and tell "people" that it is made out of African-American infants. Just make sure it is at least 25% crisco (or Black fat) and 25% lawry's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude what the actual frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why meat eating is degenerate. Someone always, without fail, uses it as an excuse to eat other humans. "But pigs are so similar to us and we eat pork, why not eat human next?!" The human brain can't help but do this because of our heightened empathy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The human brain can't help but do this because of our heightened empathy.
        That literally makes no sense. Why would someone with empathy want to eat another human?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not underempathy for humans, it's overempathy for animals. Humans anthropomorphize animals because of our large capacity for empathy. Therefore, to the human brain, eating a pig = eating a human.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans anthropomorphize animals because of our large capacity for empathy.
            To be fair, some animals, like cats, actually ARE capable of emulating some human behaviors and repeating those behaviors in the same ways that humans would. Well, some cats anyway. Just like with humans, some cats are more moronic than others.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the fricking screencap for this because this is beyond fricked up.

      anon plz have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Imagine if you could use your own genes to make this meat, it would be like replacing a damaged car part with an OEM part. Human meat is the most nutritious thing you can possibly eat, especially organs. Why do you think the elites do it constantly? Sadly moralcucks will never make this a reality.
      >inb4 le prions!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what did i just read?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish that were me

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No worse than what happens on already

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like something a Furry would make

    the art not the concept

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    non-vegans will say this is horrifying yet see nothing wrong with normal, conscious pigs being kept in functionally the same conditions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS IS SO HORRIFYING!!
      >why?
      >BECAUSE THEY ARENT ABLE TO COMPREHEND THEIR IMPENDING DEATH LIKE THEY SHOULD!!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish that was me

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the future is genetically modified creatures that have little to no higher brain function
    Why waste energy growing and maintaining bones and organs?
    If you just want meat, then just grow fricking meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's so you can grow things like ribs which have a unique flavor thanks to its connective tissue. also highly valued cuts like oxtail. bones can be used for bone broth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then just grow meat with high collegen or straight up bone marrow.
        What's the value in growing it all together when you can control tissue content proportion more easily if you just grow it separately?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bones can be used for bone broth.
        That's still an extra unnecessary step and eventual waste product. Theoretically you could "brew" the bone broth directly with something like this.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could have a story where you have animals like that but then it's later discovered that actually they do have a brain, it's just hidden inside of their body and that the scientists found that they couldn't grow the meat without it and yet they knew the public would be more accepting if the animal didn't have a brain

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fyi someone can report you as off topic and your banned
    good joke tho
    we will grow meat like trees
    thank you future

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OH NOOOO homosexual

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does immigration have to do with food and cooking?

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