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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tf do they do that, dissolve the shell in acid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slip a mickey into it's drink so it doesn't realize it is being undressed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they wait until they molt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is he speaking mexican hes white

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's because of cancel culture, the proud white man has been forced to speak mexican or he will be canceled and the woke mob will ruin his life

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many such cases. Send my condolences to his next of kin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jordi
        IYKYK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a lot of manual labor so I'm going with they pulverize lobsters into a paste that is inserted into a lobster shaped mold and then use food dye to give it definition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. There is no way they're doing

      https://youtu.be/4GuwHiWsT6w?feature=shared

      on a commercial scale, are they?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        plenty of sudacas willing to work for peanuts in assembly line mode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably that shit they make fish sticks out of, Surimi. It tastes absolutely disgusting in that form by the way, never buy it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm microplastics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can't avoid it anymore. Every food at the grocery store at some point has touched or is completely wrapped in plastic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even produce is safe, they fricking shrink wrap cucumbers now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          even straight outta the soil isnt safe, food absorbs microplastics from the irrigation water while they grow
          only way is doing hydroponics in a controlled environment using reverse osmosis filtered water only

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I'm so horny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hdUXzI1.jpg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXOO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's me with your sister. Again and again. Go suck it out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me and all of your female relatives

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is giving me a feeling of not quite hungry and not quit horny, but some weird combination of the two.
        Is this how cannibals feel?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, a bit of a confession. Not that I've done anything. But I've often felt that really great food, the kind that just hits the spot at the time right as you fancy that one thing, is near enough to sexual pleasure. Now, I've never caught myself fantasizing about cannibalism or even getting a whiff of it in my mind to possibly consider, but once or twice, late at night when feeling extremely tired but also horny, as I start rubbing one out to some pretty damn vanilla (ha, food analogy) mental image, the girl in my mind sponatneously turned into some kinda crispy roast-female. Sad to say, it took a few seconds for me to reverse gears while reeling in horror.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish that was me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    putting sugar donut filling in a vegana can cause a yeast infection, jerk

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that I know what this means. But at the same time I appreciate that I was around at the time. Those were such simpler days.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please enlighten me, what does this mean?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trust me you are better off not knowing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Open your dad's bedroom door and you'll find out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you mean his grandpas door?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I meant his dads you stupid frick. Go away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah so you were just playing along, guess there aren't that many oldgays in this thread.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old people fricking. From Lemon Party. It's the image but stable defused.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not just old people, old gay men. But also you ruined it you weren't supposed to just let the cat out of the bag so easily.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. Well who cares. Not like being an oldgay is something to be proud of any more. I'm just tired and fed up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not like being an oldgay is something to be proud of
                I will fricking cut you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry man, it's not 2005 any more. There is no /l/, z/ or /5/. It's over.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to go back.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So do I. I would do a lot of things differently. I even quit Culinaly at end of 2008 and came back in 2012. First day back I got banned. A thing that had never happened before.

                >how to say you're a loser without actually saying you're a loser

                Being an oldgay just means you're actually old now and the majority of the people who recognise the shit you talk about who were actually there are old too. Those who do and aren't old are just zoomies who went onto ED or KF or some shit and read up about it. Hell, there are literal timelines of Culinaly out there, including when boards were made and deleted and shit like that and reasons and events.

                Do you think many people still on Culinaly since 2005 and so on remember the court transcripts of moot trying to explain to a jury what a fricking image board or a meme was? Or how we laughed at how many times the lawyer asked 'Can you speak up please?'. No. Can you remember when moot got depressed and evilchan raided the board with CP unopposed (reasons I quit in 2007)? No. Point is, the internet isn't like it used to be now and neither is Culinaly. It's depressing and being an oldgay just makes it worse because it was better back then.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are all the women so good looking? Is it because theyre thin and white?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its because theyre 16

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're all mid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They weren't indoctrinated with radical feminism. There's a collage of before/after pics of people who were brainwashed with cultural marxism during their college years. All of them looked like that in their before pics. People were also less obese then, there was no "body positivity" for the obese to parade their shame, as the heathens do these days.

                https://i.imgur.com/2ISJs6B.jpg

                I've been banned multiple times for posting this.

