Let me guess. More mayo ?

Let me guess. More mayo ?

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pouring the sauce straight on the fries instead of to the side

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mix it in for pure sloppy goodness

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your mom's snizz is pure sloppy goodness

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of those things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Soft Soggy Fries

        Absolutely disgusting.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you need to add one of these.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >british crap but not malt vinegar
      shiggy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      squeezy curry sauce frick that frick you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not like the stuff from the pot is much better.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no just don't put it on the fries, it's annoying to eat it that way, you put it on the side and dip the fries in it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No mayo, actually. Keep that shite to yourself.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes everything needs to be covered

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayo, tiny squirt of ketchup, and a sprinkle of seasoned salt mixed together

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo + ketchup + pickle relish + Worcestershire sauce + minced onion + salt + white pepper + msg. Too lazy to look up the ratios right now.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a relatively small amount of fries.
    That amount of mayo will be juuust enough for that.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ketchup + black pepper is all I need

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you, too spicy for me

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and a tonne of garlic and a little bit of hot sauce to the mayo
    perfect

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fat based sauce with fried food is too much fat for me. I can only stand it with sushi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mayo is mostly oil. French fries are fried in oil. Lemme guess, you want to put some butter and lard on it too, huh fatty? Not greasy enough to power your lumbering 450lb frame?

      >She fell for the "fat makes you fat" meme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does though. Nothing has more calories. Don't annoy me with some keto bullshit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fat having the most macronutrients doesn't mean you will get fat by eating it. You have to eat at a caloric surplus consistently to get fat. I hope this has been informative moron, let me know if you need to know other basic facts.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and it's easier to eat a caloric surplus when you gobble down 7 different types of grease in the same dish, fat Black person

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amerifats really do this???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought mayo on fries was a UK thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also in NL. It's a Euro thing mostly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck, no.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a barbarian thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic belgian fritkots do this kind of dumb Black person shit, some have the decency to put the sauce in a small container so you can dip it like you want.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mayo on fries
    Absolutely disgusting! Throw that shit in the trash!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, at least double that

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frites met mayo ist lekker

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yessssss

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mushroom catsup for me please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bit of nutmeg on it for me thanks

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What moron puts mayo on fries?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me
      Also mustard when I’m in the mood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire country of the Netherlands

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a white thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it's a white trash lardo thing
        Real men sip their fries in tartar sauce

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup mayo vinegar and more salt

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mayo on fries
    >putting the condiment directly on the fries

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it needs some chopped red onion on top

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based DutchChads making angloids seethe by making the best fries

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo is good with fries but why leave it plain?
    The great thing about mayo is that you can mix it with almost anything. Throw some spices and/or herbs in there, man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quality mayo really doesn't need any extras

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes please

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately thinks of semen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately thinks of semen

      well the manga was written a by cuck homosexual so it makes sense

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't this served in a pointed paper bag?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new bag technology

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome stuff

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo and Ketchup, 50/50

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the appeal of this shit. put the sauce on the side you heathens

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo only goes well with Tuna sandwich. Other than that I don't eat mayo.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seasoned fries cold no dip
    You good bro
    That much mayo you could just fry some egg whites in olive oil and make it a full meal
    And of course just sit on it and smear it all around for amusement
    How to

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *