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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean that shit and cure it, then we can talk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I meant season it.
      I just mistranslated the spanish word.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t season the public grill you fricking cuckold just scrape it and oil it and cook.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        limpiamos la parrilla con una cebolla cabron

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I need less.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I own my own grill and a smoker, why would I need to use the park one?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need is a stretch, I could make do. But if this were the only option I would most likely throw my Webber in the truck and just use that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you going to pack up a hot grill when you leave?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you take the meat off the grill, close the top and bottom vents to starve the fire. By the time you've eaten and had a couple laughs it'll be cold enough to handle.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dubious claim

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cooking on something homeless people piss in and use as an ashtray

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a bullet proof vest to grill in neighborhoods with park grills.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are silly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm white, therefore a target.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're white you should move to a non-ghetto part of the country where you don't have to worry about such things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live in a bedroom community. I have two propane grills that I do not have locked up.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I need a bullet proof vest to grill in neighborhoods with park grills.
              Then your post of
              >I need a bullet proof vest to grill in neighborhoods with park grills.
              is very silly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s right ya know

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cooking outside
    >Using a grill
    Not even once

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you okay anon? you might want to see a doctor because to other people you seem little bit tarded

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you use these in my local parks without a reservation you get a ticket.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao wtf, where do you live? What do they cite you for ..."unlawful meat cooking"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No clue what the ticket states but the sheriff in this area are buttholes they'll even give you a ticket if you sit on the picnic tables without making a reservation

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn right I do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Australians are so proud of their grills
      >outside of their COVID dormitories

      No one wants to follow the Australian plan of disarming your citizens then putting them into camps for the flu.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy schizo posting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except all civilised nations do in fact enact quarantines when necessary and moderate armament access.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about sweden?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Around Stockholm, public grills basically became unusable for shitting because of the sheer volume of migrant feces. However, you can still find a few operable shitting grills in the north--if you don't mind a cold arse, of course!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These look like the ovens at Auschwitz. Zero sovl.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons talk about homeless people and vagrants messing with these but the great majority of them exist in areas way off the beaten path of that type of person. They're in state and national parks and usually behind an entrance gate at the end of a fairly long road, and in the middle of a campground surrounded by woods on all sides.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I will not eat where homeless people shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They burn dogshit in these btw.

      Thank you for your service. Every Memorial Day, ERs get overwhelmed with patients who acquired bacterial infections or intestinal parasites from "cooking" on these things, after ignoring all the warning signs at the park. Let's aim for a safer Summer 2024, folks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should I stop shitting in it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's an excellent question. In an emergency, it should be moderately safe to shit in, as long as you clean off any larger shit particles with a wire brush, and briefly toast the top surface with a fireball of lighter fluid. That should give you about a 2 minute window of safety before the pathogens recover, ASSUMING that your bare ass isn't touching the surface. If you don't have the dexterity to squat on top, you're better off shitting in a garbage can.

          (Just whatever you do, NEVER use the public "bathrooms" at the park, which belong solely to the HIVAIDS+ community and their prideful diseases.)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds like a lot of work. I always heard it was a myth that you could get STDs from shitting on a public grill. Plus it actually feels kinda nice to "wipe" by scooting around on the grates, assuming you don't have a buddy who can blast you with piss.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(Just whatever you do, NEVER use the public "bathrooms" at the park, which belong solely to the HIVAIDS+ community and their prideful diseases.)
            I should report you to the FBI so you can be sent to a secret prison and be tortured. Because you think it is wrong for human beings to give other human beings incurable diseases that came from simians. Bigots like you make me ashamed to call myself a gift giver.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use a crumpled up ball of foil to scrub it, light it up and let it sit for a while with a high flame.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They burn dogshit in these btw.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made one of these. Btw the red under the egg was because I reheated some red mexican rice first

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