                What is it with ice cream companies and being perverse? There's another ice cream advertisement from another company which would probably get you permabanned.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you think ice cream is supposed to go?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where does all food go? Why are you a fricking moron?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It all ends up in the same place.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lickable.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                social media and SJWs hadnt yet convinced them that being morbidly obese is beautiful
                normalgays getting access to the internet literally ruined society. we've gained almost nothing from it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they haven't hit the wall yet

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how to say you're a loser without actually saying you're a loser

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry man, it's not 2005 any more
                Just as you said that I realized I'm watching Deadliest Catch episodes from Season 1 in the background - 2005.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite podcast is lemonparty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love eating women's ass and I also like having my ass eaten by other gays. I suck lots of wiener but I could never do that to a man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not making it out of lemons
      One fricking job

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this ai slop or hand made?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are all ai

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for my magnum dong

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be some ultralighter's premade spaghetti idea.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be some ultralighter's premade spaghetti idea.

      but its going to taste like condom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it ribbed?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$40
    >2 lobsters
    This is why lobsters are going extinct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol we can just bring them back with science

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only way to bring them back is to stop fishing them. It's why the Maine fishermen are b***hing right now while the Canadian and US governments are trying to preserve a natural resource for the next 100 years instead of killing it all off in the next 10.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think when people thought they were sea roaches and fed them to prisoners, they were prepared well? I canr see them getting any butter.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They probably just mashed them up and mixed with it in

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick it lets just eat them all now and be done with it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            65+ year old hands typed this post

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lobster sucks, the only reason people eat it is because they think it makes them look sophisticated.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                OK gay guy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what does it taste like? shrimp?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like lobster you stupid frick.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                tastes like a big ol penis

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically, except you pay 10x as much as shrimp for it. And it's 10x harder to get to the meat. Shrimp are far more sustainable and just as tasty and useful in way more dishes. Lobster is that food you eat once or twice just to see what it's like and then forget it exists for 10 years.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try not being poor 24/7/365. Thank you so so much.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only a poor person would larp as thinking eating lobster makes them high class.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only a dumb little stupid homosexual homosexual would larp as thinking eating lobster makes others high class.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mad and low class lmao.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                perfect way to describe yourself my man

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I be mad about having large amounts of disposable income and eating lobster just to piss of peons like you? I'm living my best life while you toil in hell frick face.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quite a lot of projection there anon, someone asked what lobster tasted like and I told them. This riled you up so much that you jumped in with both feat screaming about how rich you were. Seems a bit insecure if you ask me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seems a bit insecure if you ask me
                those who live in glass houses....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you probably shouldn't throw fits about sea bugs if you can help it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should try using less buzzwords when not prompted to use them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                First of all
                >fewer*
                Second, nothing in that post was a buzzword. You're clearly a larping ESL who parrots everything it sees without understanding meaning or context. Judging by your insatiable need to inform everyone that you're "rich" and "high class" (something that no one to whom those terms actually apply would feel the need to do, money talks so those with it don't have to), you're probably a sad Indian who thinks the internet has a caste system, and that lying might change your ranking within it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a waste of resources and should be removed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And it's 10x harder to get to the meat
                Kek, you got weak little hands.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this. My family tried it once for christmas a long time ago and it was decent. Haven't cared about having it again and I love seafood.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically, except you pay 10x as much as shrimp for it. And it's 10x harder to get to the meat. Shrimp are far more sustainable and just as tasty and useful in way more dishes. Lobster is that food you eat once or twice just to see what it's like and then forget it exists for 10 years.

                It doesn't taste like fricking shrimp, it's kind of sweet like crab meat but with a more shrimp-like texture.
                Dipped in butter, it's like your mouth is cumming uncontrollably.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the qrd.
                Sounds like I'll stick to crab then. Crab is good. 'ate shrimp and it sounds like lobster is just worse crab.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok
                didn't ask though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crab just tastes good. Lobster is weird, I'm sure people exist that like its flavor and texture, but I bet most just eat it for the clout.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought some potatoes and it looks like theyre about to get busted down

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would mash

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spotted dick
      >homosexuals
      what is wrong (or right) with the british

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >morgan freeman

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are japanse like this?
      what causes this to be acceptable?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Work hard, play hard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >japan
          >work hard
          they're experts at spending 12 hours of a shift doing literally nothing
          they have so much job security that they literally take naps at the desk of their office job and get praise for it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they have so much job security that they literally take naps at the desk of their office job and get praise for it.
            Those are them sleeping for 4 hours after working overtime after their 12 hour shift, so the trains haven't started running again yet and they have to work in 4h anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to remember, after WWII, WE occupied them for a 7 years and implemented laws to demoralize them,(No pubic hair on pornographic material was one of them.)
        Honestly, the wikipedia article has a surprisingly good amount of info.
        TL,DR; ~~*America*~~ did it to them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          link?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          didnt the same happen to german more or less

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Similar
            America banned Japan from making normal porn and they responded with weird tentacle stand-ins, while israelites pushed scat on Germans to get revenge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what causes this to be acceptable?
        its not normal and publicly acceptable
        its random niche shit found in the back shelves of sex shops
        its not like you're finding this shit in your local 7/11 for $2 next to the onigiri and strong zeros.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you could buy these at family mart (famous convenience store chain)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seven vajignas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick I lost

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been banned multiple times for posting this.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my tomato has a pp 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dickbutt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Possibly geoduck or razor clams.

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