Let's be honest - pizza is just ok. Not great, barely good - it's just ok.

Let's be honest - pizza is just ok. Not great, barely good - it's just ok. The reason everyone likes it is because it's inoffensive, not because it's good in its own right, the same sort of reason adults eat chicken nuggets. There's nothing objectionable about it so it ends up as the default, especially when feeding a lot of different people, but there is no combination of bread, tomato sauce, cheese, and toppings that is legitimately good in its own right.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate about 80 pizzas last year. Saying pizza is not good is saying bread and cheese is not good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's just ok

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pizza rules, you're just moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese sucks and bread is the bare minimum survival food. I think OP is right, even with world class toppings pizza is just OK.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cheese sucks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It tastes like sour milk and makes you fart. Also cow milk is full of troony hormones. It sucks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Charles Martel was nicknamed "the Hammer" when Rome ruled the world

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >makes you fart
            skill issue. have you tried being white?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza can vary in quality from barely edible to God-tier food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have had all kinds of pizza up to very expensive and highly rated locations and even those are just ok.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >very expensive and highly rated locations
        pretentious trash
        Domino's pan is unironically better than any hipster pizza I've ever had and this discontinued pizza they used to sell in the wal-mart deli was even better than that. Sorry you will never experience a truly good pizza bro. You missed out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I keep zooming in to this picture and reminiscing about how good it was. My mouth is cumming.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had these and they were just ok. You have the palette of a child

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I had these
            No you didn't. Nobody did. That's why they stopped selling it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, the ultimate contrarian take, i fricking KNEEL!!!!!!!! OP YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think your assessment of the situation is wrong. Some people like pizza because it's cheap and has a shitload of calories.
    It's merely a bonus that you can toss random shit on top of it to make it taste better.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there is no combination of bread, tomato sauce, cheese, and toppings that is legitimately good in its own right.

    *bruschs your path*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's be honest - your opinion sucks. Not bad,bad, barely good - it's sucks donkey dick.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "more pizza toppings = more expensive" is one of the most israeli scams everyone just accepts. The more toppings you get the less of each topping they put on there. So what are you paying for? An extra 15 seconds of the employee's time?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah lets be honest, pizza is great with pineapple.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is but to be honest that pizza looks like it was made by a 3rd grader

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