Left or right?

Left or right?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would fold them so they face eachother and then eat

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with the left one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh mozzarella as opposed to the other kind, but I’m not surprised that the morons here can’t tell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell that's why I rated it lower. Buy a grater you lazy fuck.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t grate fresh mozzarella lmao are you retarded

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can't really grate fresh mozzarella because it's too soft. It's also a bit wet so you can't use as much either without making the pizza soggy.

            you can grate it and get a basically bumpy mush which works pretty well and easy to spread evenly
            t. pulled a pizza out of the oven 10 minutes ago

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah you can’t backpedal on this, just admit you were wrong and be dignified about it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >8

                post a pic then homosexual
                >but I ate whole thing already
                no you didn't you fat cunt

                i wasnt the anon you were replying to. it's hours later now and did finish the pie with my wife and kids and didn't take pictures because i'm not a homosexual, but you both know im not wrong. try grating fresh mozzarella you wont break it i promise

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post a pic then homosexual
              >but I ate whole thing already
              no you didn't you fat cunt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why your pizzas look like shit and have uneven cheese distribution

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't really grate fresh mozzarella because it's too soft. It's also a bit wet so you can't use as much either without making the pizza soggy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fresh mozzarella is meant to be dried out or pressed like how you do for tofu before using it on a pizza.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ... no, no it isn’t. Stop making shit up

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is, it's either left out to dry in the fridge overnight or sliced and pressed under a plate before it's used on Neapolitan pizza anyway, I'm not sure about your retarded pizza.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left: 2/10
    Right: 5/10

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    right every time. left one looks gay and annoying

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Yorkers consider this to be good pizza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The secret to a good pizza dough is the rat shit.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would smash both of these

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right is fatslop. Left is probably actually good

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual pizza making person here I press my mutz with paper towel then rock a pastry blender over it a few times to make it easy to sprinkle. I do the artsy chunks like the left slice to impress girls though.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the right looks more delicious
    New York style

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks better made but left looks like it has better ingredients. If you're gonna make a pizza with good ingredients, why don't you do it right? Drying your cheese first would help, but I'm more concerned that you only used one cheese and cut it so thick it sunk into the sauce. Shave it with some other cheeses and you'll be in better shape. Also stretch your crust out more and run a higher temp, your shit isn't even and looks like it probably has a soggy bottom.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First one, then the other. Order does not matter.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    free will is an illusion and I will "choose" whatever has been ordained for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The virgin "life should be fair!!! If bad things happen to me it's because something is wrong with the universe!! I deserve to always be happy and content!!" child
      vs
      >the chad "fate has decided my lot. It is my destiny to fulfil it." adult

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks like shit. Like ops acne ridden basement dwelling homosexual face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you okay?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously left

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left is shit, the cheese hardens

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both. left one for taste right one for hunger. where's the basil?

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