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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what they mean by "Elvis Country".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So this is what they mean by "Elvis Country".
      They should make a pizza that is made with cheese, bacon, peanut butter, and bananas, and dough that is made with tallow.
      Now that would be a pizza you ate one slice at a time, yesiree Bob

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bananas would have to be smashed and twice-fried first

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm yes i'll take the rabbit shit and dried chicken pizza

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat at Happy Joe's
    >actually sad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd kill for some Happy Joe's taco pizza right now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >happy Joe's
      Anyone remember happy Joe's and jungle bungle?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do, brother.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy Joe's isn't that great. I found it average everytime I tried it even if they did ivent the taco pizza. Just find a Maid Rite. That's the real Iowa food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in the QC and nobody I knew ate Maid-Rite or thought it was any good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I grew up in the QC and nobody I knew ate Maid-Rite or thought it was any good
          That's because:

          A. You live in glorified Illinois.
          B. You're a homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maid Rite is over salted shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sign my ass up (never ate there sober)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do black people make everything about butts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Sign my heart, brain, bones, blood and entire self up, I will eat there with all my being", sounds a little too intense, don't you think?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a deer shit all over your pizza m8

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ????
    Both the cheese and ham are severely undercooked????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ham was already cooked before it went on the pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      look here city slicker. out here we do things a bit different. don't like it? ya can hightail on outta here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Davenport isn't real Iowa anyways. Happy Joe's is like Pizza Hut tier imo. Papa John's is better. I think people liked it more for nostalgia in that it used to be like one of those destination birthday places like Pizza Hut was in the 1980's and early 90's when people actually ate inside pizza places.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That genuinely looks more enjoyable than chicago, altoona, or new haven style
    >t. nyer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That genuinely looks more enjoyable than chicago, altoona, or new haven style
      No, it does not!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coal burner pizza
        I don't care if it tastes good. I giggle when I eat, and that gives me hiccups.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this supposed to be an appealing image? Looks like greasy floppy naanbread from an Indian place

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the Hardee's in Cedar Rapids. My fat ass used to go get the mushroom melt burger there all the time when I was there years ago.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat the shit out of that

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those little sausages are delicious. As long as that pizza isn't floppy, at least the sausage half is probably pretty good.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks fine, would eat.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a genuinely good looking pizza, is this meant to be an ironic post? If you wouldn't destroy this pizza, get the frick out of the. I'm sick of people trying to make pizza something fancy when it never was. Only It*lians can dress up and overcharge for peasant food so much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks good, just wish they didn't cut it into 14ths.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gat dammm that's a meaty b***h

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Happy Joe's make morons on this board seethe so much? Sure it's expensive but it's a pretty decent pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy Joe's isn't that great. I found it average everytime I tried it even if they did ivent the taco pizza. Just find a Maid Rite. That's the real Iowa food.

      I grew up in the QC and nobody I knew ate Maid-Rite or thought it was any good

      https://i.imgur.com/g8W5LTU.jpg

      Yes, let’s!

      >I grew up in the QC and nobody I knew ate Maid-Rite or thought it was any good
      That's because:

      A. You live in glorified Illinois.
      B. You're a homosexual.

      Davenport isn't real Iowa anyways. Happy Joe's is like Pizza Hut tier imo. Papa John's is better. I think people liked it more for nostalgia in that it used to be like one of those destination birthday places like Pizza Hut was in the 1980's and early 90's when people actually ate inside pizza places.

      what the frick
      how many iowans do we have on this board? weird

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s not, and say we did.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's really rather nicely cut, good place

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than italy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can A pizza be better than a country?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not my fault you're delusional

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sausage doesn’t look terrible, the ham one does.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell how deranged do you have to be to even touch shit like that

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoa? beef and ham on a 'za?!... those iowanoids sure are crazy! they do things a lil differently down there 😉

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i made pizza as well 🙂

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ham half looks yummy..

  22. 2 months ago
    Order4me

    Pizza has thin slices like California pizza...
    Anyone know anything about Moutain Mike's Pizza?

    [...]

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, let’s!

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's happy joes. you can tell by the tiny ham cubes. so, dubuque pizza, not davenport pizza. we used to have it at my middle school dances, and go there for birthday parties in elementary school, they had like a chucky cheese game center in one. the taco pizza is the good one.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why some Black folk won't put the fricking leaves on the tomato sauce BEFORE adding cheese and olive oil. burnt basil is disgusting. basil flavored olive oil and mozzarella is heavenly

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mixing in cheddar with your mozzarella

    Disgusting.

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