Let me guess, you're still eating this.

Let me guess, you're still eating this.

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men
    >owning cats
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      multigrain

      Excuse me did you just assume my gender?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An old guy choking a fox. What's your point?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. blind from lack of toxoplasmosis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't own a cat you're fricking dead to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THINKING ABOUT THOS BEANS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Bill Foster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on Culinaly
      >shitting on cats
      Either bait or new

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cats are african immigrants.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your Toxoplasmosis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It enabled me to become a fighter pilot, so yeah.

      https://i.imgur.com/sEq3dSI.jpeg

      Let me guess, you're still eating this.

      I'll eat both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Increased my risky behavior. I banged a teacher and became top gun and raced around on a gay bike without a helmet chasing planes and being a loon. I take dangerous chances. I'm just too good to worry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound gay as frick son

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Takes a gay to know one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No i just went training with the Navy a few times

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he saw you last week at a little bar called The Manhole

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, you don't ask, we don't tell. You wanna get in on the shirts off, oiled up, beach volleyball game? We also play weird beach football, but you can't damage a skilled pilot that the government spent a lot of money on, so when you tackle, you gotta pick the dude up and gently cuddle him into the ground.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toxo isn't so bad. There's always another seat at the table, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toxoplasmosis makes women more attracted to you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That pizza looks cold as ice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And willing to sacrifice our love

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like my ex wife's heart

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CATS ARE NOT FOR EATING YOU FRICKING SLANT EYED PIECE OF SHIT

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss having a cat
    although letting him so close to your pizza is kind of nasty brother

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it’s not laying on it it’s fine, it’s not like cat hair is any more sanitary once it’s detached and on the bed, chairs, and floor.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You got the whole damn box on your bed, so I'm guessing you're pretty use to eating hair.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you asking me if I eat pussy?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would shave it first. But after that would make a delicious roast.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I don't like olives on pizza

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd eat her out, yeah

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Chinese, I don't eat housepets.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >olives
    I don't eat tainted food

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gross I would never eat a pizza with olives on it.

    Nice cat.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would never happen at my house

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would if it was my cat that i love and respect
    my cat really likes me! it was a stray cat i let come inside and now we are best friends!

    my ex girlfriends cats shit up the inside of the house and i hated them. i would not eat the pixxa if they touched it. they were annoying lil shit gremlins

    my cat is a hoss

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not thin crust so no

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have two cats and I recently got a large blood test where I also got tested for toxoplasmosis. I don't have toxoplasmosis and I would still totally destroy this za.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have four cats :3

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. What's wrong with eating cats? Do you have something against the Chinese you racist chud?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is like this. Owns a cat and lets it walk the frick all over his kitchen counter and food preparation areas seconds after he's just watched it use those same paws to scratch around in its letterbox
    >"...Wanna go get some Carl's Jr for lunch?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your cat gets mail?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he JUST laid down and didn't walk across the pizza I would eat the two rows on the bottom and not the top

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That pizza looks shitty regardless of the cat.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah that pizza looks cold

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its weird to me when cathomosexuals get a sense of pride from how gross they are

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me guess, you're still eating this.

    No, it's got olives on it.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit, worst case scenario I get sick because the cat got doo doo on the pizza
    I can handle getting sick I'm not gonna frickin die
    even if I do get sick it would be worth because the pizza looks good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even if I do get sick it would be worth because the pizza looks good
      Unfortunately it's pizza hut

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 6 cats, everything I have ingested in the past 3 years is covered in cat fur I guess I don't really care anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like hell, and I love cats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You get used to it. As a Culinalyizen once said
        >I just know your house stinks
        It's probably true, I don't notice it though.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not? Its fresh, and feeding it a bit of goyslop can't be any worse than the genuine slop we feed to pork and poultry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hohohohoho he said the meme word !!! Dingdingdingdingdingding!!!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm allergic to cats, if a cat hair got inside my mouth I don't know what would happen but it wouldn't be pleasant.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not unless you put Pineapple on it

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t eat that shitty looking pizza before the cat was involved

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah man, i paid like $40 for that slab of worthless greasy dough with some cheese and shit on it

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably ok unless the cat suddenly decides to shit or fart all over the pizza.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cat meat honestly would be too stringy and taste like shit some dogs would probably taste not bad though.

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