Learning how to cook so I can treat my future pets like this. I don't have any, but it's nice to think about

Learning how to cook so I can treat my future pets like this. I don't have any, but it's nice to think about

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bird

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that shitbull would rather eat a child than that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you should feed it a bullet to the brain anyways.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't feeding your pibble grass-fed toddler it's animal abuse.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do that for my little guy but he'd always only eat the meat then leave the rest. Smart little guy would eat around everything else if I mixed it. I miss that spoiled brat, I loved that dog for 12 years and then age got him but he never slowed down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many kids did he eat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you so lucky? Put nasty 14 year old mutt won't fricking die, but he just cries and whines from pain all the time, stinks, fricking shits and pissrs himself. Frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope someone curb stomps your skull. Put him down let him rest in peace have some empathy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, not my job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He might still be able to maul one more child. Why would you take that chance away from the poor thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nasty 14 year old mutt won't fricking die, but he just cries and whines from pain all the time, stinks, fricking shits and pissrs himself. Frick
        I hope you have a pitbull because they deserve owners like you. 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is a pit, but an absolute gem of a dog. I've just grown to loathe mutts due to my line of work. 99% of pet dogs are absolute trash. Ours is just really old now and is fricking annoying.

          Our chihuahuas were great except for unpotty training themselves, knowing it's what not to do, but nothing worked to get them back on track, and no way in hell was I going to spend thousands to essentially redomesticate them.

          Dogs are the furthest from being domesticated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put him down bro

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I buy my dog one of those $5 rotisserie chickens from costco every week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That can't be good if it's eating all the salty spiced up skin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even notice that, but yeah. Pets don't need fricking spices on their food. They don't need seasonings. Your idea of seasoning is just poison for them. They don't need salt. Their bodies are way different from ours, with way smaller organs. Stuff like salt and seasonings will make them sick.
        The best thing you can give your pet are raw bones. My cat always gets the bones trimmed off my chicken thighs, fresh and raw, never cooked. It's a great treat and it's healthy for her.
        If you want to cook for your dog or cat, you must read up on it and talk to your vet. My vet talked me out of it completely, but I do have some recipes that she enjoys from time to time when I want to treat her.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him some lemon.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ewww, a dog "person". Give it onion, please. Let it lick inside of your mouth after it's eaten its own shit. Nasty fricks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give it onion, please
      Does this kill dogs?
      Asking for me because I want to kill my neighbors dog

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They say it does, but it seems to need to be large quantities. They say grapes, too, but again, large quantities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They say it does, but it seems to need to be large quantities. They say grapes, too, but again, large quantities.

        Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.

        Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.

        Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.

        Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.

        Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs.

        Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:
        >just shoot it!
        * obvious intent
        * police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths
        * dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods
        * unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught

        >antifreeze!
        * takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50
        * now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it
        * weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious

        >rat poison or other poisons!
        * obvious intent
        * can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm
        * much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
        * some "rat poison" products are just warfarin, which only works because rats often fight and bleed out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based, saved, and will spread to any, and all that could use this information. Doing god's work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You, sir homosexual, belong on a list. Hope the absolute worst things in life happen to you and no one else but you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Na, there are some problematic dogs out there. Mostly in the hood, or places where people don't give a frick.
            But if it came down to me or my child's safety vs. someone's demonic-ass dog, the dog is going down.
            For a lot of these thugs the dog isn't even a pet, it's just a status symbol or a weapon to fight for them, or a money-maker in the case of fighting dogs.
            Honestly, the owners are the ones who deserve to die, but you really can't do that, now can you?
            Frick gangsta thug mentality and the abuse of pits for status. It goes along with everything else I hate about those people.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cat loved sitting next to me as I ate, she turned her nose at 99% of whatever I showed her but she really wanted to smell it.
    I very much miss her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Always have my cat sitting around on a chair when i cook because when he hears me using the cutting board he comes running with hopes i'll trim some meat and he'd get the scraps. So i always let him smell everything i cook. If it's a vegetable he'll just give it a few sniffs and then settle down again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My lovely cat does this too. She loves to come behind wherever I ate and sniff. If I offer her some, chances are she won't even bite. She rejects shrimp of all things. My last cat LOVED shrimp. She also jumped on the kitchen counter and ate some meat I had thawing to though...
      All cats are different. I've had this one since she was a wee kitten. Perhaps that makes the difference.
      I HATE animals that beg as soon as you sit down to eat.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If all dogs and kids go to heaven, does that mean pibbles are chasing kids in paradise?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, yet another Culinaly thread where everyone needs to go leave and /gif/. What a surprise

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs & cats (and also other species, I would assume) have very different anatomy and therefore dietary needs from Humans.
    You MUST supplement home-made pet foods with nutrient additives, or else they will form a deficiency of some sort and become ill.
    The old school people, like my dad, telling you that they had pets that they fed table scraps are probably nostalgic and their parents shielded them from the effects, or they just got lucky somehow.
    You can't just feed a pet human food.

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